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Chapter 335 - 302 Song Xia [First Kill]

Chapter 335: Chapter 302 Song Xia [First Kill]

"Call out!" Fei Yu said with a hint of a threat.

"I don’t want to call..." Fei Mi clearly didn’t want to.

"Come on, just give a shout, sister is begging you~" Fei Yu’s voice carried a hint of pleading.

"Why don’t you call? Why do I always have to do it?"

"But... if I call, it’s really thrilling, I’m afraid I can’t handle it..."

Oh my God...

Song Xia was practically drooling onto his underwear.

It’s that thrilling?

What do these two ladies sound like when they shout?

One with a domineering grace.

One alluring and seductive.

If they shouted together...

Wait.

Now, just need to wait.

Wait until they start shouting inside, that would definitely be their most vulnerable moment, then I, Divine Weapon, shall descend from the heavens...

Haha!

No matter what tricks these two ladies have, Song Xia was confident in his ability to take them both down.

Time for revenge, to wash away the past shame was about to come!

Just at that moment.

Fei Yu let out a mix of horror and delight.

"Hmph, fine, I’ll shout, ah! It’s over, I’m doomed this round!!!"

Hesitation leads to defeat, now is the moment to go all in!

’Bang!’

Kicked open the door, and directly Divine Weapon descended!

Song Xia: (ꐦ｀益´)☛

"Yes! That’s right! Your time to be doomed has come!"

Uh...

The two women: ....

Cherry Blossom Live Room: .....

Fei Yu and Fei Mi exchanged looks, put down their playing cards, and watched with interest as Song Xia burst in.

That clearly meant: Go on, we’re listening.

Song Xia: ╭(°A°`)╮

"Ha, haha, you’re playing cards... I, I just thought I’d come up and check on you, oh right, are you thirsty? I’ll go downstairs and pour you a tea!"

"Stay where you are!"

Song Xia’s body instantly froze.

Damn, calling out loud over a card game?

What were all those shouts about then?

Calling the landlord?

But... how do two people play landlord?

No, no!

Now’s not the time to think about this, or I might really be done for!

"Song Xia, since you’re here, why don’t you join us for a game~"

Fei Mi stood up, pulling Song Xia onto the soft and fragrant big bed where Fei Yu sat.

Honestly.

A quiet night, a room.

A big bed, three people sitting.

One man, two women.

One crying, two laughing.

In any other scenario, place, the present situation would have Song Xia grinning till he’d bubble snot, not now with his woeful expression.

"The two of you, can’t you stop this, I’m scared...."

[Rule Six: Do not be curious about any noise that comes from the room of the ladies at night]

Clearly.

This rule Song Xia triggered was mandatory, unlike Old Wang fixing the toilet or stealing stockings, where you could find loopholes.

Because.

Sitting in front of him, Fei Yu and Fei Mi had lost their human form.

Surrounded by black mist, their eyes completely white-less, mouths stretched to the roots of their ears, nails darkened and elongated, seemingly able to easily pierce through steel.

"Draw cards."

The two women, expressionless, their voices devoid of any emotion.

It’s over...

After drawing the hand, Song Xia was completely soaked.

Damn, even blowing up the family tomb wouldn’t yield such incredibly bad cards!

Fei Yu: "No bid."

Fei Mi: "No bid."

The two women: "You are the landlord, bid."

Bid?

Song Xia swallowed hard.

"Help! Help! Save me, save me!"

’Slap!’

(ꐦง◣д◢)ง(￣#)з￣)

"Stop yelling ’landlord,’ not ’help.’" Fei Yu coldly added.

"Landlord! Landlord! Landlord!!"

Fei Mi: "Play any tricks again, and you’re dead."

Song Xia acted honest in an instant, grabbing the three bottom cards in his hand.

Three threes...

Well, at least that gave him a bomb, didn’t it?

Fei Yu: "Landlord, play your cards."

Song Xia quickly scanned the cards in his hand, after all, he was a man with over a hundred thousand Joy Beans.

He understood the game pretty well.

He had few single cards and many pairs.

Hmm~

Normally, he should play pairs to attack the weak.

But, if he played pairs, they might just be bombed.

Then they’d know he played pairs and would definitely play single cards to beat him.

So...

He had to do the opposite!

Play his weak single cards, not only to get rid of some small cards.

After they overpower him, they’d definitely think he only had single cards left, so they would play pairs to beat him.

Just as he wished!

"4!"

"King Bomb!"

Song Xia: ????

Wang Defa?!

"Can’t... can’t beat it..."

’Whack!’

Fei Mi’s nails left a hole clean through Song Xia.

"If you can’t beat it, there’s a punishment~"

"6 Bomb!"

"Can’t... can’t beat it..."

’Whack!’

"8 Bomb!"

"Can’t... can’t beat it..."

’Whack!’

"A Bomb!"

"Can’t... can’t beat it..."

’Whack!’

"Double fly!"

"Can... can beat it, 3 Bomb!"

Finally, he won a hand. Could he now stab them too?

Song Xia was about to get up immediately.

"What are you doing?"

The mysterious sisters were confused. The card game wasn’t over yet, why would Song Xia stand up?

"I’m older, it should be my turn to stab you, turn around!"

"Uh, I didn’t say I wouldn’t... 10 Bomb!"

Song Xia: ...

The card game wasn’t even finished yet, and Song Xia was already gasping for air.

What a pity.

No one sympathized with him; it was good for such a person to die in Kaidan, it was just a pity for the innocent...

What, you say he’s Sakura’s?

Oh, then it doesn’t matter~

The live stream went black, and system announcements continued in real time.

[Sakura Nation’s Chosen One: Song Xia, failed the challenge ("Mom’s Note").]

[The supernatural will descend in 120 seconds in Minggu House, rampaging for 48 hours.]

Maybe he wasn’t entirely useless.

His role was simply not to go to Mom’s room at night unless your Landlord skills are really good.

...

Maybe it was because he hadn’t rested properly for a long time, or maybe because last night’s storm really helped him sleep.

Jiang Xiao didn’t wake up until noon the next day.

He thought it was lunchtime already, but outside, they were still busy.

"Come on, come in, come in, come in... Ah! A little to the left, don’t touch it!"

Fei Yu was directing the workers outside to carry in a fireplace.

Seeing Jiang Xiao come out, he widened his smile.

"You know, our winters here are really cold, and air conditioning isn’t very useful, so..."

"It’s fine, Mom. Install whatever you want, you don’t need to explain it to me. If you run out of money, just let me know."

"Good, good, good, it’s plenty for now."

Fei Yu’s tone shifted as he seemed to remember something.

"By the way, Jiang Xiao, that old Wang who came last time, he has a mysterious family heirloom. Help Mom buy it."

Jiang Xiao nodded and left immediately after getting Old Wang’s address.

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