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Chapter 95 - 90 I’ve Been Driving for 10 Years

Chapter 95: Chapter 90 I’ve Been Driving for 10 Years

"Uh..." The coach took a deep breath and calmed his emotions.

He was, after all, an outstanding professional coach and needed to demonstrate his professional skills.

"You’re Xiao Yi, right? That’s a nice name." The coach tried to start a conversation with Xiao Yi.

After all, the coach’s car was still being adjusted, and the coach was also used to chatting with students beforehand to build rapport, so they would be less nervous when he started to instruct them later.

So, the coach asked, "What do you do?"

"Do what? Oh, you’re asking about my profession." Xiao Yi replied with a bit of pride, "I’m a high school student now! And soon, I’ll be a college student!"

"Indeed, being a student is also a profession. Seeing how young you look, I guessed you were a student, but..."

The coach couldn’t help but wonder, can high school students even apply for driver’s licenses?

He paused again, suddenly thinking that since Xiao Yi was in high school, and about to be a college student, he must be a senior. But, shouldn’t he be very busy right now? After all, college entrance exams were just around the corner.

Subconsciously, the coach asked, "Isn’t there a problem with you skipping school to learn how to drive here?"

"No problem," Xiao Yi waved his hand, "I can go to school whenever I feel like it and leave whenever I want, no issues."

"I see."

The coach suddenly understood; Xiao Yi was no ordinary person and naturally wasn’t bound by these rules.

The coach couldn’t help but sigh, "If my kids dared to skip school, I’d break their legs. After all, we’ve paid the tuition, and every day they’re not in school is a waste."

However, after hearing what the coach said, Xiao Yi couldn’t help but be puzzled, "Tuition? Why would you have to pay tuition if you’re not attending school? That doesn’t make sense."

"Huh?" The coach was stunned, "How can you go to school without paying tuition?"

"I’ve never paid tuition fees."

"And you can still go to school? That’s the part that doesn’t make sense, isn’t it?"

"Coach, you don’t understand." Xiao Yi laughed, "What we call tuition fees is the compensation we pay to teachers and schools after we learn something, right? Even though I attend school, as long as I haven’t learned anything there, of course, I don’t have to pay tuition fees."

"Coach: ?"

The coach suddenly felt that what the young man said made some sense. Are students so smart these days?

Just then, the car adjustment was completed.

"Then, I’ll be in your care, Coach," Xiao Yi said as he walked straight toward the car.

The coach sighed softly, realizing the inevitable was upon him, but he could only follow.

Earlier, the staff had instructed the coach not to bother with teaching things like solid and broken lines, reverse parking, etc. As long as Xiao Yi could get the car moving and not hit anything, that would suffice.

This made the coach ponder the difference between not hitting anything and not killing anyone.

The coach couldn’t help but ask the staff, would such driving skills qualify for driving on the road? Wouldn’t it be a nuisance to others?

The staff replied like this:

"Mr. Xu said, ’There’s no need to drive on the road, just let him drive in some deserted place, and if Xiao Yi wants to race, we can just build him a private lane. He can go as fast as he wants, considering his physical fitness and our safety measures, he won’t die.’"

"This..." The coach was stunned at the time.

Although he was unclear who Mr. Xu was, he seemed to be a dangerous man.

But since the client had spoken, the coach didn’t dare say more.

After sitting in the car, the coach watched every move Xiao Yi made without blinking.

He watched as Xiao Yi got into the car and first fastened his seatbelt, which made the coach breathe a sigh of relief.

At least he knew to wear a seatbelt, which was much better than expected.

However, when the coach went to fasten his own seatbelt, he discovered something.

The coach asked Xiao Yi, "Why did you insert your seatbelt into my buckle?"

"Hmm?" Xiao Yi glanced over and immediately thought of a solution. He inserted the coach’s seatbelt into his own buckle.

Xiao Yi said, "If you insert yours into mine, wouldn’t that work?"

Coach: "..."

In any case, it was best to start teaching him to drive. The coach, out of habit, asked Xiao Yi, "Have you driven before?"

Xiao Yi responded immediately, "Yes, I have."

"Oh?" The coach was a bit surprised, "For how long?"

"Um..." Xiao Yi pondered for a moment before saying, "I’ve been driving for about... ten years, I guess."

"Ten... ten years?" The coach’s eyes widened, "That long?"

But if he had been driving for ten years, how could he possibly drive the way he did?

Suddenly, the coach thought of a possibility. Someone like Xiao Yi, who wasn’t lacking in money for car repairs, might normally drive wildly, which is quite natural.

There’s a saying that it’s the swimmers who drown. Perhaps only a driver who had been driving for ten years would dare to go so fast, then, by a small mishap, have an accident that just happened to be witnessed, which wasn’t a big problem.

The coach quickly came to terms with it and felt somewhat relieved.

But, instead of speculating here, it was time to see for himself.

The coach said, "Alright then, drive a couple of laps so I can see what you’ve got."

"Understood!" Xiao Yi immediately engaged the handbrake and gear, then gripped the steering wheel.

But after being silent for two seconds, he turned to the coach and asked, "Coach, which one is the accelerator? The one on the left or the right? I kind of forgot."

"The right..." Just as the coach answered reflexively, he felt something was off and quickly asked, "Didn’t you say you’ve been driving for ten years? How do you not know this!?"

"Oh, right." Xiao Yi explained, "Indeed, I’ve been driving for ten years, but until today, I’ve always used W, shift, and the trigger to drive."

"What? What’s that supposed to mean?" The coach was thoroughly confused.

Xiao Yi continued, "Today is my first time driving a real car. I thought before that if someone holds this disc the car moves, and I assumed the car accelerated by reading the driver’s face. I didn’t realize the secret to acceleration was underfoot—what a hidden detail! Anyway, the right pedal is the accelerator, got it, Coach!"

"Not so fast! Wait a second!" The coach hurriedly tried to intervene, but at that moment, he inadvertently caught sight of a number, 400, on the car dashboard.

"...!?"

But it was too late to stop Xiao Yi.

"Coach! Get ready! I’m going to speed up!" Before his words even faded, Xiao Yi had already pressed down on the accelerator to the floor.

"Oh no!!!!!!!"

Subsequently, their car shot out like a wild bullet that had slipped its leash.