I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1108: Go for it, Don’t Chicken Out

Chapter 1108: Chapter 1108: Go for it, Don’t Chicken Out

"Scram, disgusting woman." As they approached you, the Maintenance Team dragged the Fox Woman aside.

"Just... so close." You spoke painfully and slowly.

"Short fat man, I haven’t seen you before, when did you come here?" A Maintenance Team member gently tapped your head with an iron bar.

"This bar is nice." Your voice was very deep, you slowly stretched out your hand, quickly twisted it around the iron bar and easily snatched it away.

"You..." The man didn’t expect you to have such strength, and as he was in shock, the iron bar had already swung towards his mouth.

"Bang!" At that moment, the man hit by the iron bar felt the world spinning, heard a cacophony, and after his body swept across a row of tables and chairs, he finally crashed into the wall.

"It’s your turn now." You grinned, exposing a row of yellow teeth.

"You, you stay away." Another man got startled by your sudden move and instinctively staggered backwards.

"I hate it most when someone interrupts my work, especially something I’ve dreamed of doing. Woman head, you’ve ruined a good thing for the boss, what reward should the boss give you?"

All Maintenance Team members had a tuft of bangs on their forehead, naturally reminding you of a woman’s head, hence the mention.

"Young Master Lei Xiu, you can’t hit him, you mustn’t offend the Maintenance Team!" Akema cried and hugged you from behind.

"Let’s talk after the beating."

Strike first, explain later; that has always been your robber’s habit.

After the woman head’s cries subsided, you then slowly exhaled, laughing, "Finally got rid of the frustration I’ve been holding in all night, feels great."

Looking at your expression, as if you had just vented a beast-like desire that had built up for years.

"Young Master Lei Xiu, you’ve caused a big mess!"

Akema’s body shivered violently.

Soon after, everyone found themselves surrounded by a large group of people in uniform clothes, uniform hairstyles, even their facial expressions were similar.

"I’m dizzy, why are there so many woman heads."

You painfully patted your forehead.

"Lei Xiu, you dare to touch my Maintenance Team people!"

With a roar, a tall human smashed through the wall and with grandeur stepped into your view amidst dust and flying sand.

However, when you saw the true face of The Great Han—"Pfft, hahaha!"

You clutched your stomach and laughed out loud, tears nearly coming out.

"Damn, what are you laughing at!" The Great Han smashed two more tables, staring at you with bloodshot eyes.

"Woman head, such disgusting woman head," you said, and the laughter intensified.

Actually, everyone felt somewhat the same as you; a burly Han with a woman’s hairstyle was indeed comical, they just didn’t dare express their inner feelings.

"I’ll kill you!"

The infuriated The Great Han cried out and swung his fist at you.

You didn’t dodge, stretching out your hand to meet The Great Han’s fist.

"Bang!"

Both fists collided, you stood firm as Taishan, while The Great Han’s body suddenly shook, retreating swiftly while the sound of cracking bones echoed.

"It hurts, doesn’t it? Don’t worry, it’s just a few broken hand bones. Hurry up and get some treatment from the doctor; the medical fees are probably about the same as what it costs to style your hair."

You looked at the Maintenance Team with blatant disregard.

Seeing you insult him in front of so many people, The Great Han was not ready to give up. He waved his hand eagerly and shouted, "Beat him up until he’s crippled!"

At that command, the Maintenance Team members raised the iron rods in their hands and swung them towards you in unison.

You nonchalantly threw a table towards the crowd; as three Maintenance Team members smashed the table with their rods, the rods had already struck towards their faces.

Three screams ensued, and the three men were immediately beaten down by you, blood covering their faces.

"Hey, you guys are still too green for a group fight!"

Like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, about twenty members of the Maintenance Team were knocked down in a few face-offs, each with varying degrees of injury, but likely all needing several days of bed rest in the hospital.

"Lei Xiu, I’ll have this account settled with you soon, we will see," The Great Han left a stern threat and, along with his minions, stumbled out of your sight.

"Heh," you yawned, then made a hero’s pose that made people want to vomit, "Invincibility is lonely."

"Young Master, Young Master Lei Xiu, please go and apologize to the commander," Akema’s voice made you who were in a self-indulgent state very upset, grabbing the collar of Akema’s clothing, you lifted him up: "Akema, if you are my follower, you should listen to me, do as I demand, and stop whining on the side."

"But, but..."

"There are no buts." you looked around, shook your head, and said, "The women in this class are just too ugly. Introduce me to a few beauties, today I decide to break my long-held virginity here."

"Young Master Lei Xiu..."

You suddenly realized you had spoken wrongly, and quickly covered up saying, "Hehe, I become a virgin every time I arrive at a new place."

Lei Xiu is known as the Empire Pest, whatever he does, people will not doubt whether it’s truly you, so playing the role of Lei Xiu does not require much effort, as you both are the same kind of people; this might have been the main reason Lei Xiu originally sought you out.

Although the two of you hadn’t known each other for a long time, Lei Xiu was well-acquainted with your Boss, so you guys were also considered friends.

"Area C is a Beauty Concentration Camp, they have all kinds of beauties there," the sleazy-looking short man said with a smile.

"Tell me, what kinds of women are there."

"There are top Fox Women and Snake Women from the Barbarian Tribe; Dark Elves and Wasteland Elves from the Elven Clan; besides these, there are rare mixes from various races, including Spirit Mediums from the Undead Nomadic Tribe and Enchanting Ladies from the Burning Legion."

Hearing this, you were already drooling, your expression as lewd and sleazy as it could be.

"Gulp!"

You wiped off your drool and asked, "I saw an advertisement on the wall when I arrived, what does Area C mean?"

"Area C is a lawless zone filled with various entertainment venues, it’s a paradise for men."

"What is the spending level like?" you asked, grinning sleazily.

"The spending there is naturally high, but the place is also very welcoming to the strong. As a strong person, you won’t need Gold Coins to spend there."

"Is that so? that’s great!" your heart almost flying to Area C.

"Of course, I can swear to True God on my race’s behalf!" the short man said, pointing to the ceiling.

"What’s your name?"

"Master, my name is Lax, I am a descendant of the Barbarian Tribe."