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Chapter 92 - 88 A world under the sea, no one fails to offer a smoke when they see the boss!_2

Chapter 92: Chapter 88 A world under the sea, no one fails to offer a smoke when they see the boss!_2

[Rule Two: There live four lunatics inside Madman Villa, and they are even more dangerous than perverts.]

[Rule Three: One must never enter Room Ten at midnight.]

[Rule Four: If you see a hanged person, please ignore her, as it’s very dangerous.]

[Rule Five: As an administrator, you need to take care of everyone’s food and shelter.]

[Rule Six: Do not attempt to anger them, if they have any requests, it’s best you fulfill them.]

[Rule Seven: Some patients may not come to the hall to eat, you’ll need to deliver their meals to them.]

[Rule Eight: The night represents fear and symbolizes release...]

[Rule Nine: Be careful, there are no secrets from him in his eyes.]

[Normal Pass Condition: Survive five days.]

[Perfect Pass Condition: Find the key, leave this place.]

Below are some scattered entries.

March 4th

Yes, lunatics, all of them!!

June 9th

Did the previous Chosen One die?

July 4th

I arrived.

July 20th

The atmosphere here is so oppressive...

August 1st

I’m the twenty-first, the aura here is suffocating.

After pondering, Nai Zixue picked up a pen from the side.

August 25th

I’m the twenty-ninth.

All the Chosen Ones who read this went silent.

They even forgot to be afraid, knowing only despair lay ahead on this path.

This Kaidan seems very ferocious...

Not to mention, a bunch of perverts, four lunatics?

From beginning to end, not a single piece of good news!

Although the rules stated that she is the twenty-ninth administrator, it seems like only five have left records in the diary.

More of the Chosen Ones chose silence.

The only "light at the end of the tunnel" seemed to be just surviving five days, usually, it’s seven.

But it’s precisely for this reason that the Chosen Ones were even more fearful.

As the star rating of the Kaidan increased, the time required to survive decreased.

Doesn’t this just mean the difficulty shot up by a whole lot?!

"Ding-a-ling~"

"Ding-a-ling~"

The alarm clock Nai Zixue had just turned off rang again!

The alarm became more and more eerie and unsettling!

"Ding-dong~ someone’s pressing the doorbell~"

"Who’s outside~"

"Treating pranks as a game!!!"

"Listen, someone’s crying..."

After turning it off over ten times, Nai Zixue finally got the alarm clock to quiet down again.

’Tap~ Tap~ Tap~’

Just then, the sound of someone walking in high heels echoed from the corridor.

The footsteps stopped right in front of Nai Zixue’s door.

Then, the person outside started knocking on the door.

’Thump thump thump~’

’Thump thump thump~’

"Who is it! Keep knocking and knocking, can’t you see I’m busy?!"

Jiang Xiao, still fiddling with the alarm clock, shouted impatiently toward the door, having been interrupted.

The knocking from outside paused.

It seemed to be contemplating, why was this Chosen One so fierce?

And...

I can’t see if you’re busy or not through the door, can I?

"New administrator, I feel like having coffee, would you grind some for me?"

"I don’t want to! Listen to me, you’ve grown up, you can’t always need someone to take care of you, you must learn to do these little things yourself!"

[Rule Six: Do not attempt to anger them, if they have any requests, it’s best you fulfill them.]

Of course, this didn’t matter to Jiang Xiao at all.

He hadn’t even bothered to read the rules~

He Menghan outside furrowed her brow; was the administrator preaching to her?

"Grinding coffee for me is your duty as an administrator, it’s also your responsibility!"

"Duty? What responsibility?"

Jiang Xiao stroked his chin, thought for a moment, and then it dawned on him.

"Oh! I think I understand now, what you’re trying to say is that grinding coffee for you is like how SpongeBob makes Krabby Patties, it’s something I should do, right?"

What SpongeBob and Krabby Patties?

He Menghan was baffled by what the caretaker inside said.

"Listen, I don’t care about any SpongeBob, you just need to know that it’s something you are supposed to do."

’Creak~’

The room was opened by Jiang Xiao.

"You seem pretty simple-minded, if it’s something I’m supposed to do, why didn’t you tell me earlier?"

Jiang Xiao grew uneasy after opening the door.

Damn, this woman’s got some looks.

[It’s like she reminds me of a popular celebrity I know.]

[You see it too?]

[Those legs, and paired with high heels, seriously, her legs are longer than my life.]

[Am I the only one whose attention is completely on the prison guard shown by the front of her high heels?]

[Brother, you’re not alone, I really want to just stuff it into my mouth...]

[Don’t move! I call dibs on the prison guard! I am the brother of Naruto Uzumaki, Vortex Mouth!]

He Menghan held her head high, a display of her extreme confidence in her appearance.

In the past, any man would have given her a second glance.

Unfortunately, she met Jiang Xiao today.

His main thing was not even casting a sideways glance, not even sweeping her below with his bladder.

This made He Menghan doubt her charm value for the first time.

Jiang Xiao’s room was the penultimate one at the end of the corridor.

The last one is the number ten room mentioned in the rules.

Judging by the layout, the rooms on both sides of the corridor should be where everyone resides.

The whole thing is circular, and the villa only has two floors.

Jiang Xiao lived on the first floor.

Room on the second floor were few, only three independent small rooms standing in a trilateral formation.

Now, there were still a few people sitting on the sofas in the first-floor hall.

A little boy was tampering with a plastic robot.

A scholarly man with gold-rimmed glasses lit up when he saw Jiang Xiao.

There was also an honest and simple uncle who gave Jiang Xiao a straightforward smile when he saw him.

Add the woman who led Jiang Xiao out.

So far, a total of four people had shown up.

By appearances, they seemed more normal than the next.

Didn’t seem like madmen, right?

Nowhere near the visual impact of meeting the ’essential oil Niu Jieshi’ at first sight.

"The coffee beans are on top of the coffee maker."

"Of course, I know! Do you think I’m an idiot, I’ll have you know, I’m no fool, I just... I just am a bit not too bright."

Wow...

Look at that, my Uncle Pete, such a wise statement!

With just a short sentence, Jiang Xiao managed to attract everyone’s attention.

Jiang Xiao fearlessly met their gazes with his own blank look.

As expected.

All three were persuaded to back off by that wise gaze.

The gold-rimmed glasses man suavely adjusted his glasses and said to the simple uncle beside him.

"Old Mu, I think there’s a sparkle in the mind of our caretaker."

Before Old Mu could respond, Jiang Xiao got excited first.

"Oh! Where’s the sparkle! What is that! How come I didn’t see anything!"

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s display of wisdom.

He Menghan was exasperated.

"Ah Zhi, don’t pick on the mentally challenged, caregiver, you need to make a cup of coffee quickly."

"Where are the mentally challenged, can you tell me where he is?"

Jiang Xiao went on grinding the coffee, still looking for the mentally challenged...

Suddenly.

He lifted off the ground, his brain shut down, and wisdom once again reclaimed the high ground!

Jiang Xiao stopped his bean grinding work, looking at the coffee beans with a frown, clearly unhappy.

"Caregiver, why have you stopped?"

He Menghan’s patience was nearly worn thin.

"Oh, I didn’t stop on purpose, I just... I just feel like the coffee beans seem unable to make coffee."

Everyone: ???

"Why, is the coffee machine broken?"

"No, it’s fine, I just want to ask you, coffee beans are beans, right?"

What?

Why did this seemingly crazy caregiver suddenly start asking this out of the blue?

Seeing that no one else was going to speak up, the gold-rimmed glasses man jumped in.

"Yes, coffee beans are beans, is there a problem with that, smart... Caretaker Jiang Xiao?"

As soon as he said that, Jiang Xiao exploded!

"They are beans! Then what should come out should be soy milk, that’s not coffee, buddy!"

’Snap!’

The half-ground coffee beans, along with the mortar, were all smashed to pieces by Jiang Xiao.

"Why are you making me grind coffee out of beans, do you think I’m stupid! Easy to deceive!"

Looking at the furious Jiang Xiao, He Menghan was momentarily unable to wrap her head around it.

Yeah, coffee beans are clearly beans, so why is it called coffee when it’s ground up?

[It’s coming to me...]

[Coffee beans are actually a type of fruit, so they’re not really beans.]

[Then why call it a coffee bean and not coffee fruit?]

[Ah, this... maybe it’s just because coffee beans have always been called coffee beans.]

[So what should we call coffee? Coffee fruit juice?]

[Idiot, you’re speaking without thinking, obviously it’s more appropriate to call it coffee bean milk.]

[Damn! That’s the kind of stupidity I want, but it’s still not enough!]

[Yeah, Jiang God, show us your strength...]

[I want to see Jiang Xiao quickly go torment that crazy beautiful woman!]

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