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Chapter 160 Manure Removal is Actually a Kind of Cosmetic Medicine

Chapter 160: Chapter 160 Manure Removal is Actually a Kind of Cosmetic Medicine

The blue laser bullets hit the target.

Under continuous assault, the Shit Meteorite gradually deformed and eventually shattered.

Fragments of various sizes splattered in all directions, some directly striking the fighter jet.

Fortunately, this kind of debris couldn’t damage the fighter jet.

However, the pungent smell almost made Liu Zheng roll his eyes back.

They could shoot lasers in space, yet there was no enclosed cockpit; he could only interpret this as the designer’s twisted sense of humor.

The larger the Shit Meteorite, the higher its health points.

For the smallest fridge-sized Shit Meteorite, Liu Zheng only needed three laser pulses to blow it up.

But for the largest building-sized Shit Meteorite, it took him a full ten seconds to successfully shatter it.

However, these Shit Meteorites weren’t fast, so Liu Zheng was able to annihilate them all before they moved beyond his firing range.

Of course, this was expected.

If the first wave of enemies were set to high difficulty, then unless the sewer had a constipation issue, it wouldn’t make sense.

The fighter jet continued to fly forward when suddenly a hemorrhoid planet in the distance violently contracted and collapsed into a pale dwarf star.

Then, the dwarf star abruptly expanded.

Accompanied by a "puff" sound, a bright red intestine sprayed out from the core of the hemorrhoid planet and flew towards the fighter jet.

"Shit!"

Witnessing this bizarre scene, even Liu Zheng found it hard to keep his composure.

If it were up to him, he would have blown up this intestinal star belt from a distance.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t an option.

He moved the joystick backwards, and the front jets of the fighter instantly emitted two streams of white smoke, continuously pushing the jet backwards.

This was something impossible in reality but was standard practice in a shoot’em up game.

The fighter jet moved back a good distance, letting the intestinal star belt slip by in front.

Liu Zheng adjusted the distance while observing this intestinal star belt.

Thinner at the top and thicker at the bottom, with a long, thin intestine branching off to the side.

This must be a cecum, the kind with an appendix.

From a real-world scientific perspective, even if the appendix is blasted away, it’s no big deal; it even reduces the risk of appendicitis.

Even if part of the cecum is removed, it wouldn’t affect normal life.

But since the Fisherman said so, he decided to adhere to the game rules.

After all, in reality, there’s no way an appendix could spray out on its own and then swim back.

Liu Zheng carefully controlled the crosshairs, aiming at a Shit Meteorite he spotted.

This Shit Meteorite was embedded in the intestinal wall, looking like a black mole on an arm.

And his job was to use the laser, fine as a hair to the intestinal wall, to blast away this black mole.

Hey, speaking of which, he could somewhat be considered as giving the sewer a beauty treatment.

Well, that sounded better than being a dung removal worker.

He pressed the firing button, and two lasers hit the Shit Meteorite, ah no, black mole spot on.

This aspect was the same as in reality; as long as there was no atmospheric interference, laser weapons hit exactly where aimed.

The Shit Meteorite glowed red, deformed, but still stubbornly clung to the intestinal wall.

Liu Zheng nodded slightly and pressed the firing button again.

Two more lasers shot out, and this time the Shit Meteorite finally burst.

On the display screen before him, the score increased by 100 points, the same as the building-sized Shit Meteorite he had just shattered.

It looked like to score high, these intestinal star belts really couldn’t be missed.

After the Shit Meteorite shattered, the cecum seemed much more relaxed, accelerated past the fighter jet, then followed an elliptical path back to the hemorrhoid planet, getting swallowed by a gaping hole.

Seeing this, Liu Zheng remembered some of the practices of sexual minority communities he had heard about, and couldn’t help feeling waves of disgust.

He quickly shifted his attention back to the front, lest his limited imagination diffuse into the infinite space.

A few seconds later, several dozen nearby hemorrhoid planets suddenly shook, and a deep abyss opened on the surface of each.

Accompanied by a continuous stream of "puffing" sounds, countless jets of feces sprayed out from the planets, merging into a shit-yellow galactic river rushing towards the fighter jet.

"Fuck!"

Seeing that yellow flow mixed with plenty of black, Liu Zheng couldn’t help but curse.

No wonder they said ordinary bullets were useless; even if he smashed the firing button, he couldn’t clear an entire river of shit.

Speaking of which, couldn’t the sewer expel it on its own?

This guy’s sphincter must have been torn off, right?

Liu Zheng was somewhat speechless.

However, this river wasn’t entirely flawless.

A Shit Meteorite, about half the size of a basketball court, acted like a dam holding back the torrent behind it, creating a diversion channel in the shit galaxy.

And since it flew slower than the shit galaxy, the torrent behind it bypassed and merged into the rivers on both sides.

If he didn’t want to use up bombs, he could rush into this diversion channel and keep attacking this Shit Meteorite, then wait for the shit galaxy to pass before completely blasting it away.

Glancing at the three bomb icons on the screen, Liu Zheng decided it was better to just blow it up.

He pressed the bomb button, and two beams, several times thicker than the fighter itself, shot out from the nozzles.

Following that, the two super thick lasers swept across like whips, erasing the entire shit galaxy clean like an eraser.

Awesome!

It was fiercer than the bombs in many shoot’em up games he had played.

In some shoot’em up games, the bombs were just oversized bullets, sometimes even less effective than fully upgraded bullets, sheer coin traps.

Checking the score statistics, destroying that shit-galaxy had just added 5000 points to his score, more than the Shit Meteorite and the Intestinal Star Belt combined.

It seemed that choosing the third cheat was indeed the right choice.

With an excited heart, he continued piloting the fighter jet forward.

The three enemies ahead came one at a time, probably to let him get familiar with them first.

But unexpectedly, the next enemy would likely be the Garbage Meteor Shower.

Sure enough, after flying forward for another minute, there was a disturbance ahead.

This time it wasn’t the hemorrhoid planets coming to expel, but something burst directly out of the distant darkness.

Numerous pieces of garbage of all kinds gathered together, yet they were distinctly separated.

Because of the high speed, sparks continuously burst from their surfaces.

These sparks were gathered together by some invisible force, forming a brilliant and eye-catching tail flame.

It was more like a comet than a meteor shower.

The garbage meteor shower soon came to the front of Liu Zheng, descending towards the fighter jet.

As the distance gradually closed, he could see what the garbage looked like.

Inside, there were discarded furniture, rusty metal cans, broken appliances, and the corpses of giants from different races...

In short, every kind of garbage you could or couldn’t imagine was there in the meteor shower.

Seeing this, he finally understood what Fisherman meant by "the sewer gathers all the toxic and hazardous substances of the entire city."

Of course, there wasn’t only garbage in the meteor shower.

In the upper left of the meteor shower, Liu Zheng spotted a laser launcher configured just like the one on his fighter jet.

He knew that it was an item that could upgrade his bullets.

But this bullet upgrade item was currently surrounded by a vast amount of garbage, to pick it up, he either had to use superb piloting skills to weave through the gaps in the garbage, or clear all the garbage in front of it.

Liu Zheng stared ahead and fell into thought, not making a decision until the meteor shower was only two machine lengths away from him.

The laser whip fired again, sweeping the overwhelming garbage completely away.

Though he didn’t know the appearance ratio of the game’s bullet upgrade items and bomb items, with cheat three in place, he couldn’t stand to lose much anyway.

He just needed to keep one bomb as a last resort.

He piloted the fighter jet, ramming directly into the bullet upgrade item, which immediately split into two rays of light that attached to the fighter jet’s laser launcher.

Liu Zheng tried pressing the fire button, and four laser bullets shot out at once.

From two shots to four had its pros and cons.

The advantage was the power had doubled, making it easier to smash Shit Meteorites.

The downside was the added two bullets made it harder to control the damage output.

Where two or six shots could just break a Shit Meteorite, his four or eight shots would go over, causing two extra laser shots.

Hitting other things didn’t matter much, but it was quite problematic when hitting the Intestinal Star Belt.

Of course, overall, the benefits outweighed the drawbacks.

Liu Zheng couldn’t solely rely on bombs all the way through. Boosting firepower was necessary.

Gathering his thoughts, he again focused ahead.

All four types of enemies had been dealt with; the next would either be a boss or a mix of enemies.

Neither would be as leisurely as before.

Leaving the appearances of those planets aside, the graphics of this game were pretty realistic.

Liu Zheng looked around, genuinely feeling like he was piloting a space fighter.

Thinking of the scene he had seen in the Planet Level Treasure Box, could they be using the same technology?

Even if so, such high-end technology didn’t matter much to him.

He was just an ordinary new delivery guy.

The lonely fighter jet continuously moved forward in the silent space for a full five minutes without any enemies appearing.

Just as Liu Zheng started to suspect a game bug, a Shit Meteorite suddenly spawned close to the fighter jet.

"Damn!"

He hastily pressed the fire button.

Four consecutive laser shots fired out, directly hitting the target.

However, the Shit Meteorite only swelled and deformed but didn’t crack open.

Liu Zheng frantically pressed the fire button, and eight intermittent laser shots fired out, finally completely blowing up the unexpectedly arriving Shit Meteorite.

By then, its protruding part was less than a meter away from the fighter jet.

The flying pieces of shit clattered against the fighter jet, some smacking directly onto Liu Zheng’s face, bruising his nose and swelling his face.

Fortunately, he now had the Legendary Armor’s enhancement, and these pieces of shit couldn’t crack his skull open.

Otherwise, being killed by a pile of shit would truly be a fate worse than death.

It was also lucky he had picked up that bullet upgrade item earlier; otherwise, Liu Zheng would either have to use a bomb or rely on his hand speed and positioning, definitely not enough firepower.

Having barely dealt with that sneaky Shit Meteorite, in the distance, another bunch of Shit Meteorites spawned.

This time the quantity and size of the Shit Meteorites had dropped a level from the previous encounter.

However, Liu Zheng didn’t take it lightly at all.

He cautiously piloted the fighter jet, heading to the left where the biggest clumps of Shit Meteorites were.

He planned to take out the big ones first before dealing with the smaller ones.

Just as Liu Zheng was about to press the fire button, a Hemorrhoid Planet on the left suddenly opened wide, spraying out an Intestinal Star Belt and wrapping it towards the fighter jet.

"I knew it, you bastard Lao Liu."

Without hesitation, he controlled the fighter jet to fly towards the upper right.

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