The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 161: Seeing the Fire Mage Again

Chapter 161: Chapter 161: Seeing the Fire Mage Again

The vibrant red intestinal star belt floated past behind Liu Zheng, yet his heart remained undisturbed.

He didn’t even bother to check how many Shit Meteorites were embedded in it since those points were unobtainable anyway.

Although Liu Zheng could have used a bomb to kill two birds with one stone, he felt it was not necessary.

Leaving no room for error was too extreme a playstyle, not his style at all.

He pressed the launch button, completely annihilating the wave of Shit Meteorites coming from the right.

After that wave, Liu Zheng continued through three more waves.

They were the super-large Shit Meteorite cluster, dual intestinal star belts, and a garbage meteor shower with Shit Meteorites.

During the double intestinal star belts, he used his last bomb.

Not only because the two belts had blocked the space for his fighter to dodge, but also because one of the belts had too many closely packed Shit Meteorites, resembling strawberries.

One bomb harvested him 6,000 points, even more than the Shit Galaxy.

Fortunately, in the third wave’s garbage meteor shower, Liu Zheng found another bomb and a bullet upgrade tool.

Under the effect of hack number three, his bomb inventory was restored to two.

However, he didn’t use any more bombs but simply let the rest of the garbage meteor shower and Shit Meteorites pass by.

Based on his past experiences fighting flying chickens, he guessed the BOSS stage must be close.

Perhaps because he wasn’t originally from Old Biden’s region, as expected, nothing unexpected happened.

After a powerful entry tune, a Shit Meteorite as large as a hill smashed directly in front of his fighter.

Liu Zheng was prepared and immediately pulled back to the edge of the board.

The Shit Mountain quickly unfolded into a Shit Giant.

Its shape was very similar to the neutral boss Roshan from Dota, but the design was much shadier.

The left chest of the Shit Giant housed a blazing power furnace covered with a thick layer of hard Shit Armor.

Its hands were also covered with hard Shit Gauntlets, and it wore a hard Shit Helmet on its head, leaving only the eyes, which comprised two constantly writhing giant maggots, visible.

"Truly fully armored,"

Liu Zheng exclaimed.

However, this also pinpointed the Shit Giant’s vulnerability to him.

He didn’t hesitate to riddle the Shit Giant’s chest with rounds.

Although the fighter’s laser was not actually at the speed of light, the sluggish Shit Giant failed to react in time.

Four lasers, twice as thick as before, struck directly at the hard Shit Armor, forming two small craters at the same spot (because two lasers from the same launcher hit the same spot).

Liu Zheng felt a surge of joy.

Even though these two small pits were only minor scratches, any damage was good damage.

His biggest worry was if the armor turned out to be invincible, only becoming vulnerable when the Shit Giant used a specific move or entered a specific state, which would have greatly increased the difficulty.

Taking advantage of the situation, Liu Zheng pressed the launch button a few more times, targeting the same area, causing a slight crack on the chest armor.

But by then, the Shit Giant had finally reacted, covering its chest with one arm while swinging the other toward him, unleashing a Shit Meteor Rain upon him.

Liu Zheng immediately redirected his focus to the Shit Meteor Rain, fiercely opening fire at it.

Even though the boss swung numerous Shit Meteorites at him, under twice enhanced firepower of the fighter, they were swiftly eradicated.

However, that was just an appetizer.

The Shit Giant opened its massive mouth and took a deep breath.

A powerful suction pulled the fighter, causing it to fly involuntarily towards the Shit Giant’s mouth.

Despite Liu Zheng desperately moving in the opposite direction, the fighter still ended up within less than a third of the visual distance from the Shit Giant.

"Wow!"

The Shit Giant emitted a deafening vomiting sound, spraying a stream of shit galaxy from its mouth.

The BOSS’s shit galaxy was indeed different from a regular one, wide in front and narrow at the back, enveloping Liu Zheng like a fishing net.

A fishing net?

He was shocked and then became furiously angry.

Could this shitty BOSS have been designed by the Fisherman, Old Biden?

Well, it probably wasn’t, since his own clearance rate was only 50%; he likely wouldn’t sabotage himself.

Probably not.

Liu Zheng glanced once; there were no solid pieces in this shit galaxy, only the liquid, meaning no nooks to hide in.

Run?

Watching the continually extending shit net, he was a bit hesitant.

With the speed of the fighter, he estimated that flying to the side would still get him caught in the shit net.

Then let’s explode it.

Liu Zheng didn’t retreat but advanced, flying directly towards the chest of the Shit Giant.

Only when the shit galaxy’s spray hit in front of him did he release the bomb.

The laser whip whistled past, instantly shattering the shit net until it evaporated.

Not just the shit galaxy, but the Shit Giant’s body itself was also affected by the bomb.

Breastplate, gauntlets, helmet—all were blasted with cracks, especially the parts that had just been attacked, which split open, revealing the blazing power furnace underneath.

"Hmm?"

Liu Zheng hadn’t expected the bomb to be so powerful.

But witnessing this, he made a swift decision, tossing out the last bomb.

Then he flew directly in front of the Shit Giant.

He was going for a close-range shooting.

The laser whip swept again, blasting huge chunks of shit from the Shit Giant’s body, and the breastplate directly split open from the original crater, revealing holes as big as two soccer goals.

"Here’s my chance!"

Liu Zheng gritted his teeth, firing while moving forward, until he directly pressed against the hole in the breastplate.

He couldn’t even see how the bullets were being fired; the lasers shot straight into the power furnace.

Four shots, eight shots, twelve shots, sixteen, twenty...

Just as Liu Zheng was enjoying his shooting spree, he suddenly noticed a shadow from the corner of his eye.

He quickly maneuvered the plane backward, while continuing to fire as he moved.

"Shoo, shoo, shoo."

Several more lasers shot into the hole, and this became the final straw that broke the camel’s back.

The fire in the power furnace suddenly expanded, and then the entire body of the Shit Giant began to emit a red light.

The Shit Meteorites composing its body quickly melted under the high temperature, and drops of shit liquid began to drip down.

The hard shit arm that was chasing the fighter jet also started to melt, eventually turning into a shit waterfall just before reaching the jet, plunging into the endless abyss below.

"Phew~"

Liu Zheng wiped his sweat.

Although the battle was short, the process was still very intense and exciting.

Glancing at the screen, the score had increased by a whole 10,000 points.

His total score had now more than doubled the required score.

Without the extra bombs brought by the cheat, he would never have achieved such a score.

Golden Finger, forever godlike!

Liu Zheng piloted the fighter jet and headed toward the next area.

The further they went, the more difficult it became.

Not only did the number and variety of enemies increase, but the bosses also became increasingly tough.

The final boss even had only one damage point, and it only briefly exposed itself when releasing a special attack.

But in front of the more than twenty bombs Liu Zheng had stockpiled, the final boss was nothing more than a pushover.

"Victory!"

The electronic prompt sounded again, announcing the end of the game.

Liu Zheng felt dazed, and the scenery around him began to distort and transform.

When he regained consciousness, he was already back at the familiar dirty river.

"You really have good luck, kid. If it wasn’t for that thing, you probably wouldn’t have made it past the first boss."

Fisherman said.

He had witnessed the whole game from the sidelines.

"If it weren’t for Golden Finger, I wouldn’t have agreed to play this game,"

Liu Zheng said.

"How about it? Did I meet the criteria for the special reward?"

he asked.

"It should be enough."

Fisherman glanced at the score and his eyelids twitched.

It was twice his highest record; what a beast.

"Then you better hurry up and communicate, we don’t have much time left."

Liu Zheng glanced at his phone and urged.

"When did it become your turn to rush me?"

Fisherman glared at him but still jumped into the dirty river.

After about fifteen minutes, he rose from the riverbed, stepped onto the shore, and was completely dry.

"Alright, the sewer has removed you from the blacklist. You can freely enter and exit the sewer now,"

Fisherman said.

"What about the Fire Mage?"

"He’s looking for it, and as long as he’s in the sewer, it should be quick."

"Okay then."

Since he said so, Liu Zheng could only wait patiently.

As time slowly passed by, finally, the sewer showed signs of activity.

Ripples appeared on the dirty river, and its color gradually shifted to a pale yellow.

A breeze blew by, and he smelled that familiar foul smell again.

"No way?"

With a constipated mood, Liu Zheng watched as a yellow and black wave of shit surged toward them from afar.

It really fucking was the Shit Galaxy, bringing the game into reality.

In the forefront of the Shit Galaxy, a tall man wearing a dirty military coat with a bright yellow Dragon Robe Cloak and a clown mask was running hard.

He held a phone in one hand and a small axe in the other, occasionally swinging the axe behind him.

Invisible Wind Blades split the Shit Galaxy in two, such that it couldn’t close up for a long time.

The impressive strength made even Fisherman frown slightly.

But it didn’t mean much, as the hit part of the Shit Galaxy simply collapsed, and another new Shit Galaxy formed behind it, continuing the chase.

"Guys, we’re screwed now, the sewer has got us,"

the man said while running, seeming to be live streaming given how he talked to his phone.

"It’s okay, guys, we won’t die, at most we’ll eat some shit."

"Guys, don’t get grossed out, we hobos to put it rudely, eating some shit isn’t a big deal, just brush your teeth and take a shower afterwards."

"Hey, guys, I see two people ahead, I have to warn them to run fast. This shit wave was aimed at me; I can’t drag others into this."

The man put down his phone and yelled toward Liu Zheng and the Fisherman.

"Guys up ahead, you better run, or you’ll be drowned by the shit wave."

"No worries, Fire Mage big shot, this shit wave was summoned by us, you’ll be fine if you run to us,"

Liu Zheng also yelled back.

"Huh?"

The Fire Mage paused, his grip on the axe tightening.

"Fire Mage big shot, I mean no harm, I just want to ask you for something, why don’t you come over and we can talk."

Liu Zheng said.

"Alright."

The Fire Mage nodded, then looked at his phone.

"Guys, someone here wants to discuss something, I’m going off air for now, we’ll continue with the review tonight, "ao."

The Fire Mage put away his phone, took a deep breath, and then swung the axe back into the Shit Galaxy.

This time he used the back of the axe.

A translucent axe shadow spanned across the sewer, blocking the Shit Galaxy on the other side.

The Fire Mage bent his knees and leapt, drawing an arc in the air, landing directly in front of Liu Zheng and the Fisherman.

"So, tell me, buddy, what did you want to talk about?"

He propped the axe on his shoulder and looked straight at Liu Zheng.