The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 469 - 381: Down-to-Earth Beauty Shi Tiantian

Chapter 469: Chapter 381: Down-to-Earth Beauty Shi Tiantian

The massive stone man rotated in place, stirring up a gentle breeze.

Meanwhile, the lemon juice in the barrel also spun around, enveloping the stone man in a bubble-like wrap.

As the stone man continued to spin, the lemon juice bubble grew smaller and smaller until it was completely and evenly absorbed onto its surface.

"Hehehe~"

The skeletons let out cheerful yet spine-chilling laughter as their hollow eye sockets looked towards Liu Zheng.

"Here."

Shisan yao handed him an oversized syringe with a needle.

"Minister, what do you want me to do with this?"

Liu Zheng asked, perplexed.

It couldn’t be because massaging the stone man was so tiring that they had to inject the masseur with chicken blood before starting, could it?

"Of course it’s for work. You use this to draw lemon juice, then cover all the spots on Mr. Shi that haven’t been coated yet,"

said Shisan yao.

"Ah? Oh."

He took the syringe and then gathered a bunch of lemons and placed them next to the stone man’s feet.

"Mr. Shi, I’m going to apply essential oil, oh no, lemon juice on you,"

Liu Zheng said, looking up.

Although in the Metropolis size isn’t indicative of strength, with the stone man’s size and material, just standing still exuded an imposing presence.

"Hehehe~"

Although very subtle, the stone man indeed made a motion that could be considered a nod.

"Looks frightening, but has quite a nice temper."

He nodded to himself.

Shisan yao really earned his fee, having set him up with a very good practice subject.

He grabbed a few lemons, filled the oversized syringe with juice, and then started to look for untreated spots on the stone man’s body.

"Found it."

Liu Zheng’s gaze stopped near a skeleton head, where there was a slightly protruding hook-shaped stone, just beneath which the lemon juice had not reached.

Indecent or not, the folks in the Metropolis always excel at realism in strange places.

He held the syringe and tried to tiptoe, but he couldn’t reach it.

He looked around the room and didn’t find anything that could serve as a step stool.

"What are you looking around for?"

Shisan yao asked.

"I’m looking for something to stand on."

Liu Zheng replied honestly.

"Isn’t the ladder right by your side?"

Shisan yao pointed down at his feet.

"Um..."

He looked at the ladder at his feet and then at the stone man.

"Excuse me, Mr. Shi, may I put the ladder on you?"

Liu Zheng asked somewhat awkwardly.

The stone man did not speak, but silently adjusted its stance to facilitate his ladder placement.

"Isn’t this temper a bit too good? It’s completely out of sync with those bastards in the Metropolis."

As he climbed to the area around the stone man’s neck using the ladder, he couldn’t help but inwardly exclaim.

It’s a shame the other party couldn’t talk; otherwise, Liu Zheng really wanted to strike up a conversation.

Considering Shisan yao’s attitude, the other party’s status and strength were certainly not low, and with such a good temper, making a connection would mean tapping into a great network.

While pondering this, he inserted the needle into the crevice.

The syringe needle was as thick as chopsticks, the sort that would make a child faint and would induce shock in someone with a fear of sharp objects.

Yet, in front of the stone man’s massive form, it was just enough to fill the gaps.

"Sss~"

Liu Zheng pushed the plunger, and the lemon juice slowly filled the crevice.

Visibly, the area’s stone became somewhat softened.

"Is the effect this strong?"

He was somewhat surprised.

Liu Zheng had once conducted a survey on the quality of tap water and knew that citric acid could be used to soften stubborn limescale. With microcomputer-controlled water flow and pneumatic action, vibrations in the water helped peel off old accumulations inside pipes, keeping them clear and clean.

But the citric acid used by water companies is food-grade, which is like comparing blanched coffee beans to fifteen times concentrated coffee.

"Do you find it weird?"

Shisan yao seemed to sense what he was thinking.

"Yes, Minister."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"If you want to know, just taste it and you’ll find out,"

Shisan yao said with a mischievous smile.

"This is for work, it wouldn’t be right for an employee to taste it, would it?"

He expressed his refusal.

"It doesn’t matter, I don’t mind, and neither will Shi Tiantian. Right, Shi Tiantian?"

Shisan yao didn’t give him a chance to refuse.

"Hehehe~"

The stone man seemed to make a nodding motion, and this time it moved much more noticeably.

"Hey, you’re definitely really laughing this time, right?"

Liu Zheng feigned a look of disbelief at it.

"Hurry up, don’t keep Shi Tiantian waiting."

Shisan yao urged.

Crushed by the pressure from both the superior and the client, he had no choice but to raise the syringe.

Liu Zheng opened his mouth, and a thin, yellow stream fell into it.

"Hiss!"

The moment the lemon juice touched his tastebuds, Liu Zheng felt as if his brain had exploded.

The extreme sourness was like a million cucks watching their goddess perform fellatio exercises on her boyfriend, and her boyfriend happened to be the guy who never washed his feet in the bunk above him.

"Slurp~ Slurp~ Slurp~"

Liu Zheng kept slurping, but even his strong mouth muscles couldn’t endure the explosion of salivation.

Saliva flowed out in copious amounts, cascading down like a waterfall.

"Hahaha! Hahaha!"

"Hehehe~"

Shisan yao and the stone man burst into wild laughter together.

Watching the newbie get soured into a crumpled ball of paper was one of their favorite entertainments.

"Two old things with a wicked sense of humor."

Liu Zheng sucked at the saliva while gazing at them speechlessly.

After a full minute of sucking, the sourness in his mouth eased a bit, and he could barely close his mouth.