I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 372 - 339: The Marvelous Train of Thought

Chapter 372: Chapter 339: The Marvelous Train of Thought

"Dad!" x2

The two little ones clearly did not detect the off tone in Jiang Xiao’s voice as they charged toward him like wild boars.

’Clap~’

One hand on each head, he held them back, making it impossible for them to advance another inch.

"You still know I’m the dad? You guys have such nerve, you’re my dad now, thank you."

Huh?

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang exchanged puzzled glances and then uncertainly asked,

"So, should we call you ’son’?"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

Damn!

Isn’t this a bit too disrespectful?!

Unable to hold back, Jiang Xiao used two moves from the Small Grappling Technique to pin them down, then unleashed a series of Heartless Cloud Clearing Palms on their behinds.

Only when they bawled and begged for forgiveness, to the point where even He Mengyao couldn’t stand to watch and came to intercede, did Jiang Xiao let them go.

Over-the-top!

Living to this age and having the cheek to take advantage, these two rascals were the first, and definitely needed a good beating.

The two, sobbing miserably, followed Jiang Xiao out of the school gates under the curious gaze of all the students from Beihai Kindergarten, wiping away their tears.

"Wuu wuu wuu, how embarrassing, so many people saw me getting spanked, there’s no way I can stay here now, wuu wuu wuu..."

"Exactly, wuu wuu wuu, so annoying, how will people on the streets look at us now? We’re out of face now, wuu wuu.."

Jiang Xiao listened with a face full of black lines, what is all this about?

At such a young age, why pick up such dark talk instead of something decent?

"Dad, let us transfer schools, we can’t continue at this kindergarten."

"Yeah, please dad, send us to an international kindergarten instead, they have better educational resources and more advanced teaching facilities, let us go to an international kindergarten, okay?"

"Yes, yes, yes, at the new school we’ll definitely respect our teachers and study hard, we’ll improve every day and won’t keep doing bad things."

Wang Defa?

If Jiang Xiao didn’t know them through and through, he might actually have been fooled by them.

"Heh, you know you’ve been doing bad things at Beihai Kindergarten every day? I thought you didn’t know. Transferring schools my foot! What don’t you two know?"

These two clearly knew what was right and what was wrong, but they just didn’t want to do it.

Jiang Xiao felt that if he didn’t tighten controls now, Bai Yi and Mu Xitang wouldn’t turn out as excellent and kind as he was when they grew up.

The two wore faces full of grievance, looking as if Jiang Xiao owed them a ton of money.

"Don’t frown, or you won’t get to eat later."

Alright...

Not feeding them was indeed a firm hold on them; threatened by Jiang Xiao, their faces immediately stretched into fake smiles.

....

Seeing the stern-faced Jiang Xiao, the embarrassed Bai Jie, and the two little girls whose tears hadn’t even dried, the old folks in Qingshan felt terribly sorry for them—it was obvious they had been disciplined by Jiang Xiao!

An old lady practicing a full spin move of Thomas frowned at Jiang Xiao.

"Jiang Xiao, you’re teaching the kids, but how could you hit them? Is this how you educate children?"

"I’m not your kid, my kids aren’t even complaining, why are you clucking nonstop?"

Everybody: I just mmp...

After confronting the old lady, Jiang Xiao gestured with his lips to Bai Yi and Mu Xitang, indicating they should go back to their room to do their homework without lunch.

"We don’t have any homework yet..."

"Right, homework is only assigned in the evening."

The two looked pitifully at Jiang Xiao with their big eyes, innocent and sorry.

Of course, Jiang Xiao was not buying this act; today, he was determined to play the role of the strict father throughout.

"Didn’t have homework at noon? What about yesterday’s? And the day before’s? If I’m not mistaken, today is your third day of school, have you done the homework for the past two days?"

Tsk.

Seeing the kids tear up, an old man leaning on a cane couldn’t help himself and came over to plead for them.

"Little Xiao, I’ve watched you grow up; give me some face for old times’ sake. The kids are still so young; how can you not let them eat!"

"I’ve been watching you grow old, get disabled, and slowly turn into the brain thrombosis patient you are now; why don’t you give me some face?"

What the heck?

How rude!

The old man’s eyes rolled back, and his brain thrombosis nearly burst into a hemorrhage.

Jiang Xiao transformed into the top trash-talker of the server, unmatched by anyone in his retorts.

Having grown up here, he knew exactly where to hit them where it hurts.

"Eaten more salt than my meals? Fine, later I will get a handful of coarse salt from the cafeteria, and you can shove it down in front of me, let’s see!"

"You have the time to lecture me; why don’t you return the underwear you stole from Aunt Wang seven years ago."

"Oh? My stolen daughter? You ask them if they want to go with you."

"Don’t come at me with that big fucking face, young man. Weren’t you the one who used to steal offerings? A bona fide Grave Robber!"

"Aiyao fuck, I haven’t even started on you Aunt Sun. If you don’t have money, buy some proper dentures instead of those brass ones; what’s the deal? Every time you open your mouth, you reek of shoe polish."

Oh my god~

The entire Qingshan Mental Hospital, young and old alike, was stunned by Jiang Xiao’s ability to verbally combat a crowd.

A group of elderly folks were defeated one after another.

Unbeatable!

Even holding Bai Yi in one hand and Mu Xitang in the other, I could still take on the gods of Qingshan!

No choice.

They had watched Jiang Xiao grow up, trusted him too much. When he was young, these old men and women used to entertain him with their embarrassing stories, never imagining that one day it would turn into this kid’s ammunition against them!

Aye, the adorable Bai Yi and Mu Xitang, what would become of them if they were raised by a bad dad like this?

Finally, the old dean stepped in.

"Yo, isn’t this the international superstar Jiang Xiao? Cough, I guess you wouldn’t want that precious video of you pissing in the mud at five years old to get out, huh?"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

Using the outsider’s ways to control the outsider?

Always attacking others with their embarrassing past, and now he was being attacked by the dean.

The group of defeated old folks immediately showered the dean with their praises and admiration.

"As expected from the dean!"

"A killing blow right out of the gate!"

"What else? Just this move from the dean alone is enough for you all to learn a lifetime!"

"Damn powerful, at five years old? Started planning from over a decade ago? Dean is truly a divine figure, a role model for our generation!"

Ugh...

Although they were praising him, the old dean still felt somewhat uneasy.

Why would you learn from me, a bunch of crazies?

And, I don’t want to be a role model for you bunch of lunatics, hey!

But once the video was mentioned, Jiang Xiao truly got pinched, pissing in the mud... indeed embarrassing.

"Old Deng, today I can back down a step, but if you dare let the video leak, don’t forget, I also have dirt on you!"

Neither party wanted to give in, but in the end, Bai Yi and Mu Xitang got to eat.

Still, they sat far away from Jiang Xiao, and if you ask why, it’s because they were scared.

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