I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror -
Chapter 371 - 338: Clearing the Level
Chapter 371: Chapter 338: Clearing the Level
Under Wang Dayong’s utterly bewildered gaze,
Jiang Xiao, with his "Heavenly Eye" still active, turned those "pups" back into students...
The only regret was that these children, like the villagers, were caught in the trajectory that had been arranged for them in advance.
Without a glance at Jiang Xiao or Wang Dayong, they headed straight back to the central schoolhouse,
settling into their seats and absent-mindedly reciting "At birth, human nature is fundamentally good"...
Some children even "asked questions to thin air" and "answered to thin air."
Sigh~
Jiang Xiao let out a sigh.
Oh well, although it wasn’t perfect, at least they would go back to their own homes after school in the evening, becoming a normal son or daughter again.
"Wang Dayong, you know what to do next, right?"
Da Yong perked up, patting his chest in assurance.
"Got it, all clear, don’t worry bro, I won’t hurt them, you can have Huahua supervise me if you don’t believe me!"
Supervise my ass!
After tomorrow, I’ll probably never see them again in my lifetime.
Leaving the private school, Jiang Xiao returned to the abstract couple’s house from last night.
It was just past five in the afternoon, when the sun was fully obscured by Sunset Mountain, that the villagers collectively returned to normal.
And today, the children from the private school could finally go home.
The child of this couple was a robust little boy.
Perhaps influenced by subjective opinions of his father, Jiang Xiao always felt the child didn’t seem very bright.
"Come here, Tiger, this is your Uncle Jiang Xiao."
"Hello, Uncle~"
Tiger was well-behaved, the honest sort of kid.
But Uncle had no gifts to give~
Jiang Xiao wasn’t staying overnight here; three people sleeping on one bed last night was abstract enough, and if a seven or eight-year-old boy were added to the mix tonight...
Yuck~
That would be kind of twisted.
With nowhere to go, Jiang Xiao then took advantage of the night to climb Sunset Mountain.
If he had to choose between spending a delightful evening with either Da Yong or Huahua, any normal man would pick Huahua, right?
Jiang Xiao was a bit slow on the uptake, but he wasn’t a complete idiot.
It was night, and Huahua was still lounging in the pond, saying that she wasn’t very sensitive to temperature, but the flow of water made her comfortable.
To this, Jiang Xiao had a different opinion.
He felt a buoyant sensation when soaking too long in water, especially his hands, which would turn pale, wrinkly, and powerless.
"So, do you want to come down and soak with me?"
"No thanks, I don’t like soaking in water, I can’t even stand a hot shower in the winter for more than half an hour, it makes me dizzy."
Huahua nodded in understanding; everyone’s constitution was different, and she didn’t expect others to share her preferences.
"Now that the mountain is safe, in theory, you could have Wang Dayong bring your dad to see you."
Jiang Xiao wasn’t familiar with Old Man Hua, but he knew from the fact that the man had cried his eyes blind that he must be someone of deep emotions and loyalty.
However, Huahua disagreed.
"Once I appear before my dad, my existence will enter his memory, and that would definitely complicate things..."
And even if they did meet, what then?
Tell Old Man Hua she had turned into a Kaidan?
Tell Old Man Hua that the villagers had lost their daytime and could only truly be themselves at night?
Huahua felt it wasn’t a very good idea...
Jiang Xiao chatted with Huahua until dawn and, convinced of her exceedingly good nature, got up and left.
[Ding, Dragon Country’s Destined One, Jiang Xiao, has cleared the Analog Horror world ’Sunset Village’!]
...
After a fierce round of bargaining with the Kaidan, they finally agreed.
A magic wand and a "Compass" were to be exchanged for two supernatural items.
After going through a nine-star Kaidan, Jiang Xiao would be allowed to save one more person.
Analog Horror: [Peach Wood Sword! Let me borrow your Peach Wood Sword for the next game!]
In the face of such a half-coquettish request...
Naturally, Jiang Xiao chose to ignore it!
He used to get by without a weapon, but now that he had one, he understood the luxury of being armed.
Before, Kuku had to put in a tremendous effort to subdue those aberrations with a hammer, and it would take ages to conquer them.
Now how good it is, one sword and they don’t make a peep, not only is it easier for him, but also the other party suffers less.
...
"Where are Bai Yi and Mu Xitang?"
Not being greeted by two little pigs the moment he came out, Jiang Xiao couldn’t accept it.
"They’re still at kindergarten, school’s about to end, Bai Jie has already gone to pick them up."
Principal Qingshan was leisurely holding a thermos cup, indicating that everything was moving in a positive direction, and Jiang Xiao can rest assured.
A positive direction?
Jiang Xiao was puzzled. Apart from Sun Wei, were there other people who could restrain them?
At Beihai Kindergarten at this moment...
He Mengyao’s face was dark as she looked at the two sisters standing at the door as punishment.
"Why did you bully your classmate, who’s the mastermind between you two? Confess!"
Bai Yi and Mu Xitang exchanged glances with shifty eyes, obviously, neither wanted to take the blame.
"Are you going to tell or not? If you don’t, don’t blame me for withholding your lunch."
Ah?
As soon as they heard there’d be no lunch, the two little lolitas were instantly frantic, blurting out in unison.
"The mastermind is Li Shaofeng!"x2
Li Shaofeng?
He Mengyao immediately had a line of black marks on her forehead.
The Li Shaofeng they mentioned was actually the victim of this incident, still in the infirmary and not yet come out.
"Alright, then tell me, how did Li Shaofeng become the mastermind?"
"He used his face to hit my hand very hard and repeatedly! He struck his face first, I was only slapping in self-defense! Bai Yi can vouch for me!"
He Mengyao: "?"
"Yes, I can vouch for Mu Xitang!"
Bai Yi raised her little hand, earnestly bearing false witness for Mu Xitang.
"You’re vouching for someone else? What about you?"
"Me? I’m innocent too, it was Li Shaofeng! It was him, his belly harshly and crazily hit my knees! Mu Xitang can vouch for me!"
"Yes, I can vouch for Bai Yi!"
Little pink-haired Mu Xitang raised her small hand, stating her false testimony with confidence.
He Mengyao: "?"
Are you two playing nesting dolls?
Seeing that Teacher He wasn’t speaking, they kept frantically dragging in character witnesses for themselves.
"If you don’t believe it, go ask our classmates, they can all prove it!"
"That’s right, that’s right, if you don’t believe us, you can go ask Li Shaofeng directly, ask him if he’s the mastermind! It’s all his fault!"
The two crossed their arms, exuding a defiant attitude, convinced that Teacher He couldn’t do anything to them.
He Mengyao took a deep breath and massaged her sore brow.
What nerve had she missed that she had promised the immortal Principal Qingshan she could discipline these two little devils?
In just three days, He Mengyao had no idea how she had survived.
Are these even students?
It was clear as day that they had enlisted two little tyrants!
Beating their classmates every day.
They even threatened them not to tell the teacher or their parents.
The poor kids were all traumatized, who would dare to come forward and accuse them?
She truly embodied the spirit of fighting against the elderly in Qingshan Nursing Home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten.
Completely lawless.
It was only because of her mesmerizing hypnosis skills, plus the fact that the little ones were still young, that she managed to control them.
But... she couldn’t beat them, nor outscold them, the most she could do was withhold their lunch as a punishment.
Though she had told Principal Qingshan not to feed them, it’s hard to say with doting grandparents, someone would surely spoil them with food.
"What are you two doing! Is this the tone you use with a teacher? Come here!"
A familiar voice, tinged with clear anger, was heard from around the corner of the hallway.
It was Jiang Xiao, whose face looked even worse than He Mengyao’s.
He knew it, how could He Mengyao possibly handle them?
They really thought they could turn the heavens upside down!
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