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Chapter 334 - 301: The Explosive Midnight Game

Chapter 334: Chapter 301: The Explosive Midnight Game

"Hehe, hand over the pantyhose!"

"Pantyhose?"

Song Xia scratched the back of his head, puzzled, indicating that he had been sleeping ever since he finished eating and had no idea what they were talking about.

"Alright, alright, alright, playing tough, huh? Zhenzhen, Aiai, search!"

Watching the frantic sisters rummage through his things, a barely noticeable hint of pride flashed in Song Xia’s eyes.

Search all you want, if you can find the pantyhose today, I’ll eat it!

Hehehe, of course, the pantyhose had already been eaten by him~

Sakura Live Stream: ...

[Oh my god...]

[Damn, did he even bother to wash it first?]

[He didn’t have time to wash it when they were about to break down the door, did he?]

[You’re wrong there, I actually think Song Xia likes it all sticky and gooey.]

Sticky and gooey, my foot!

With time pressing and the task at hand, Song Xia indeed had no choice but to hide it on himself since there was no place in the room to conceal it.

That long piece, even smeared with his freshly made glue, was truly difficult to swallow!

It was hard to swallow...

After a thorough search, Zhenzhen and Aiai really couldn’t find any trace of the pantyhose.

The only suspicious item was the trash can. The two brought it before Fei Yu...

After examining the traces inside, Fei Yu, risking her life, even leaned in to smell it, causing her stomach to churn.

"Get up!"

Since there was only so much space in the room, after not finding anything, Fei Yu commanded Song Xia to get off the bed and searched it and him.

The result was, of course, fruitless.

There were only two ways now to make the missing pantyhose reappear.

The first was to openly cut Song Xia open.

But given Fei Yu and Fei Mi’s attitudes, eight or nine out of ten wouldn’t be so rash.

After all, it was just a pantyhose theft...

The rules didn’t say pantyhose theft wasn’t allowed, did they?

There was a lot of flexibility in dealing with matters that broke "household law" but not the "rules."

The second method was to give Song Xia a chest CT.

That way, they could definitely see the item in his stomach, oh no, because that thing was so stretchy, a long piece was still in Song Xia’s intestines, clearly visible.

But surely they couldn’t imagine someone swallowing that stuff, could they?

Strange...

"Song Xia, you were eating there when my stepmom took off her pantyhose, right?"

"Yes, I saw you take them off and throw them on the sofa."

Facing Fei Mi’s question, Song Xia truthfully responded.

"So where is my pantyhose? We can’t find it now, can we?"

"I don’t know, I fell asleep right after eating and was woken up when you all came in."

Song Xia knew that mixing half-truths and lies made the story sound more believable.

Fruitless, the four women had to leave temporarily.

"Perhaps a rat or a stray cat took it to make a nest?"

That was Fei Yu’s final conclusion, otherwise, there was really no way to explain the situation at hand.

After everyone left, Song Xia was very nervous, calming down only when the whole building plunged into darkness and silence.

He had, at last, dodged a bullet~

"Next time, I absolutely must be careful, can’t do such a stupid thing again..."

His words, everyone in the live stream didn’t believe a word.

[Heh, you just keep living, who can outlive you!]

Song Xia, who originally wanted to go straight to sleep, was kept tossing and turning by a strong urge to pee, and just couldn’t close his eyes.

The more he tried to ignore it, the more he felt it teasing him inside his bladder~

"Hmph, teasing me back and forth? Fine, I’ll satisfy your desire to come out!"

Song Xia flipped over, ready to go outside to use the restroom.

Just as he was about to relieve himself, he happened to hear the sound of a room opening upstairs.

Judging by the distance of the footsteps, it seemed someone had moved from one room to another...

Huh?

Song Xia remembered the conversation he had eavesdropped on during dinner.

Something about a thrilling game at night that mustn’t make any noise, very fragile and all...

Wasn’t this the perfect opportunity to seek his revenge?

Settle new scores and old grievances at once?!

"Sshlick~"

Song Xia, licking his tongue, prepared to sneak upstairs.

Dammit!

The higher-ups of the Sakura live streaming knew all too well about Song Xia’s habits; this dude’s ass barely moved, and they knew exactly what stink he was shitting!

"Xi Nei! Hurry and warn him, tell him not to go!"

"Damn! Guys like him should just go to Korea!"

"Twice warned, and both might as well have been fed to dogs! Previously mocking Indians for curry that doesn’t stain the hands, didn’t expect our Song Xia to be even worse than them!"

"A person’s a disaster, talents even more so!"

Thinking of Song Xia’s talent that enhanced his sense of smell, numerous executives couldn’t help but laugh in frustration.

Some were even so angry they suffered a stroke right then and there, instantly passing away.

"Quick quick quick, warn this big idiot, if it’s too late things will change!"

[Ding~ Received an outside reminder.]

[Song Xia! Look at your #%@& face! I just #%@& your mom! #%@&! I just #%@&! You, blowing #%&₩ over there, your spicy next-door #%&₩, flipping over, blowing, you spicy old #$@& Balrog! Going upstairs to the second floor, are you #%$&?! You son of a #$@&, even Jiang Xiao didn’t go up, and here you are chasing after the #%&* visual aesthetics of your mom! Don’t go! #%&₩ tiger dick roasted on a stick, get back to your room and sleep properly!]

All of those words left Song Xia utterly dumbfounded.

"Jiang Xiao not going is Jiang Xiao’s problem, what’s that got to do with me? Didn’t you hear what those two chicks were saying during dinner? They should be playing some thrilling game right now, the frail ones aren’t much different from normal people."

He had already crept up here, how could he possibly go back down without doing anything?

"Upon thinking about it, aren’t I the so-called Chosen One? I’ve narrowly escaped danger several times one after the other, I believe this time as well, that the heavens will protect me, even if I fail, it’s not like there’s a risk of death, and if I succeed in defeating those two mysterious chicks, this Kaidan will certainly make Song Xia a world-renowned name!"

Oh shucks, damn!

This guy’s face is so damn thick!

To be honest, if you’re still alive, isn’t it because Sakura gave you a golden ticket?

You were scared shitless swallowing those gluey stockings, and still you think you’re "The Chosen One"?

[Haha, no wonder it’s Sakura, Song Xia is clearly deep in the delusion of being a second dimension’s victim, seeing himself as a brave hero defeating the demon queen and saving the world.]

The entire Sakura live stream was filled with lively atmosphere.

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

The "damn it" from Sakura’s executive office went on all night.

Just let him die!

He had arrived at Fei Yu’s room door.

Since there were only two rooms upstairs, and he had entered Fei Mi’s during the day, it was easy to determine which room belonged to the mysterious madam, Fei Yu.

Hmm?

The sounds inside the room were indeed strange!

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