Well, you literally just said that you made fate your little b*tch a ton of times in the past. I'm not too worried.
Also, since Jake can't hate on blue mushrooms anymore, remember to kick them down in comments occasionally. We weren't included in the deal. Screw you, mushrooms!
Don't forget the vodka!
Never forget, the Viper's style and taste are both exquisite.
d*mn. Hit until you can't hit, bite until you lose your teeth and finally headbutt until your body gives way. Primal Jake is pretty scary.
Well, you literally just said that you made fate your little b*tch a ton of times in the past. I'm not too worried.
Also, since Jake can't hate on blue mushrooms anymore, remember to kick them down in comments occasionally. We weren't included in the deal. Screw you, mushrooms!
Little Dipshit, fully in Chuuni mode: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legen..."
Jake, already in the process of literally pulverising him into atoms with his bare hands: "You talk too much."
Lisan al... wait, wrong novel. Holy jihad is NOT off the table, though.
Good job, William. Now rip and tear until it is done.
Oh, I hope Caroline dies painfully
Bro is just chillin.
(Which is fair, he's at the top of the pecking order, what more do you really need to do?)
William, lvl 32+: I aM pErFeCt!1!
Jake, lvl 9: Actually...