I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1107: Two Bananas with Barbecued Pork

Chapter 1107: Chapter 1107: Two Bananas with Barbecued Pork

Hearing the three words "Sixth Grade," Akema instinctively shivered, "Young Master, the Sixth Grade means a lifetime confinement within the Academy, and those who enter the Sixth Grade are extremely dangerous individuals."

You nodded and said no more.

Akema was in the same grade as you, and when Akema brought you into a room large enough to hold a thousand people, you nearly collapsed, a strong scent of blood rushed to your nostrils and quickly sprayed out.

"Two bananas with char siu!"

You covered your nose and hurried out of the classroom, pointing at a human woman doing a striptease on the table and shouting at Akema, "Is this a classroom or a sex entertainment venue!"

Akema gave a wry smile, "Young Master Lei Xiu, this is how the first grade classes are. Moreover, it’s a weak group in the first grade, women here can only learn skills to seduce men to survive, and men can only survive by serving others like I do."

"Survival of the fittest, huh? Sounds quite interesting." You glanced again at the women practicing striptease on the table.

"What are you two still doing here, don’t you know class has started?" At that moment, a robust voice came from behind them, and you turned around, wow!

A Cowheaded Man about three meters tall!

He was holding an Iron Book and staring at you fiercely.

"Sorry, we’ll go in right now."

You and Akema randomly picked a seat and sat down, as soon as you sat down, a sultry woman approached, "Hi, my name is Wumei, handsome, are you free after class?"

However, unfortunately, the woman’s face was a bit deformed, and a strong odor of fox-scent wafted from her.

You pushed the woman away fiercely and took a harsh breath, "It stinks, it feels like someone just put feces under my nose."

"Quiet, don’t you know the class has started!" The Cowheaded Man roared, and the previously noisy classroom immediately quieted down.

"Today we continue last week’s literature class, you, start from where last week ended," the Cowheaded Man walked near you with the Iron Book, pointing to a short human.

That man looked sleazy, but he was very agile, picking up the book and reading affectionately, "’Jinlian, you are my heart, you are my moon, I love you, accept my love.’ ’Oh no, don’t. I am already a married woman, I cannot betray my husband.’ ’Jinlian, your little cute is still as sensitive.’"

Maybe because he was too much into it, his intonation gave you goosebumps.

"...so good... oh, so comfortable, faster, faster."

Your scalp was numbing, it was disgusting, really disgusting.

"Very good, next one."

The Cowheaded Man called a woman with average looks but a very hot body.

"As Jinlian’s comfortable spring moans, Ximen Qing... ah!" The woman had just read a few words when the Cowheaded Man suddenly grabbed her neck, lifting her entire body, "Useless trash, can’t even read a sentence without making mistakes!"

He said, and threw the woman against the wall like a sandbag, then she heavily fell to the ground.

"Damn!" You reflexively stood up, glaring at the Cowheaded Man, "Using violence on a woman, are you even a man!"

"Oh, someone says I’m not a man." The Cowheaded Man showed a row of teeth, you noticed there was still a piece of vegetable leaf on his lower teeth, "Alright, I’ll show you if I am a man!"

Saying this, the Cowheaded Man actually stripped off his trousers in public.

And you only felt darkness in front of your eyes, then your whole body flew out, breaking more than a dozen tables upon landing.

The Cowheaded Man didn’t stop there; he grabbed your head with his hand, showing a disgusting smile, "Kid, your body just dirtied my treasure, now lick it clean."

"Hmph."

Everyone just felt a tremble in your hand, and then the vast space was filled with the miserable howls of the Cowheaded Man. You held a small chopper, staring coldly at the Cowheaded Man.

"Young Master Lei Xiu!" Akema hurriedly rushed to your side, clutching the hand you were about to stab into the Cowheaded Man’s eyeball, "We’re done for, the Order Maintenance Group won’t let us off!"

"Who are you, I don’t know you, get lost!"

Saying so, you kicked Akema away, glanced at the Cowheaded Man rolling in pain on the ground with a slight smirk, appearing very disdainful.

Stepping on the Cowheaded Man’s head, you said viciously: "You know, I hate three kinds of people the most, first, those who are handsomer than me; second, those taller than me; third, those older than me. You’re unlucky because you meet two of these criteria."

Saying this, you spread the Cowheaded Man’s hands on the ground, and drove the chopper directly through his palm, nailing it to the floor. Due to the severe pain, the Cowheaded Man fainted right away.

"Pathetic."

You spat at the Cowheaded Man then returned to your original seat,

"Young Master, you should leave quickly, someone has already gone to notify the Maintenance Team."

You ignored Akema, instead staring fixedly at a long-haired woman in front of you.

In your view, the concepts of "running away" and "fearing" simply do not exist; you could say you grew up in bloodshed, brawling was common for you, and aside from frolicking, you’ve committed all kinds of misconduct.

Besides, this is the College of Yanluo, surrounded by cliffs, there’s simply no escaping.

Since escaping is not an option, might as well just wait here slowly for the other party to show up.

And more importantly, you know well, your current identity is Lei Xiu, the son of the Imperial Prime Minister!

"Beauty, turn your head so I can take a good look, darling."

End of the day, you’re still a rascal at heart, driven by lust!

The beauty, just as you asked, turned around, unexpectedly startling you: "Wow, a Fox Fairy!"

"Annoying, don’t say stuff like that about others."

This "beauty" is a Fox Woman, female slaves highly valued in human society, similar to the Dog-headed Men and Akema, they also come from the Barbaric Tribe on the other side of the Kunlun Mountains.

Normally, Fox Women are known for their seductive and enchanting nature, but this Fox Woman’s face was full of fur, and her pointed chin could probably pierce a table; at a rough glance, she somewhat resembles Fan Bingbing with fur—huh?

Who’s Fan Bingbing?

When the Fox Woman coyly acted, you saw something tremble in front of your eyes, then noticed two towering peaks.

"Thud thud." A hard object knocking echoed from beneath the table.

"Handsome, would you like a touch?" She sent a flirtatious glance while proudly pushing forward her breasts.

Ignoring her face, you stared intently at those soaring peaks, that profoundly deep ravine.

"Thud thud thud thud." The table echoed with the sound of war drums.

"It’s free of charge." The Fox Woman pouted her sexy lips at you.

Such towering breasts for a woman, definitely a domain you most aspire to; now being tantalizingly presented in front of you, how could anyone resist being moved?

Slowly, very slowly. Just as your hand was half a finger’s length away from that soft region, suddenly a group of people burst in through the door.

"It’s him!" an indecent-looking human male pointed at you, "He killed Teacher Tie Niu."

Tie Niu was not dead; he had only fainted. The Maintenance Team members immediately carried Tie Niu out, while two men left behind approached you coldly, holding thick diamond-shaped iron bars.