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Chapter 93 - 89: Peanut Sundae!

Chapter 93: Chapter 89: Peanut Sundae!

He Menghan shook her head.

Now was not the time to be tangled up in this issue.

This new manager, daring to show her attitude and even smash plates?!

He Menghan: (*｀Д´*) "Pick up the plate, I’m telling you to pick up the plate!"

Jiang Xiao: (怒｀Д´怒) "I won’t! Unless you want to taste Pai Daxing’s iron fist! Ma’am, it’s not a pleasant experience!"

When was He Menghan’s dignity ever challenged like this?

Pai Daxing was no less aggrieved.

The two glared at each other, neither willing to back down, a true clash of titans!

"Manager uncle, Aunt He, stop arguing, Xiao Qing will help you grind."

A cute little boy stopped the two who were about to clash.

Seeing the child mediating, and given that He Menghan also had no intention of starting a conflict with this manager in broad daylight, she snorted coldly and went upstairs.

Jiang Xiao made himself comfortable on the sofa without any courtesy.

That was exactly between the spots where the bespectacled man and the gullible uncle sat.

The bespectacled man looked at Jiang Xiao’s silly demeanor and couldn’t help but lick his lips.

As for the uncle, he seemed worried about the little boy’s safety, his eyes fixed on him from start to finish.

"New manager, I see you seem pretty wild?"

"Wild? Did you say I’m wild?"

Jiang Xiao smirked dismissively.

"Ha ha, I think you misunderstood, sir, actually I’m just..."

Before he could finish, Jiang Xiao’s expression became blank.

"Hey? Where are the coffee beans! My coffee beans were just here!"

Xiao Qing looked bewilderedly at the coffee beans he had just picked up along with the mortar.

Wondering whether to put them back on the ground...

The bespectacled man couldn’t resist pulling his glasses down.

Hisss!

Is this guy’s thought process really so erratic?

I can’t quite keep up with his pace.

Even the consistently quiet gullible uncle couldn’t help but speak up.

"Kid, your brain seems super sharp!"

"No, I’m not stupid at all, I’m just a bit mentally challenged."

Everyone: ...

"Not Stupid At All" "A Bit Mentally Challenged"

Sometimes, being speechless towards someone happens just like that.

Seeing everyone’s incredulous looks, Jiang Xiao then demonstrated.

"Don’t believe me? Look, this is what a fool looks like!"

Jiang Xiao:（O . o）（o . O）(Ŏ﹃º*)

Everyone: ? ? ?

Damn it!

Turns out, proving oneself a fool really doesn’t require any extra movements.

This manager just showcased it brilliantly with a few ordinary expressions!

"Mommy, what kind of animal is that?"

Not knowing when, a dainty little girl appeared in the hallway, pointing at Jiang Xiao and asking the woman beside her.

The woman stroked the girl’s head, replying kindly.

"That’s waste, baby, that’s not a normal person."

"Ha ha ha ha ha~"

Jiang Xiao laughed wisely and waved to the mother and daughter upstairs, then boasted proudly to the bespectacled man.

"Ha ha, see? They said I’m not a common man! You should call me Doctor and Professor Pai Daxing!"

’Bang~’

The marble floor was accidentally damaged by the overjoyed Jiang Xiao, who jumped and created a big pit.

Damn it...

The uncle looked terrified, confirming that this kid’s brain really wasn’t sharp!

He couldn’t discern any sensitivity in speech, but his strength seemed quite formidable!

Even the bespectacled man couldn’t help but shift aside a bit.

The rumors were right, idiots are strong~

The woman and little girl upstairs also narrowed their eyes.

What’s going on, this doesn’t fit the script, right?

Not only is his brain not functioning well, but he also seems quite strong?

Is this a manager?

Or a new mad roommate?

At this point, it seemed his madness was pretty severe...

The little boy silently went upstairs.

The bespectacled man and the uncle seemed ready to leave.

Indeed, they needed time to process Jiang Xiao’s actions.

"Wait! You can’t go yet, if you leave, I won’t know what to do!"

No one paid him any mind, they walked even faster!

Only the little boy, as he went upstairs, pursed his lips and then turned to Jiang Xiao.

"Dinner is at 7:30, as a manager, you need to prepare meals for us."

"Wait a minute, buddy! I’m not that yellow square, I’m the pink pointy! Want to make Crab Burgers? I think you’ve got the wrong guy."

What on earth was this manager talking about?

Communication was completely impossible!

The little boy couldn’t take it anymore, and entered his room on the second floor.

"Are you really foolish, or just pretending? Here, no matter how much you pretend, it’s useless~"

"By the way, we have seven adults and two children here; you have to make enough food for us."

The mother on the second floor had left, but the little girl was still there.

She sat on the edge of the stairs, swinging her little feet.

Jiang Xiao glanced at her, unusually not retorting.

"I hope your choice is right, little girl, but I think the pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of this screw can easily affect the torque of the excavator, and when you smash it hard, it will instantly produce a lot of high-energy proteins."

The little girl stood up from the stairs with a stunned face.

It was not so much fear as curiosity in her eyes, was this what her mom meant by not a normal person?

"Hey, are you always like this? What’s your name? Is it Jiang Xiao?"

"Jiang Xiao? I think you must have remembered wrong."

"You may be young, so I won’t blame you. Wipe your nose before pulling up your pants, remember my name—I am Pai Daxing!"

...

At this moment, the other Chosen Ones had also received the task of grinding coffee.

Furthermore, an extremely rare occurrence unfolded—aspects of this challenge had a zero casualty rate?

Only Naizi furrowed her brows tightly, daring not be careless at all.

Strange?

From the looks of it, there doesn’t seem to be any danger?

Aren’t there supposed to be a group of psychopaths and four lunatics?

Could it be that besides the psychos and lunatics in Madman Villa, there were also some normal people?

Wait...

Not normal, but normal to a terrifying extent!

She always felt something was off...

She turned to look at the cultured man with gold-rim glasses and the honest-looking uncle.

Both men gave her a polite, slight smile, no extra movements involved.

Naizi’s heart sunk.

She knew what was wrong.

It seemed her special abilities had failed on them?!

They actually hadn’t tried to strike up a conversation with her?

Naizi wasn’t narcissistic, but her abilities naturally were such; the situation before her clearly exceeded her understanding.

Only the little boy named Aqing stuck close to her, incessantly calling her "sister."

She pushed the odd thoughts to the back of her mind.

Maybe, she could gather information from the child...

But now, with four people in the hall, Naizi still didn’t dare act rashly.

Survive five days?

She wasn’t confident about that.

The calmer the surface, the colder one felt inside.

She must find that key and make a quick escape!

Over ninety Chosen Ones were each making their own calculations in their minds.

But finding a path to survival within the limited rules proved exceedingly difficult.

Moreover, this Kaidan restricted external hints.

Even if Jiang Xia of Dragon Country solved it, they wouldn’t get the answers...

Speaking of Jiang Xiao.

He was already in the kitchen, having sorted an array of ingredients in front of him.

"Right. As SpongeBob’s best friend, Pai Daxing, there’s no reason I can’t make delicious food."

But...

He couldn’t remember what SpongeBob had ever prepared for him.

Ah, found it!

A peanut sundae!

That’s all he remembered!

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s face light up with excitement, the audience’s sentiment in the barrage instantly turned sour.

[Just asking, why does Jiang Xiao have such a creepy smile?]

[With Jiang, laughing is a matter of life and death.]

[Hard to imagine what someone like him could make.]

[Forgotten? He previously cooked with Shi Shi, and his skills were quite good.]

[Are you sure Jiang Xiao treats the folks from Madman Villa the same as he treats Shi Shi and her team?]

What looks, what character does Shi Shi’s adorable group have?

Can anyone in Madman Villa compare to even a strand of Shi Shi’s hair?

[He’s started cooking, huh? Starting with ketchup as the base?]

[But, isn’t he squeezing out a bit too much of it?]

Jiang Xiao squeezed nearly half a porcelain basin full of ketchup, a very large basin, the kind you need to spread your arms wide to embrace.

[Dude, that’s more than the entire asylum uses in a year, right?]

[Maybe he’s making something that needs a lot of ketchup?]

After squeezing out the ketchup.

Jiang Xiao, squinting his eyes, pulled out tens of onions.

"Adda adda adda adda~~~~"

Without washing, he chopped all the filthy onions into thick slices and dumped them into the ketchup.

[Onions?]

[Onions paired with ketchup? Just asking, what delicacy is he planning to make?]

After chopping the onions, Jiang Xiao started searching aimlessly for something.

"Eh, strange, where are the peanuts? Damn, there are no peanuts here, what should I do now?"

[Ketchup + onions + peanuts? What the heck can you make with that?]

[Good thing there are no peanuts, or I can’t even imagine what that would taste like.]

[I don’t know about the taste, but the presentation must be awful!]

"Hm?"

Unable to find peanuts, Jiang Xiao’s gaze settled on several large barrels of freshly pressed peanut oil on the stove.

"If there are no peanuts, this peanut oil should do, right?"

"Exactly, just like that, only a letter off, Pai Daxing, you are a true genius!"

Audience: ?????

[Hold up, wait! That’s far off!]

[One letter off, a thousand miles astray...]

[But Jiang Xiao’s reasoning does make sense, after all, it’s only a letter off~]

[Bro upstairs, what kind of genius is your brain circuit?]

[I’m just asking you, isn’t it just a letter off?]

’Ton~ton~ton~ton ton~’

Several large barrels of peanut oil also got dumped into the porcelain basin.

This...

Audience: (º口º*)...

[Damn, what the heck is he trying to make?]

From what they initially called a delicacy to food, and now to whatever the heck he’s making.

All in less than three minutes.

[Oh, I get it, he’s trying to make a peanut sundae!]

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