Urban Medical Immortal Dad
Chapter 591: You Must Hold It In!_1

Chapter 591: Chapter 591: You Must Hold It In!_1

Wu Lao Han is eighty-nine years old this year, a lifelong bachelor, living alone in the Sanli Bay community.

Actually, he used to have a wife and children, but because he was not very hygiene-conscious, not bathing was one thing, but he also often went out to scavenge trash, turning his home into a complete mess, reeking all over.

His wife and children had tried to persuade him to no avail, so they left.

Wu Lao Han couldn’t care less about his wife and children’s nagging, so stubbornly, he lived here, embracing his bachelor life.

During the day, when he had nothing to do, he would wander around the community, picking up some trash to bring back; at night, he would go out and flirt with the ladies dancing in the square, even though no one paid him any attention—no helping it, he was too smelly.

Today, as usual, Wu Lao Han rode his tricycle, leisurely roaming around the Sanli Bay community.

"Old Wu is here, let’s go!"

The elderly activity center square at Sanli Bay still had some people chatting, but as soon as they saw Old Wu approach, they pinched their noses and scattered as if seeing the god of plague.

"Tch! What crap!"

Hearing these people’s comments, Wu Lao Han snorted dismissively through his nose and parked his tricycle next to a dozen piles of garbage, then got off and started rummaging through it.

Meanwhile, Tao Wu, who had received a daunting task, also arrived near the elderly activity center.

He walked along, looking for older men.

At this time, around four or five in the afternoon, most of the old people at the activity center had gone to pick up grandchildren or to prepare dinner, leaving only a few elders who, upon seeing the stinky Wu Lao Han, covered their noses and headed back.

"Damn it! Why is there no one here?"

Tao Wu frowned and muttered annoyedly.

The subordinates following him also felt a headache; they were looking for an old man, and moreover, they needed someone for that kind of job—how embarrassing!

Rustle rustle...

Suddenly, Tao Wu heard a strange noise.

Following the direction of the sound, Tao Wu looked over.

It was a pile of garbage, with a rickety tricycle parked beside it.

Wait a minute!

Beside the garbage pile, there was a person, seemingly of considerable age, hunched over and rummaging through a trash can.

A minion with a Fu Manchu mustache exclaimed excitedly, "Brother Wu, it looks like an old man."

Tao Wu nodded and immediately led his men over.

"Hey, you, get up and come with us."

The Fu Manchu mustache minion stepped forward and coldly uttered.

Although Wu Lao Han was old, his ears were quite sharp. Hearing the voice, he turned his head and saw four young men dressed in black, wearing sunglasses, standing seriously in front of him.

"You... who are you? What do you want with me?"

Seeing these menacing-looking types, Wu Lao Han became afraid, taking three steps back almost reflexively.

"Quit the crap! Come with me!"

The Fu Manchu mustachioed minion barked and reached out to grab Wu Lao Han to take him outside.

Wu Lao Han’s teeth chattered with fear, hardly daring to go with the man.

"Motherfucker, you looking for death!"

The Fu Manchu minion had been a bodyguard for the Tao Family for several years and had inevitably picked up the Tao’s overbearing and bullying nature; seeing the old man refusing to leave, he stepped forward and grabbed Wu Lao Han by the collar.

With this grab, the minion almost threw up.

It stank, it was unbearably stinky!

How many years had this old thing not bathed to smell so rancid?

"Kidnapping! Murder!"

Wu Lao Han screamed in terror, but there was no one around; even the few passersby only glanced over and walked away.

"Xiao Hu, be gentle!"

Tao Wu, worried that things might get too out of hand and affect the Tao Family’s image, then pinched his nose and said to Wu Lao Han, "Elder sir, don’t be nervous, we are asking for your help with something."

Wu Lao Han responded warily, "Help? With what? I’m of such an age—no money, no people."

"Ugh... we don’t need that stuff."

Tao Wu gave an awkward smile and whispered, "I’m just wondering if you’ve used the restroom today?"

Help? Go to the toilet?

Wu Lao Han was confused, thinking these people must be nuts.

Could it be that they were seeking his feces?

"I haven’t, so what?"

"Good! That’s great!"

Tao Wu was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Elder sir, please hold it in and quickly come with me to the Rejuvenation Clinic."

Wu Lao Han blinked, still not quite understanding, "What do you mean? I haven’t finished picking my trash yet..."

"Five hundred bucks!"

Tao Wu, not wanting to dawdle, pulled out five hundred yuan and handed it to Wu Lao Han, "Elder sir, here is your payment. You’ve got to hold it in until we get to the place, then you can use the bathroom."

"Deal!"

Though still puzzled, Wu Lao Han saw no reason to refuse such an offer with five hundred yuan on the table.

...

On the other side, at the Rejuvenation Clinic.

Tao Pinggui was sitting in a wheelchair, staring blankly at the scenery in the courtyard.

Even though he had just agreed to eat that stuff, he still felt uncomfortable thinking about it, with a sensation of dry heaving occasionally rising in his throat.

"Fuck!"

Tao Pinggui pounded the armrest forcefully, his face filled with bitterness.

Shit, when he had been living well in Jiangnan City, why had he bothered to come to Jiangling City and get involved in this muddy water...

"Boss Tao!!"

Just then, an excited and proud voice came from outside, "We brought the person back! We’ll have the stuff soon!"

With a clang, the gate opened, and there appeared Tao Wu and three of his men, accompanying a balding, shabbily dressed old man inside.