Kingdom of Corrosion
Chapter 1012 - 438: Immense Wealth

Chapter 1012: Chapter 438: Immense Wealth

Lin Wu winced at the pain in his body as he watched one zombie after another plummet in front of him. The rate at which they fell was as if they were dumplings being dropped into boiling water—a considerable speed. No sooner had one left than another entered.

The Titan appeared, landing on the fourth carriage. It couldn’t get in, but that didn’t stop it from hopping on the carriage. Zombies can’t unscrew the couplings between carriages, but could they trample them apart? Theoretically, it’s nearly impossible since those couplings are very sturdy, but it’s unclear if they could be deformed, and if so, how badly.

The Titan jumped for a minute, causing Lin Wu to ache all over, and then it left, followed by more "dumplings." This time an Exploding Carnage arrived, its belly too large to fit through the door got sliced open by a protruding part of the doorway and with a bang exploded, shaking the carriage. The poisonous gas spread out but didn’t reach Lin Wu.

A single carriage measured 23 meters, which also explained why the suiciding zombies were falling too fast and couldn’t attack Lin Wu. He was still 15 meters above the ice, and this height was beyond the stackable limit of zombies piling on top of one another—in any case, beyond a certain height, the pile would inevitably collapse unless a mountain of bodies formed. However, the ice surface battered by artillery could not bear such weight, which made for a rather awkward situation for the zombies.

They surrounded the despicable human with an overwhelming advantage, but they just couldn’t kill him.

With each zombie that smacked down onto the ice, cracks began to form. With the temperature at minus ten degrees, the ice was bound to break into holes eventually.

Once Lin Wu fully grasped his situation, he breezily began to sing: "The World’s Number One Wait."

And after Lin Wu figured things out, Dawn became unsettled. After all, the intelligent zombies had limited wisdom; they could only drive hordes of zombies and lacked the ability to use tools. Watching the zombies trying to bungee jump without ropes, Little White Rabbit approached Lin Wu for negotiations: "Your performance is so impressive that I’ve decided to grant you another round of artillery fire."

Lin Wu: "No need."

Little White Rabbit: "I’m moved by your prowess, and can restore your health."

Lin Wu: "Don’t restore."

Little White Rabbit: "To make you more comfortable, I can let you lay on a bed."

Lin Wu: "Won’t lay."

Little White Rabbit: "Your persistence is admirable, I can resurrect a teammate of yours."

Lin Wu: "Don’t resurrect."

Little White Rabbit sighed: "Lin Wu, the entire network is watching the live broadcast, a million people are waiting for the game to end to enter the final scoring and purchasing segment. Today is day D179, you must last until 8 AM the day after tomorrow to finish, this process is extremely boring, it tortures you and everyone else, and there have already been over ten thousand complaints from players."

Suddenly energized, Lin Wu stated: "You’ve successfully encouraged me, having the opportunity to torment a million people is something I wouldn’t dare dream of ordinarily. I suggest you take care of my bowel and bladder needs, or else I’ll disgust a million people to death. The next act will be: drinking urine upside down." He removed his diaper in the toilet, and now he took out his tool, confident that with gravity he could draw an arc of urine in the air. Then by adjusting the angle with his sphincter, Lin Wu was sure he could catch at least 50% of the urine.

Yes, urine undoubtedly doesn’t taste good, but to do something that disgusts a million people, that’s a must. I just love how you hate me but can’t do anything about it.

Little White Rabbit wisely resolved Lin Wu’s physiological needs, never expecting Lin Wu to turn around and complain: "I want a Coke and a large plate of chicken with rice, otherwise I accuse you of unilaterally stopping my physiological needs."

So Little White Rabbit left, and Lin Wu angrily took out a pixellation, proceeding with his curved urination.

As a clever person, of course, you can’t really pour on your own face, especially when the weather is so cold. Lin Wu managed to control the urine to curve from the side and pee directly out of the hole. That might just be the advantage of being a male—flexible and versatile.

From day to night, zombies kept jumping down beside Lin Wu, their rate of death far from able to match the ice’s recovery. At night, Lin Wu heard the sound of ice cracking, spreading from one point in all directions. And then, the falling zombies no longer made a slapping sound, but a splash.

Waking up, it was the morning of day D180, and at this point, Lin Wu was completely immobilized. He didn’t lose much blood, but it was all frozen together with the carriage, his wounds also frozen to the carriage. A slight move, and his skin, flesh, muscles, and bones all ached.

The greatest pain was hunger. Lin Wu devoured his only stick of beef jerky, then picked up a small pile of snow and put it in his mouth, continuing to play dead with his eyes closed, listening to the splashes.

There were no grand wars, no fervent battles, the two-year-long Homeland game finally ended in an utterly boring solo show.

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Dawn: "Dear players, Earth is 48 hours away. Players can input their names to summon friends into their customized instances, where one can create any food and living goods at will."

Dawn: "Scores will be given out at nine o’ clock this morning, from nine today to eight tomorrow morning is free shopping time. From eight tomorrow morning to the day after’s eight in the morning is auction time."

Dawn: "In ten minutes, we will start announcing the basic scoring rules for the Homeland game."

Stone opened a seaside instance, summoned everyone to the beach, created chefs, barbecues, and beach chairs, and so on. When they saw each other, they embraced, and they all couldn’t help but laugh when they saw Lin Wu.

There were many off-stage stories that, as an insider, Lin Wu didn’t know about. For example, while Lin Wu was sleeping, the air temperature dropped by five degrees, causing over fifty thousand players to complain that Dawn was cheating, forcing Dawn to stabilize the temperature.