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Chapter 333 - 300: A Full Belch

Chapter 333: Chapter 300: A Full Belch

"Who took your stockings? I’ve always preferred going barelegged, you know that! Don’t slander me!"

Fei Yu immediately retorted loudly inside the room.

"Eh, that’s strange then, I remember just placing them here..."

After searching over and over again, Fei Mi became absolutely certain that her stockings had gone missing.

And it was definitely an inside job!

"Zhenzhen, Aiai! You two get the hell out here!"

Holy shit?

It can’t be, right?

Song Xia, trembling inside the room, turned pale as death.

"It’s just a missing pair of stockings, is it really necessary to make such a big fuss?"

...

"Zhenzhen, you’re the older sister, you tell me! Did you take the stockings?"

The innocent-faced Lolita in white stockings was utterly bewildered...

"Me?"

Then Zhenzhen looked at herself, barely reaching Fei Mi’s waist.

"Stepmom, what would I do with your stockings? They could cover me from foot to head, I can’t even wear them."

Eh?

Fei Mi nodded; that did make sense.

The size difference was too great, her own long legs were taller than Zhenzhen’s entire body, and Zhenzhen only loved white stockings; if she were to wear black ones...

Fei Yu then turned his gaze to Aiai.

"So, it was Aiai who took them, wasn’t it? Hurry up and bring out the stockings you took from Stepmom."

Tall and sexy, Aiai indeed had a strong suspicion of being the culprit.

Her body was precocious, almost matching Fei Mi in height.

Mainly because her usual style was very seductive; she would wear fishnets, no matter the color.

It made sense, on occasion, that she’d want to wear her own black stockings.

Aiai cried out in injustice, stating she had been in Zhenzhen’s room the whole time, with a perfect alibi!

And although she wore fishnets of any color, as you know, that was all she wore!

Why blame her?

"Zhenzhen, was she really with you the whole time?"

Zhenzhen nodded, confirming that Aiai hadn’t left her room after they had finished eating.

Hmm?

This was really getting more and more mysterious.

Could her stockings have grown wings and flown away?

Eventually, even Fei Yu couldn’t sit still any longer and came out of the room to join the search.

"If either of you took them, confess now, Stepmom won’t blame you, otherwise if we find them later...heh, that wouldn’t be taking them, that would be stealing! Whoever among you two took them, and the other covering for them, that’s complicity, also as a thief! Got it?"

"The item isn’t worth much, just a pair of stockings after all, and Stepmom’s room is full of them, but stealing is no small matter!"

Could it be said that Fei Yu could be the head of the family?

With just that speech, his authority maxed out!

If it really were Zhenzhen or Aiai who took them, they probably would have produced them by now, and even if not, their faces would show signs of unease and panic.

But sadly, their faces displayed more confusion and grievance.

It truly didn’t seem like they had taken them, of course, their suspicions couldn’t be completely dismissed...

Since that was the case, let’s search.

Look through every nook and cranny in the room; she simply didn’t believe they could fly away by themselves!

And so, the four people embarked on a major suspense thriller documentary, "The Lost Stockings."

After a long while.

Fei Yu looked suspiciously at Fei Mi.

"Fei Mi, you’re not just screwing with us because you’re bored out of your mind, are you?"

Fei Mi cried out in grievance!

"It’s true! I just took off my stockings, then crumpled them up and threw them on the sofa! I turned around to take a shower because I wanted to wear them for a day before washing them, so I was afraid they would get wet in the bathroom, they were definitely right here! Right, Song Xia was here for the first kill too, he can vouch for me!"

Finally, the people in the Sakura live stream room exhaled a sigh of relief.

[Aiyo, fuck, these ladies are really dumb, eh? They even searched abstract places like sofa crevices and even the top of closets, but completely forgot to consider whether there were other people in the living room at the time.]

[Uh, I’m a girl, and my first reaction when I lose something is also to blindly search, just feeling...]

[The mind of a woman is delicate, but logicality is lacking a bit. What’s the first reaction when something is lost? It’s gone, so just search for it! Only when they really can’t find it do they remember to ask.]

[Damn! Did you install a camera in my house?]

[It’s magic! My wife’s the same, she often searches around with a grim face, and I don’t know, I don’t dare to ask, until in the end she really can’t find it, then she comes to ask her husband here.]

[Can you always find it for her?]

[Uh, sometimes I can, sometimes I can’t, when I can’t find it, my wife asks our neighbor, Old Wang. Even more magically, Old Wang knows about my household more than I do.]

Everyone: ...

[Let’s not talk about whether it should be said or not, you also shouldn’t talk about this magic that magic, I think you’re the most magical one.]

They were still shooting the breeze, but Fei Yu and the others were already knocking on Song Xia’s door.

"Song Xia, Song Xia! Open up!"

Inside, Song Xia, who had preemptively deadbolted the door, was desperately holding the sticky stockings, trying to find a place to hide them.

A bed, a desk, a closet, and a shoe cabinet in the room.

Plain and simple, you might even say everything was in plain sight!

Where the hell was there a place to hide stuff?

Fei Yu and the others had searched so thoroughly just now outside, and Song Xia heard it all loud and clear.

Even the crevices in the sofa had been dug through!

"Song Xia, open up, did you take Fei Mi’s stockings?"

Silence...

"Little mama knows, you’re at that age now, and it’s understandable if you made a mistake in a moment of impulse, just open the door first."

Continued silence...

"Song Xia, if you open the door, little mama can help you deal with your hormonal troubles in another way, huh?"

Song Xia, with a dark face, thought to himself, believing you would be idiotic—probably you’ll bring over Old Wang to help me out, huh?

Just thinking of Old Wang made Song Xia uncontrollably shiver and sped up the swallowing in his mouth.

"Song Xia, honey, little mama’s methods are guaranteed to make you feel better than the stockings."

Still silence...

Finally.

Song Xia’s persistent silence made Fei Yu finally reveal her irritable true colors!

"Song Xia! Stop being a shameless fuck! If it weren’t for me caring about having to spend money to fix a kicked-in door, you’d already be dead meat now! Understand?!"

"Wait for it! Fei Mi, go upstairs and look for the spare key. I forgot where I put it!"

"Ha, Song Xia! Just wait and see how I pry open your skull and let you watch as I suck your brains dry while you’re still alive! Did you really think I was easy to deal with?"

"Mama, save some for Aiai and me."

"Don’t worry, don’t worry, there’s enough for everyone, hehehe~"

Soon, Fei Mi brought the spare key down from upstairs with a heavy step.

Opened the room door!

Song Xia was lying honestly on the bed, not moving an inch.

Still fucking pretending to be dead?!

Just as Fei Mi was about to take action, Song Xia sat up from the bed on his own.

"Huh? Little mamas? Sister, sister? How did you get in here? I remember I locked the door before I went to bed?"

"Burp~"

At the very end, Song Xia even let out a satisfied burp.

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