I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1109: Regret, Shame, Helplessness

Chapter 1109: Chapter 1109: Regret, Shame, Helplessness

"Great, Lax, from now on you’re my lackey." You pat Lax on the shoulder.

"Oh, what an honor it is to follow you, great young master," Lax gives you a grand bow, "But, esteemed young master, you seem to have caused quite a stir this time. You might have to face the terrible leader of the Maintenance Team soon."

"The leader of the Maintenance Team? That’s just bullshit. I could squash his balls in a split second."

"Oh, really? I’m actually quite curious about how you plan to pull that off?"

You found that the classroom was surrounded again, still the same unified sea of women. The man standing before you now is handsome, well-dressed with an air of grandeur, if only the fringes on his forehead didn’t utterly ruin his manly vibe.

"That’s very simple." You stare provocatively at the man.

"Lei Xiu, it’s your first day at the Academy and you’ve already injured my underling. Do you even respect me, the leader of the Maintenance Team?" The man’s gaze grows colder, emitting a sharp murderous intent.

"Are you stupid?" You casually grab the edge of the table and lift it up with one hand, "If I dare to squash your balls, would I even give a damn about your shitty Maintenance Team?"

No sooner had you spoken than the man’s face changed drastically, and he was about to explode in anger.

At the same time, you suddenly stepped back, feigning surprise, "Oh, I’m sorry, I just realized – you sissies don’t have balls. My mistake, my mistake. I should’ve used a stick to pop your cherry."

As you expected, the man flew into a rage. A powerful aura swept over you, and the man appeared in front of you in an instant; his fist, hard as rock, thundered towards you. Before you could react, you were sent flying, crashing into the classroom wall and bringing down a large chunk of it.

"Crash!" You propped yourself up, with a pile of rubble falling from on top of you, "I...."

As soon as you opened your mouth, you tasted a sweetness at the corner of your lips, and a mouthful of blood spurt out. At the same time, unable to muster any more strength, you collapsed once again.

"Seize him!"

About a dozen Maintenance Team members rushed over, clumsily tying you up.

The man walked up to you, looking down from on high: "Lei Xiu, prepare for punishment."

"Heh heh, I was raised tough, what can you little pissants do to me?"

Even though you were captured, those years of being a street tough weren’t for nothing. You’ve weathered big storms, and such small trouble as this is nothing.

Besides, you are now Lei Xiu, the Imperial Prime Minister’s son, not some small fry that could be casually squashed on the streets.

"Hang him on the punishment rack for two days, give him only three bowls of water a day!"

"Yes!"

As you were carried out the door, you didn’t forget to shout to Lax, "Lax, after I get out, you must take me to Area C."

"Oh, great young master, as long as you don’t die, I promise to take you, and I’ll pay for all your expenses," Lax said with a smile.

"Banana your char siu, all the beauties of the world are waiting for me, I can’t die that easily. Just don’t regret it later, or I’ll squash your balls." Your voice trailed off as Lax’s face showed an even more sinister and lewd smile.

You were strung up by the Maintenance Team on a cross, upside down, and within minutes, your face turned beet red.

A Maintenance Team member watching you laughed and said, "Aren’t you so arrogant anymore, huh? Weren’t you acting all tough just now?"

"Heh, heh heh, it’s called resting and recuperating, you get me? Ladyface, you’ve all polished your balls clean, but it won’t be long before I help you pop them one by one."

"Hmph, still mouthing off when death looms, you won’t be able to talk soon."

The Maintenance Team member wasn’t wrong; after a few more minutes, you stopped shouting. The blood rushed to your head due to being upside down, making you feel utterly miserable.

Luckily, every half an hour the Maintenance Team member would turn the cross upright, and after another half an hour, you’d be turned upside down again.

Sure enough, you were barely hanging in there by midday.

In the afternoon, when you hazily opened your eyes, you found two other people on crosses beside you.

As a sweet breeze passed through, an enchantingly beautiful blonde elf entered your vision.

The first thing that struck your retina was her towering twin peaks, bound tightly by a leather cord. As you stared intensely at them, a voice deep within shouted, "Tug it, maul it!"

Below was her flat belly. Due to the closeness, you noticed she didn’t have an ounce of excess fat, looking utterly flawless.

Below her belly were also bound ample shapes with leather shorts of exquisite make, causing you to only be able to stare at her slender legs while screaming inside, "Tear it! Strip it!"

"Hey, what are you looking at?"

You, absorbed in your thoughts, are awakened by a voice full of limitless magnetism.

When you raise your head, you’re intoxicated, stunned, enamored. Her perfectly delicate features, seductive eyes, slightly perky nose, and temptingly red lips enrapture you.

Before you could even speak, a female Maintenance Team member inverted the cross of the female elf.

At that moment, your eyes seemed ready to pop out of their sockets and bounce into those short leather shorts, your heart screaming, howling, and going wild!

"Ahem, would the beautiful and noble lady mind setting the cross at a forty-five-degree angle?"

You ask with hope the female Maintenance Team member guarding the elf, but she adjusts your cross to a forty-five-degree angle instead.

This action immediately triggered the man on the cross beside you to laugh heartily, "Man, you’re seriously horny, aren’t you? The way you look tells me you’re just a cub."

"Gulp!"

Hearing this, your heart sinks a touch because the handsome man to your left just spoke the heaviest topic in your heart.

Full of regret, shame, resignation!

You struggle to move your gaze to the right, where the handsome man gives you a breezy smile and says, "The name is Ling Yifeng. It’s a pleasure to meet you here. How many days are you hanging?"

"Two days. What about you?"

"Me? Heh heh, a week."

"Oh? That long?"

"Heh heh, can’t help it, who told me to touch the fox’s butt?"

"Which fox?"

"The Vice Chancellor."

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