Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife
Chapter 600: Lord Wu and Lady Su.

Chapter 600: Lord Wu and Lady Su.

She rolled her eyes, moved one of the pillows with her mind and hit him on the head with it.

"Stop calling me that."

He obviously saw the pillow coming but he didn’t move. She didn’t intend to cause him cause him physical pain anyway.

He didn’t want to stop teasing her so he went on.

"Should I make it glowing one?"

She gasped, and held out her arms to confirm if she was glowing or not. If she was, she did not know how she was going to explain it to him in the first place.

There was no glow, her body was normal as usual. She put her arms down and glared down for scaring her the way he had done.

"I should pluck the hair on your head like the feathers of a chicken I intend to stew." She told him.

"As if you could bear to do that to me. Who will love you more than me in this world?" He asked her.

She didn’t know if he was setting himself a trap but she was so ready to answer that question.

"My dad, mum, Justin, Adler, Beord, Carolyn, Elroy, Fey....."

As she mentioned the list of her loved ones, the grown man sitting opposite her pouted unhappily. He did something very childlike which made her laugh.

Esong put two fingers inside of his ears and shook his head.

"I don’t wanna hear it. I am the only one who loves you the most and you are the only one who loves me the most." Loudly, he declared.

So, that’s where Justin learned this new habit from or maybe Esong had learned it from Justin.

It was quite funny seeing him be so childish and less serious every once in a while.

Her eyes softened and she touched one of his arms. He took advantage of it to drag her into his arms and hold her as if he was hugging his most comfortable pillow which always smelled the way he loved.

"You hugged Justin but you didn’t hug me. I missed too you know. Do I need to cry before I get some attention from you?" He complained.

She rubbed one of her hands over his back slowly in a circular pattern. Sometimes it slipped her mind that he was just as clingy with her as Justin as. Maybe even worse, more so when they were alone. In public he curbed himself somehow.

She leaned into him and relaxed into the hug. Her entire body softened and she allowed herself to loosen up and just enjoy the moment.

It had been a rough day, not just for Justin for her as well.

"You comfort Justin but forget that you also need comforting. So, who comforts you my glowing one?

Into whose arms are you supposed to run after you have a day like this one?" Esong’s voice was soft but clear in her ears with this question.

The sad answer was that she mostly comforted herself. She couldn’t come to him with supernatural problems and she could only go to him for the human ones when he was around.

If only she could teleport to him as she pleased at any time. If only he could do the same.

So many if’s and no solution. She didn’t want to dwell on the impossible so her mind fixated on the present.

She sighed and told him, "I missed you too you giant baby."

"Did you just call me baby?" He raised his head and asked her. Never before had she called him that.

It was like her special name, reserved for only Justin. It was stupid, but he kind of felt special being called baby by her.

"I said giant baby." She reminded him.

He was smiling so much that she wondered if she would physically have to erase the stupid goofy smile on his face. Why exactly was he so excited?

If he was a dog, the golden retriever kind, he would have jumped onto her body with a wagging tail and very active slobbering tongue licking her face randomly.

"It has baby in it, I don’t care, you just called me your baby. Boom!! Done, over." He moved his hands up and down, gesturing in the manner of a basketballer that had just made a slam-dunk.

She just stayed there and stared at him, silent with a smile on her face as she wondered when he had become such an idiot..., a loveable idiot.

He tickled her chin with his hand out of the blue and a good but bad idea crossed his mind. He was thinking about kissing her when something else crossed his mind.

"Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?" He asked her.

"But of course I have Lord Wu." She answered.

She was the one that introduced them on the Sun star. Before her, it was flying cars, flying balloons, flying everything and mechas for everyone.

Now, motorcycles had become common and they were loved. Those big bikes especially that could be ridden at untold speeds. They younger generation, teenagers and young adults especially were crazy for them.

"Have you ever ridden one...

He drew his words out, indicating that he was not done talking. "naked?" He finally finished his statement.

She was both amused, and horrified at the same time. "Er...say what now?"

"Riding a motorcycle, naked. Have you ever done that?" He asked her.

His face was perfectly straight and he was serious about it. If he had been smiling, she could have easily assumed that he was being playful but the man was serious.

"No, Lord Wu. I am afraid that I haven’t indulged in such an absurd, er...pleasure?" She finished it off as a question.

She had no idea if it was a pleasure or not to ride a motorcycle without one’s clothes on. For starters, how did one keep the wind off. It was bound to be cold if you were speeding. Nobody that rode a motorcycle for fun didn’t speed up excessively every one now and then.

"Why are you speaking formally and weirdly?" He asked her.

"I am trying something new. When I am in the palace I speak like this and so does Carolyn. We sound posh and well educated. Not, like the simpletons we are. Do you like it?" She responded.

He frowned. "In bed, sure. We can pretend that I am the lord of debauchery and you are the innocent maiden that I am about to devour and teach the carnal ways of love making between a man and a woman."

She looked down, clearly hiding her laughter which was still loud.

He was not done however as he cleared his throat and made his body sit upright, like a proper noble man.

"Lady Su, I believe that we are still on the topic of sitting our peachy buttocks, mine flat and yours ample on the rock solid body of a man made steel machine whose vibrations might cause your lady parts some vibrations."

She tried not to laugh but it was impossible because his voice was unnatural and his words were absurd.

"Pft!!!" She guffawed loudly and fell over, gasping for breath as she held her chest. Something was wrong with Esong.