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Chapter 96 - 92 Borrow a Phone to Talk

Chapter 96: Chapter 92 Borrow a Phone to Talk

"Goose Box, it’s rare to find a kindred spirit, how about this? The deluxe collector’s edition!"

Jiang Xiao glanced over and his eyes widened with amazement.

Holy moly!

It’s actually HD uncensored!

This guy clearly knew his stuff too~

With these connections, even if you put him in Qingshan Mental Hospital, his prestige could rank in the top five!

"How about it? Does my collection blow your mind?"

"Uh~"

Jiang Xiao stroked his chin, hesitating as he spoke.

"Actually, I think Kui Si isn’t too bad either~"

"Oh~ you know about little Si?"

"Goose Box~ I sure do~"

(๑¯ิٹ¯ิ)(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)

The two exchanged looks and then their gazes were entirely captured by the animation on the screen, instantly feeling a sense of regret for not having met sooner!

But, isn’t it a bit out of place to watch this stuff with a creepy old man?

The crowd in the barrage went silent...

Jiang, oh Jiang...

Isn’t your heart a bit too big?

There’s obviously a huge problem with this room, hey!

The fragmented ’heroic’ pieces of a dismembered woman were scattered all over the floor, the chunks of flesh nearly rotting away!

Inside, countless maggots wriggled and entangled, pushing and shoving in a nasty display.

There were even some dry, semi-transparent marks left on the woman’s corpse.

This old man is definitely one of the most twisted individuals in Madman Villa!

You’d better be careful, Jiang~

Suddenly.

Jiang Xiao slapped his forehead!

"Damn it! I forgot!"

Holy moly~

The people of Dragon Country breathed a sigh of relief, this kid finally remembered the important stuff.

"What is it?"

"You gotta hurry up and eat, otherwise I won’t make it in time to take you with me!"

The interrupted old man’s face flushed with anger.

"If you rush me again, I’ll chop you up!"

"How about this, you finish your meal, and tonight I might consider lending you a ’speaking’ one."

"Ten!"

"Ten it is then!"

Jiang Xiao agreed so readily it even made the old man feel uncertain.

"You’re not going to trick this old man with ten of the same type, are you?"

The old man looked skeptical, knowing well that we’re talking about ten videos here!

Could this manager’s resources be so wild?

"The same type?"

Jiang Xiao smiled confidently.

"Hahaha, that would be unacceptable, we’ve got everything—outdoor, teacher-student, group, ten-year anniversary series..."

Yo-ho~

Yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho!

The smile on the old man’s face bloomed like an old chrysanthemum.

If that’s the case, then he wouldn’t mind holding it in for a while~

The current restraint was for the sake of a more explosive release later!

Old Wang scratched the back of his head shyly.

ᕙ(︶.̮︶✽)"Alright, alright, as you know, at my age, it’s hard to get interrupted when I’ve just gotten interested, and if the ten videos tonight aren’t satisfying enough~"

Old Wang’s tone shifted, becoming menacingly threatening.

"If they don’t satisfy me, I’ll make you regret ever coming into this world!"

"But I don’t have a phone, how can I give them to you."

The old man hesitated for a moment before finally gritting his teeth and stamping his foot in resolve!

For the sake of fresh ten videos, he’d have to hold out for now!

"Here’s my phone, bring it back to me tonight!"

"OK, I’ll make sure you’re satisfied, here’s your dinner, eat up~"

"Sure, you’d better—"

"What, eat what? Where’s my food?"

"Here~"

Jiang Xiao pushed a porcelain bowl toward the old man.

...

The old man was silent.

It has to be said, even a pervert like him thought the meal was rather perverse.

Could it possibly be corrosive?

"Let me ask, how the hell did you make this crap?"

"What? I don’t understand what you mean."

"This basin... let’s call it ’food’, how did you make it?"

"I don’t know, you’ll have to ask SpongeBob, it’s his invention, what does Pai Daxing have to do with it."

What?

The old man was still pondering.

Jiang Xiao scooped up a big spoonful of greasy tomato sauce and slapped it on the old man’s pitch-black desk.

"If you don’t like it, I’ll make you another one later."

After saying this, Jiang Xiao left without looking back.

It’s a bit messy, needs sorting out...

Is this manager an idiot?

That can’t be right?

How could an idiot lend him ten?

The old man used his brain, ordinarily filled with filthy waste, to ponder for a rare second.

Of course, it was just a second.

His dedication to tokusatsu films overcame his inner anger and confusion.

Shouting at Jiang Xiao’s receding back,

"Remember, you promised me ten copies!"

"Oh, trust me, there won’t be a problem with that, my old friend."

Then he looked at other live broadcast rooms.

The chosen ones had put forth their utmost effort to make a very lavish dinner!

Sakura Natsuki’s sushi and egg-wrapped rice.

Lighthouse Xie Te’s roasted chicken and apple pie.

Kimchi Pu Daogui’s kimchi... and of course, barbecue!

Overall, the kitchen fridge had a pretty complete range of ingredients.

Even a casual attempt wouldn’t end up like Jiang Xiao’s...

However, they also faced a dilemma.

None of the people from the three rooms on the second floor had come down.

According to the rules, the chosen ones had to deliver the meal upstairs.

At this moment, many people from Dragon Country who had just returned to Sakura Natsuki’s broadcast room were holding their breath.

The old man in the first room was definitely a crazy pervert!

If Miss Natsuki went in there...

She didn’t have Jiang Xiao’s ability to communicate with perverts without barriers.

Nor did she have Jiang Xiao’s strength to beat up perverts.

If Miss Natsuki went upstairs directly, the consequences would be unimaginable!

Many Sakura viewers were sweating bullets for Natsuki.

Of course, there were also some lurking viewers, who dreamt that Natsuki would fall into disaster tonight~

Many had already adjusted their resolution to ultra-high definition, prepared to activate recording mode at any time.

...

Natsuki had realized the seriousness of the problem.

The rooms upstairs looked anything but simple, she would definitely not go deliver food unless absolutely necessary!

But as an administrator, she couldn’t neglect her duties; she had to feed them...

[Rule Seven: Some patients may not come to the hall to eat, in which case the food needs to be delivered to them]

Wait a minute!

It seemed that she only needed to deliver the food, right?

With this in mind, Natsuki glanced at the dining table.

The man with gold-wire glasses, the uncle, the boy Xiao Qing, the girl Xiao Ran, Xiao Ran’s mother, Aunt Xiu.

And He Menghan who had initially called her out to grind coffee.

Her own abilities seemed to be useless.

The influence on the man with gold-wire glasses and the uncle seemed minimal.

The two women and the little girl were female anomalies; her abilities were even less effective on them.

So.

In the end, she set her sights on Xiao Qing, who had been calling her "sister"!

"Xiao Qing, have you had enough to eat?"

Xiao Qing obediently put down his chopsticks.

"Sister, I’m full, is there something you need?"

"Well, I’m so tired after cooking, could you help me deliver this food?"

Oh?

Everyone uniformly put down their chopsticks, their eyes mischievously fixated on Nai Zixue.

Xiao Qing was also stunned, not expecting the administrator to take such a detour.

"Okay, then big sister rest early, I’ll deliver it for you."

"Never mind, Xiao Qing, you go back and rest. Uncle will take care of the delivery for you."

The straightforward uncle next to him seemed worried about the danger and didn’t want to let the little boy go upstairs, so he took the initiative to take over the task of delivering the food.

Natsuki’s eyes narrowed slightly.

The honest uncle seemed quite protective of this little boy.

Which also meant one thing.

There was indeed danger upstairs.

Otherwise, why wouldn’t he let the little boy go up?

Since someone was already delivering food, everyone picked up their bowls and chopsticks and started to eat again.

Gotta say, this administrator’s cooking skills are pretty impressive~

Might as well eat a few more bites while she’s still alive, once dead, there wouldn’t be a chance to eat anymore.

[Yoish~]

[Not for nothing is she our Sakura’s strongest woman! She even thought of using the enemy’s spear against their own shield!]

[Eh, I remember Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country already demonstrated that in prison, right?]

[Yabba! What do you mean! I won’t allow you to slander our goddess Natsuki!]

[Hmph! Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country is courting death, dancing on the edge of a knife, and will someday suffer a big loss!]

According to Jiang Xiao’s constant flirting with the rules, it really was a process of courting death.

...

Apart from Natsuki, most chosen ones couldn’t and didn’t dare command the anomalies downstairs to deliver food.

The vast majority had personally taken the food upstairs.

Like kimchi maker Pu Daogui, he chose the room in the middle.

’Dong dong dong~’

"Who is it~"

Damn!

That voice!

It was just too seductive~

It seemed to charm men down to their bones.

Just the sound of that voice made Pu Daogui’s mouth go dry, and he swallowed hard.

"Administrator, are you the one delivering food?"

"Yo, turns out it’s a young man, hee hee, after all, sister likes to eat noodles, won’t you give me yours to eat today~"

Damn!

The woman’s voice inside was not only dripping with charm that could melt men’s bones but also carried a playful cuteness.

"Young man? Are you leaving? Sister can’t move now, could you bring the food inside?"

Can’t move...

One could only guess if others could withstand it, Pu Daogui definitely couldn’t...

"Gulp~"

Swallowing his saliva, Pu Daogui felt heat rush to his head, and the heat just came surging out.

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