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Chapter 370 - 337: Magic Ruler Wand

Chapter 370: Chapter 337: Magic Ruler Wand

As for the villagers’ affairs, Jiang Xiao really didn’t want to get involved anymore.

At least they were normal people at night, and they even achieved some kind of alternative immortality.

If you disrupted the kaidan, who knows, they might not even be pleased about it.

The only pity was those dog children in the private school...

"Is there any way to turn them back?"

This...

Huahua and Wang Dayong exchanged glances. As the two main pillars of this kaidan, they almost simultaneously shook their heads at this time.

"It’s like when you’ve turned a pig into braised pork, but the braised pork can’t turn back into a pig..."

"That’s not exactly true, their spirits and bodies have just transformed, maybe there’s something that could change them back."

Neither of them was lying on this point, and they each gave their reasons.

Huahua said many of the children were her childhood playmates, and she too wished they could be turned back.

As for Wang Dayong, he was quite upfront, remarking that if those in the private school were children instead of dogs, it would also be more conducive for him to trap the chosen ones, right?

After all, it was a place for studying in a private school, and the absence of recitation was already suspicious enough, but now there was barking. Any chosen one would know there was something off about his place, severely affecting his performance.

Jiang Xiao nodded; Wang Dayong’s words might be coarse, but his reasoning was sound.

At the same time, Wang Dayong also expressed that this was his previous thinking, and now he would certainly straighten up, becoming a good person who is useful to society.

After the three of them discussed unanimously, they ultimately pointed the finger at the former teacher.

"Jiang Xiao, bro, you know, I only have the ability to revive the villagers, I’m also very distressed about the children turning into dogs."

"Jiang Xiao, bro, you understand me, when I came here, the children were already like this."

Alright then.

For the current situation, Jiang Xiao was also powerless, he wasn’t a mage, unable to turn the dogs back into humans.

"By the way, didn’t the former teacher instruct you about anything before he left, or leave anything behind?"

Wang Dayong shook his head, indicating that they all worked for the same company where backstabbing was inevitable. Even if the other party had some secrets, how would they possibly tell him?

The other party would long for Wang Dayong to work in this remote backwater forever, the kind never to turn over a new leaf.

"What about in the private school, is there anything like a cursed object?"

Jiang Xiao continued to inquire, knowing that this kaidan wasn’t an easy one.

The villagers’ smiles and food, Huahua’s pranks, Wang Dayong’s Heavenly Eye, the beasts on the mountain...

Almost none of them were easy to deal with.

This kaidan, not rewarding some Gold Coins, wouldn’t it be somewhat unreasonable?

Could it be...

Jiang Xiao turned his gaze back to Huahua, this little girl was the strangest of all, capable of playing innocent and pitiful.

"Oh! I remember now, bro, there really was something strange in the private school!"

Wang Dayong slapped his thigh, mentioning that the former teacher had left behind a mysterious ruler, and it seemed that the dogs were quite afraid of it. He had never been fond of using things others had used, so he’d never taken it.

"Not fond of using things others had used?"

If it were anyone else who said this, Jiang Xiao might have believed it, but how could I not know what kind of person you, Wang Dayong, are?

"The truth."

"Well, mainly because it’s filthy as hell, even someone as dirty as me finds that ruler just too dirty."

Really?

After saying goodbye to Huahua, Jiang Xiao followed Wang Dayong, planning to see for himself how filthy that so-called ruler could be.

Before seeing the ruler, Jiang Xiao felt that Wang Dayong’s words were somewhat exaggerated, he even thought he was being deceived.

But after seeing the ruler, Jiang Xiao also fell into contemplation, how could there be something so foul in the world?

Of course, it wasn’t the first he’d seen something like that.

The only thing that could compare to this ruler was that time when the guy fixing the toilet came with an oily pillow pretending it was a family heirloom.

The ruler was about as long as an adult’s forearm.

Covered in grease stains?

It looked like it was grease, and beyond that, there was a layer similar to mold and moss, all sorts of things mixed together to form a gelatinous substance.

Standing outside, one could smell the penetrating stench coming from it.

"What did you just say this ruler does?"

"The dogs are all very frightened and unwilling to approach it."

Jiang Xiao: "?"

That stench—it’s not even funny how sensitive dogs’ noses are. If someone took a deep breath of that, it might even cure Old Master Zhong from Qingshan who’s suffered from a fifty-year-old rhinitis.

"Yikes—definitely disgusting, Da Yong, you’ve really outdone yourself cleaning this up for me."

Wang Dayong: "?"

Twisting his face as he pinched the ruler carefully between his thumb and index finger, Wang Dayong took it to the well in the courtyard and rinsed it for over half an hour before he was done.

"Eh?"

Jiang Xiao took the ruler and let out a light "eh."

"Seems not too shabby, actually."

After the wash, the ruler really did look quite special, possessing a translucent white jade color, clearly out of place in the destitute Sunset Village.

’Clap!’

The moment he got the ruler, he tapped it against Wang Dayong’s head to test its power.

As obvious as it was, Wang Dayong didn’t react at all.

This thing isn’t for hitting people?

The two buried their heads studying it for a long while, only to conclude that the ruler seemed to be nothing more than good-looking.

"That’s not right; there must be some use for it. This thing looks so pretty, but the previous schoolteacher intentionally made it like this, clearly not wanting you to touch it..."

Such simple logic was not lost on Wang Dayong, but he didn’t say anything, the sly fox.

Right!

Jiang Xiao had a moment of inspiration, holding the ruler in front of the dogs.

When he approached, the dogs indeed reacted, looking like they wanted to get closer to Jiang Xiao, but were wary of the ruler in his hand.

Is it as I suspect?

Jiang Xiao waved the ruler while reciting some incantation towards the dogs.

"Mali Mali Roar!"

Not working?

"It’s Baralala Energy, Saro Saro, little doggies, turn back for me!"

"Gounara, the god of darkness, woohoo la hoo, little dog transform!"

Chinese-style isn’t working, is it Western-style?

"Moon Prism Power, Make Up! Transform with the power of the Moon Prism!"

Wang Dayong: Wang Defa...

I’ve got to admit, Jiang Xiao’s craziness... can sometimes be quite adorable...

[Ayo my god, this move, it’s surely fraying my nerves!]

[He doesn’t really think he’s holding a magic wand, does he?]

[I forbid you all from talking about Jiang the Spirit this way, he’s just trying to turn the dogs back into kids, what’s wrong with that?]

[Yes, indeed, it’s killing me.]

Jiang Xiao held up the ruler and rapped.

ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜

"Heavenly Eye open wide, behave, little doggie~"

"Don’t just be all talk~"

"Heavenly Eye open wide, make your mouth askew~"

"Erlang Shen’s gonna sway too~"

"Heavenly Eye open wide, behave, little doggie~"

"Don’t just be all talk~"

...

Wang Defa?

╭(°A°`)╮

The crowd was shocked—what kind of nonsensical verses are these?

Of course, what was even more shocking was that these dogs indeed bloody transformed?

[However, what I’m most curious about right now is, what kind of twisted mentality did the previous schoolteacher have... to come up with this set of words as the incantation to save the children?]