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Chapter 95 - 91: Prosecutor Series?

Chapter 95: Chapter 91: Prosecutor Series?

Woman: ???

I knew this manager was sick, but I didn’t realize his illness was so severe!

"Xiao Ran, come to mommy, don’t stay with that weird uncle."

The little girl reluctantly gave the straw back to Jiang Xiao and went back to her mother’s side.

"Mom, Manager Uncle is really a genius, he’s not..."

"Shut up!"

The woman scolded the girl, and strictly forbade her from approaching Jiang Xiao alone.

"What’s wrong? It’s almost time to eat, why is Xiu Aunt scolding Xiao Ran again?"

The man with the golden glasses, who was there before, also came out.

Because it was dinner time, he had elegantly placed a pocket square in the pocket on top of his suit.

The beautiful woman from before, Uncle Simpleton, and the cute little boy had all come out.

However, the doors to the three rooms on the second floor showed no sign of opening.

It wasn’t dinner time yet, so everyone was sitting at the dining table, silently waiting.

The man with the golden glasses had a particularly playful look in his eyes that hadn’t left Jiang Xiao from the beginning to end.

The little girl tugged at her mother’s sleeve and whispered something in her ear.

"What?!"

Xiu Aunt’s voice shot up by eight octaves.

"How can you be so stupid to take his word for it when he says it’s two and a half yuan? Are his bubbles made of gold?"

"Jiang Xiao, you even deceive children of their candy! Have you no shame?!"

Xiao Ran held onto the woman’s sleeve, weakly indicating that it was she who had begged Jiang Xiao to teach her, and Manager Uncle wasn’t a swindler...

But Xiu Aunt was relentless, making it clear not only that she wouldn’t help Xiao Ran pay for the candy she owed.

She also kept sarcastically mocking Jiang Xiao, shamelessly deceiving children of their candy.

If Jiang Xiao didn’t give a satisfactory explanation, she wouldn’t hesitate to let him know the consequences of deceiving children.

All eyes were now on tonight’s main character... Jiang Xiao.

Interesting~

They wanted to see how this sick manager would deal with the current situation.

"Why are you all looking at me? Is someone talking about me?"

That sage look paired with a sage tone.

No doubt about it.

Xiu Aunt felt like her lungs were about to explode!

Wang Defa?!

"I’ve been nagging and cursing you for half a day! So you didn’t even listen to a single word, did you?!!"

In all her life, it was her first time experiencing what it felt like to play the lute to a cow!

"You were scolding me just now? Why would you want to scold me, Pai Daxing doesn’t understand what he did to make people dislike him."

"You deceived a child out of their candy!"

"No such thing! After all, men and women shouldn’t touch hands, the air force provides cover for the infantry, this is an insult to performance art, an ice age destroyed by an ant’s nest. Besides, without a microwave, how am I supposed to decrypt the German code?"

"No one uses dinner as an excuse not to monitor and then plucks their own armpit hair. However skilled Kong Ming might be, can he beat Zhuge Liang? In short, all children initially obey their parents, and as they grow older, they gradually criticize and then forgive their parents. After all, no matter how tough it gets, you can’t make it tough on your sister."

Everyone: ...

Each word made sense on its own, but pieced together, they were utterly incomprehensible.

Xiu Aunt took a deep breath...

She felt like getting physical with this lunatic!

"Alright, alright, let’s not talk about this anymore. Let’s eat, and please, Manager Uncle, serve the dinner."

The little boy had been staring at the large clock in the hall the whole time, interrupting the two who were about to clash.

Within just an afternoon’s time.

Jiang Xiao had already offended He Menghan and Xiu Aunt, two women.

One should know that under certain circumstances, a woman’s hatred can be even more insane than a man’s!

...

When they saw the pot on the table... well, they hadn’t thought of a good adjective for it yet.

A lump?

A puddle?

Okay, still a lump it is.

Are you sure this watery, piss-like soup is meant for human consumption?

The little boy stirred the stuff in the pot with a terrified expression.

The greasy, uncomfortable texture, the sour taste...

And that eye-watering kick!

Quite a pot of greasy worldly concoction!

In what kind of mental state must the manager have been to produce such "food"?

The live streaming audience was also stunned.

They hadn’t expected that after just a little over an hour of fermentation,

The stuff in the pot seemed even more repulsive.

The three types of ingredients were now completely indistinguishable from each other...

The man with the golden glasses nudged Uncle Weirdo’s arm and asked in a low voice,

"You think this guy could have drugged it? Trying to finish us off?"

Uncle Weirdo’s face was full of strange expressions, as if he couldn’t believe what he was saying.

"I’m not too familiar with the food you people from Qingshan have but, whether it’s poisonous or not, I won’t eat a single bite of it!"

Makes sense~

Considering the mess the food had become, not only people but dogs wouldn’t spare it a second glance, right?

"Xiao Ran, you go upstairs first."

Xiu Aunt’s words were cold as ice, devoid of any warmth.

Before she was just angry, but now she felt humiliated!

Eating something even a pig wouldn’t touch?

Just as Aunt Xiu was about to take action, He Menghan interrupted her with a comment.

"Uh, Mr. Administrator, there are still people upstairs who haven’t eaten. I think you should deliver it to them first."

Aunt Xiu’s eyes lit up!

Indeed, letting that man die by her hands would be letting him off easy.

His fate should be to die at the hands of the crazies upstairs~

"You all won’t eat?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Alright then, I really feel sorry for you not knowing how to enjoy this delicious food~"

’Humph~’

Having said that, Jiang Xiao scooped up a big spoonful and shoved it into his own mouth.

’Gurgle gurgle~~~burp~’

And he didn’t just swallow it directly; he ’gurgled’ it around in his mouth before swallowing.

Holy crap!

This guy is a werewolf, even nastier than the nastiest!

Everyone: Σ(°△°||| (｡ಠ_ಠ｡｀)...

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses pulled out a handkerchief and wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.

The uncle and the little boy’s mouths formed an ’o’ shape.

Both women swallowed their saliva in disbelief.

They just wanted to know, how did Jiang Xiao manage to swallow that stuff?

No no no...

That’s not even the question to consider because this administrator is definitely not normal!

And not just mentally or physically, but abnormal in every aspect!

"Hmm? My stomach is making gurgling sounds."

That spoonful had to be at least two ounces of oil, right?

If it’s not making noise, who would be?

Despite everyone’s urging, Jiang Xiao still carried the basin upstairs...

’Thud thud thud~’

"Hello, I’m the new administrator, here to bring you your meal."

"Come in, the door’s unlocked~"

’Creak~’

Jiang Xiao pushed open the door and entered a room exuding a sharp, pungent smell, painted in a light red color.

The old man living inside seemed... a bit off?

He was holding a cell phone, cackling with a silly boxy laughter.

Old Man Wang: (๑‾᷄௰‾᷅๑) Guffaw~

Through the out-of-place sounds from the cell phone, the old man instantly awakened Jiang Xiao’s humanity!

Talk about an old dog with new tricks!

Hiss~

Judging by the sounds, it must be a Cherry Blossom Prosecutor series, right?

"Old man, why don’t you have your meal first? I need to hurry on to the next place."

"Oh hey, don’t make a sound! I’m right in the thick of it here!"

The old man looked up with dissatisfaction.

"Tsk, another guy? Bad luck! I’ll eat right after I finish watching this part."

Wait for you to finish this part?

You’ve got to be kidding, right?

With Jiang Xiao’s experience in listening to sounds to gauge progress,

This sleazy old man had only just started watching the protagonist explore the base, not even reaching the part where she gets caught.

And this old man didn’t even fast-forward!

Nine out of ten people couldn’t watch these special-effects-laden scenes without speeding it up!

"Heh, according to my technique for listening and identifying progress, this movie is 2:23:47 long, and you’re just at about 3 to 4 minutes into it. Finish soon? Are you pulling my leg?"

Yo!

We’ve got an expert here!

The old man’s eyes sparkled as he looked up and gave Jiang Xiao a serious once-over for the first time.

(*⁰̷̴꒨⁰̷̴) "Ho ho! Young man, you get it! Come, have a seat!"

Jiang Xiao flushed, shyly scratching the back of his head.

୧(๑⌒ㅂ⌒) "Just joking, I totally get it, okay?!"

As I’ve mentioned before, there are many patients in Qingshan Mental Hospital with brains fried from too much... inappropriate content.

Jiang Xiao, with a wealth of knowledge from many sources, was extremely well-versed in these matters!

The Cherry Blossom and Dragon Country residents in the comments went silent.

And why? Those who know...know.

[Bag of peanuts, let me clarify, the eerie special-effects movies did not originate from us Cherry Blossoms! IP: Cherry Blossom]

[Oy vey, I can hear your ’yasumeidei yasumeidei’ signature language, and you still try to argue! IP: Kimchi]

[Blargh! In this domain, you Kimchi aren’t ordinary folks either! IP: Cherry Blossom]

[What are you all talking about, I can’t understand a word? IP: Dragon Country]

[This old man looks like a typical Cherry Blossom, doesn’t he! IP: Kimchi]

Everyone took a closer look.

Indeed!

Apart from the distinct little mustache below his nose and his teeth stained yellow,

his gaze also gave off an extremely sleazy aura.

He was wearing clothes greasy and stained with God-knows-what.