Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
Chapter 96 - 91 Are you having any difficulties?

Chapter 96: Chapter 91 Are you having any difficulties?

With a deafening roar, a shadow of a car flashed by, leaving another hole in the wall.

"Phew..." Xiao Yi let out a breath, showing a satisfied expression.

Then, he turned to the instructor beside him, somewhat excitedly asking,

"Instructor, I didn’t do too badly, right, Instructor?"

Instructor: "..."

At this moment, the instructor’s eyes were wide open, looking blankly ahead, motionless.

He was like a soul lost, unresponsive no matter how much Xiao Yi shouted at him.

Right now, the instructor had only one thought in his mind, he finally understood why it was necessary to equip this car with a speed limiter system.

He cursed himself for being too foolish, failing to realize the gravity of the situation and not paying proper attention to this crucial feature!

The instructor still chose not to give up, after all, since he had come this far, he couldn’t abandon the payoff.

Moreover, the instructor did indeed witness the formidable safety performance of this specially modified vehicle; even crashing into a wall didn’t cause a single issue, which offered him some consolation.

The next time, the instructor learned his lesson and set the car’s maximum speed limit to a very low velocity.

Although it was slow, it was enough to get started... besides, if it went too fast, the instructor had more or less developed a bit of a psychological shadow.

"This time you need to drive slower," the instructor said. "It’s not about slamming on the gas pedal, just lightly tap it, just a light tap, you get it?"

"Mhm, I get it," Xiao Yi nodded solemnly. "Indeed, I should slow down. Every time crashing into the wall and then pulling out, it really is a bit of a time-waster."

This made the instructor’s mouth twitch involuntarily; wasting time was a minor issue, not having any time left to waste was the real problem!

"Let’s get started then."

"Okay," Xiao Yi nodded. But he just gripped the steering wheel and made no other movement.

His eyes turned into two pure black dots, looking like his brain had crashed.

"...What’s wrong?" Seeing this, the instructor couldn’t help but ask, "Why aren’t you driving? Is there a problem?"

But, following that, the instructor noticed something was off, he couldn’t help but inhale sharply, asking incredulously,

"You... didn’t forget how to drive, did you?"

"..." Xiao Yi remained silent.

"...Ah?" The instructor was completely startled. "I thought you just drove a moment ago? How could you possibly forget?"

"It’s not that I forgot," Xiao Yi said. "It’s just I can’t remember what to do for the first step, that’s all. As soon as I recall the first step, all the previous steps will naturally come back to me."

"Is that so?" The instructor squinted his eyes slightly, somewhat disbelieving. "Then try to recall properly. The first step for anything is similar, starting up. Think in this line, what do you think the first step should be?"

"Hmm... I got it!" Xiao Yi suddenly realized, "It’s opening my eyes!"

"No! I’m talking about starting the car!" The instructor felt helpless and could only answer, "Of course, it’s turning on the ignition!"

Saying so, the instructor also conveniently pressed the start button for Xiao Yi.

"Oh! So that’s how it is!"

"Now that you know the first step, you should also be clear about what to do next, right?" the instructor asked.

"I know!" Xiao Yi immediately declared confidently, "It must be tapping the gas pedal, right?"

"..." The instructor silently helped Xiao Yi release the handbrake and put the car in gear; at any rate, just get the car moving first.

But, just as the instructor thought there shouldn’t be any problems now, Xiao Yi didn’t press the gas pedal but instead started looking around, seemingly searching for something.

"You... don’t tell me you don’t know where the accelerator is?" The instructor was stunned again.

"How could that be?" Xiao Yi immediately answered with a serious face, "It’s just that there are too many operable parts inside the car, I can’t temporarily distinguish which one is the accelerator, just give me a little time."

The instructor was somewhat helpless and had to remind, "Which direction is the accelerator in?"

"Direction?"

For some reason, Xiao Yi suddenly leaned over to peek at the back seat.

Instructor: "......If you don’t know where the accelerator is, could you please just say it out loud?"

Xiao Yi: "Out loud!"

Instructor: "I didn’t mean for you to actually say ’out loud’! And didn’t you just step on the accelerator a moment ago? How come you don’t know now!?"

"Instructor, what’s the rush," Xiao Yi said. "Learning is an endless journey. These things should be approached slowly. First, adjust your mindset and try again with a calm and collected mind."

Instructor: "?"

Although the instructor felt that Xiao Yi’s statement made sense, he pondered, was he not the one teaching Xiao Yi? How did it turn into Xiao Yi teaching him life lessons?

"Here’s an idea, instructor," Xiao Yi suddenly said. "Let me tell you a story to help adjust your mindset. Right, I’ll tell the story of the invincible spear and the impenetrable shield."

"The invincible spear and the impenetrable shield?"

The instructor knew the story; its conclusion was nothing more than the unification of contradictions to defeat everyone.

However, Xiao Yi cleared his throat and almost choked the instructor with the words that came out.

"A long, long time ago, there was someone selling baguettes, and someone else selling mooncakes..."

"Wait, wait! What on earth?" The instructor was baffled. "Is that the story of the strongest contradiction?"

"Definitely," Xiao Yi confidently said. "The ending is always that the baguette and the mooncake merge into one, mushing everyone up. Isn’t that the story of the invincible spear and the impenetrable shield?"

"This..." The instructor was at a loss for words. After Xiao Yi’s explanation, it did indeed seem to be such a story.

However, the instructor then suddenly remembered something.

Huh? No, wait! Weren’t we learning to drive? How did the topic suddenly skew off track?

"Stop digressing!" the instructor said sternly. "Just answer me, is the accelerator at the top or the bottom?"

"Uh..." Xiao Yi hesitated for a moment before answering, "At the top, I guess."

"How could the accelerator possibly be at the top! Are you doing this on purpose?"

But as the instructor said this, and he looked at Xiao Yi’s expression, he felt that Xiao Yi didn’t seem to be acting.

In any case, after pointing out where the accelerator was, the instructor, feeling somewhat exhausted, slumped in the passenger seat, thinking that now the car should finally be able to move.

However, the vehicle just suddenly shook violently once, and besides jarring the instructor’s neck painfully, the car remained still.

"..." The instructor looked at Xiao Yi with a face full of dark lines.

Xiao Yi, on the other hand, said with a face full of wonder, "This sudden jerking forward feeling, I feel like I’ve experienced it before. There’s a nostalgic feeling to it. What’s it called? Thrustback?"

"What are you doing?" the instructor asked with exasperation. "Didn’t I ask you to drive?"

Xiao Yi replied, "I am driving. Moreover, I’m driving by using the method you mentioned, just a light tap on the accelerator. Am I doing something wrong?"

Saying that, Xiao Yi lightly tapped the accelerator again and then withdrew his foot, and the car once again shook violently.

"..." The instructor was silent for a moment, then suddenly apologized to Xiao Yi with a bow, "I’m sorry, it’s all my fault! It’s all because I didn’t explain it to you clearly ahhhhhh!"

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