Urban Medical Immortal Dad
Chapter 592 - 582: The More, The Better_1

Chapter 592: Chapter 582: The More, The Better_1

Wu Lao Han poked his head out, peering around like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden.

The medical center’s decor was quite interesting; it looked as though it had just opened recently.

However, until now, he still hadn’t figured out why these folks from society had brought him to the medical center.

"It stinks...hey, isn’t that the stinky Wu Lao Han from our community?"

An auntie cleaning up at the Return-to-Spring medical center couldn’t help pinching her nose, complaining to Tao Wu and the others, "What’s wrong with you people? Why did you bring this old beggar here? Go on, hurry up and chase him out! He reeks to death!"

The cleaning auntie who spoke lived in Sanli Bay, so how could she not recognize Wu Lao Han? Speaking of which, there were some conflicts between them.

Last month, Wu Lao Han had peeped at her and a few old sisters dancing in the square, and sneakily touched her, causing her to go back and take several showers that evening.

"It’s Xiao Li, huh?"

Wu Lao Han touched his head and said awkwardly, "What a coincidence, you’re working here now?"

"Mind your own business!"

The cleaning auntie named Xiao Li gave him a sideways glance, picking up a broom to drive Wu Lao Han out, "Go on, you stink to death!"

"Xiao Li, listen to me, I came here for a reason."

Wu Lao Han explained, "These young guys gave me five hundred yuan to come here and do a job."

"You? What could you possibly do?"

The cleaning auntie looked at Wu Lao Han with disdain; this old guy was so old, what could he do other than pedaling a tricycle?

Luckily, at this moment, Gui Nongsang and Mo Han came out.

Seeing Mo Han appear, Tao Wu quickly stepped forward, pointed at Wu Lao Han, and said to Mister Mo, "I was afraid the thing would get cold if I brought it back, so I thought of bringing the man here to produce it on the spot, what do you think?"

Produce it on the spot? Who could have thought of that?

Mo Han burst into laughter, "A real talent, indeed. It’s really a waste for you to be a bodyguard for Chairman Tao."

"Oh, no, no, as long as it’s for Chairman Tao’s illness, I’m willing to do anything."

Tao Wu forced a laugh, discreetly flattering Tao Pinggui, unaware that Tao Pinggui’s face was turning iron blue, with murderous intent towards him.

Seeing the celestial-looking Gui Nongsang and a young man who looked to be around twenty something with quite a presence, and then hearing Tao Wu say he brought the person here to produce it right on the spot, Wu Lao Han suddenly remembered a news story he had seen a few days ago about a criminal gang selling human organs.

With that thought, he shuddered, trembling, and said, "You aren’t planning to take my organs, are you?"

"I am eighty-nine this year; my organs are no good. Keep your five hundred yuan, just let me go..."

"Sir, you’ve misunderstood."

Mo Han came down, smiled slightly, and spoke, "We’ve invited you here not to take your organs, but to ask you to make a trip to the washroom; we need some fresh ’people yellow’."

"People yellow? You mean poo?"

Having lived for so many years, Wu Lao Han naturally knew what ’people yellow’ meant. Recalling that Tao Wu had asked him if he had been to the toilet before bringing him here, he started to believe it, but why on earth would they want my ’people yellow’?

"That’s right."

Mo Han gave Tao Pinggui a playful smile and said, "Old Gui here has a patient with a strange disease that requires the ’people yellow’ from the elderly, and it has to be fresh."

"We’ve invited you here to ask you to make a trip to the washroom to treat that patient."

...Pff.

The cleaning auntie beside them couldn’t hold back her laughter.

She had lived for most of her life and had never heard of using poo to treat diseases.

Wu Lao Han also laughed, "You’re saying my poo can treat diseases?"

"Hahaha, young man, I didn’t study much; don’t fool me. Who ever heard of using poo to treat illnesses?"

"This old man hasn’t been to the toilet in four or five days. If I go now, it’s all going to be old stool, the kind most people wouldn’t even dare to smell."

"That would be just perfect!"

Mo Han struggled to suppress his laughter, speaking solemnly, "Chairman Tao’s illness is very severe; if it’s old stool, the treatment will be even more effective!"

"Listen to me, go to the washroom now, use some laxative, and let it out to your heart’s content, the more the better."

"After you’re done, I’ll give you an additional one thousand yuan as a big red envelope."

Strange things happen every year, but today they’re especially plentiful.

Upon hearing there would be another one thousand yuan red envelope after the deed, Wu Lao Han’s eyes crinkled into a line with joy, "Who would’ve thought that my old man’s poo could treat illnesses and make money, deal!"

"Where’s the toilet? I’ll go right now, guarantee you’ll be satisfied."

"Over there, don’t make it dirty inside."

The cleaning auntie pointed towards the washroom on the left, but her eyes were on Tao Pinggui, nearly laughing out tears.

Who could guess the peccadillos of the rich? To think they’d fancy eating poo.

At this moment, Tao Pinggui’s face was the color of iron, utterly hideous.

To make him eat this old beggar’s poo? That was just too disgusting!

"Mister Mo, is it possible to get someone else? This guy hasn’t been to the toilet in four or five days, I’m afraid..."

But Mo Han said sternly, "Chairman Tao, do you still want to be cured or not?"

"This elderly gentleman’s feces are the best medicine, if you miss this chance, you can regret it later."

Dammit!

Tao Pinggui’s last bit of struggle was futile, and he nodded helplessly, his voice growing softer and softer, "Then...then okay."

At that moment, Mo Han turned to Tao Wu and instructed, "You take a container and quickly go catch the old gentleman’s ’people yellow’; don’t let it get flushed away, otherwise it’ll all be for nothing."

"Got it!"

Tao Wu snapped to attention, immediately grabbed a wooden basin, and charged towards the washroom...

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