I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 332 - 299: Where Are My Stockings?

Chapter 332: Chapter 299: Where Are My Stockings?

Song Xia had wanted to listen a bit longer, but the two women inside suddenly stopped talking and, at the same time, a set of footsteps began approaching where Song Xia was hiding.

Oops!

It seemed like he was discovered!

Fortunately, she wasn’t moving quickly, and by the time Fei Mi got to the door, Song Xia had already returned to the dining table, pretending to pick at some leftovers as though he were still eating.

"Song Xia, were you just eavesdropping?"

"Huh?" Song Xia looked utterly confused and asked, "Eavesdropping on what?"

Fei Mi scrutinized him from head to toe and, seeing that he didn’t seem to be lying, she went back into the room.

1, 2, 3...

Sure enough, after Song Xia silently counted to three in his mind, Fei Mi peeked her head out of the room again, looking suspiciously around.

Seeing that Song Xia still had a clueless expression as he looked at her, she finally relaxed and yelled into the room,

"Sis! I told you no one was there. You always have to be so suspicious. I’m going to take a bath now, and you can just patiently wait for me to spoil you tonight!"

After she spoke, she even pulled down the stockings tightly wrapped around her thighs. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, she casually crumpled the stockings she had taken off into a ball and tossed them onto the sofa.

Quite close to someone.

Then, with her sexy, shapely legs, she stepped into the bathroom and began to wash her body with the sound of ’whoosh whoosh whoosh.’

Song Xia swallowed his saliva.

Black stockings...

These were not only worn but also freshly removed with body heat.

Watching Song Xia stare intently at the stockings Fei Mi had removed, many people in the Sakura livestream room were already gearing up to start hurling insults.

Lust was one thing, but couldn’t he choose a better situation? Does an adult not consider the consequences?

Luckily, this time it seemed like Song Xia had his reasoning prevail, as he kept muttering to himself, trying to psych himself out.

"Control yourself; you must control yourself. This place is Analog Horror; I can’t just do whatever I want. Song Xia, have you forgotten what Old Wang did to you this afternoon? That was humiliating! Although... although if we ignore gender, it was indeed quite thrilling... But, a humiliation is a humiliation! I am a man with an extremely normal sexual orientation! Not a dead gay!"

Just as everyone thought Song Xia, the old pervert, was finally being rational for once, the intent of his self-talk shifted.

"The allure of worn stockings with body heat is great but... but what could be better than them?"

Sakura Livestream Room: ???

Something about that statement seemed off.

"No, no, what if I get caught? I might end up with severe punishment again, and if Old Wang..."

Suddenly, Song Xia stopped mid-sentence.

"Uh? But it’s the middle of the night, Old Wang probably won’t come, right? And even if Old Wang isn’t here, aren’t there still Fei Mi and Fei Yu? What if they decide to team up against me..."

It seemed he had stumbled upon an exciting thought, and Song Xia’s eyes grew brighter.

"That’s wrong! Am I afraid of them teaming up? This is exactly what I, Song Xia, love!"

After a lot of self-talk, Song Xia finally confirmed his thoughts.

"Forget it, I need to enjoy the stockings while they’re still warm, or they won’t smell right once they cool down."

With no one around, Song Xia easily stuffed the stockings into his pocket and slipped into his own room.

The first thing he did upon returning was to immediately close the door.

This sort of thing has to be indulged fresh!

Storm Inhale, activate!

Song Xia didn’t just inhale deeply, but for the first time, he activated his hidden talent... an explosive sense of smell!

"Ssssss~~~"

With just one sniff, Song Xia displayed a face utterly spoiled by pleasure.

Song Xia: (ˊo̴̶̷̤﹃ o̴̶̷̤ˋ)....

"Ha~~~"

Oh~yeah~

This sensation, it’s just so sublime...

"I’ve never done drugs, but I think doing drugs couldn’t possibly be as exhilarating as this! Wow!!!"

Song Xia had a look on his face as if he wanted to keep smelling but feared that he might exhaust the scent if he inhaled too greedily.

But if I don’t sniff it, the scent will gradually fade naturally, wouldn’t that be an even bigger loss?

"Hiss Hiss Hiss!!! Ha~"

Awesome!

So freaking awesome!

A taste so sweet, it reaches the depths of his heart!

"If I could, if I could lick Fei Mi’s little mom’s thighs and feet, I can’t even imagine what that would feel like..."

Merely smelling it wasn’t enough, he stuffed it into his mouth and closed his eyes to savor it a bit.

"How about brewing a cup of tea?"

Song Xia congratulated himself on this brilliant idea.

Eventually, there was no flavor left at all.

Just when everyone in the live streaming room thought his perverted act could finally be over.

Song Xia stuffed it into his pants pocket, and then...

My goodness!

That really hurts my eyes!

Everyone:

∑(°口°๑(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇(°△°|||(°口°ノ)ノ

This Song Xia is truly a freaking pervert!

"Wow, just asking because I don’t know, are all you Cherry Blossom folks into such heavy tastes?"

"Baga! As I’ve said before, you can’t elevate the act of Song Xia to reflect an entire nation!"

"Yo west! I’m a Cherry Blossom person, I love to watch, to smell, to lick, thank you."

"I’m Cherry Blossom too, I also love watching Flower Girls, envying Song Xia’s first day."

"Xi Nei! All freaking Xi Nei! You guys using hidden IDs must be cross-dressing!"

Never mind whether it’s cross-dressing or not.

But at this moment, Song Xia truly represented the personal image of Cherry Blossom people in the minds of other countries...

No, at this point, it’s honest to say that the word "image" doesn’t relate at all to Song Xia.

Finally.

With the blessing of the stocking fetish, Song Xia couldn’t last three minutes, followed by spasmodic tremors through his body.

He was done~

It could only be said to be tasteless, like a worldly saint.

Absolutely devoid of worldly desires.

Now, Song Xia’s face was full of contentment and desirelessness, even vaguely exuding a kind of enlightened aura.

The stockings he had just treasured were pulled out by him and thrown into the trash can, as if discarding a piece of junk.

"Heh, that’s it? You use this to test cadres? Which cadres can’t withstand such a test?!"

This smug look really disgusted everyone in the Cherry Blossom live streaming room.

"Not bro, you’ve had your fun, what are you pretending to be all Sage-like now?"

"Alright, alright, you’re putting on a show now? You think you’re worthy of the word ’test’?!"

"Damn, Gorky once said, ’Pre-lust one becomes a demon, post-lust a Buddha,’ this kid has illustrated it perfectly."

"Heh, pretending? Just don’t embarrass yourself rummaging through the trash once the Saint Period is over~"

People prone to impulsiveness (easily riled up) all know.

"How carefree it feels to impulsively delete a website, but how awkward it gets when you have to search it up again later."

"Of course, for some experts, these troubles do not exist."

"Therefore, I must mention my two friends, one can recite from memory every website he’s visited, firmly engraved in his soul, while the other might not remember, but he can find any site he fancies through superior keyword searches..."

"Bro, you playing make-believe here?"

Just then, Fei Mi’s loud questioning came from outside.

"Hey! Where are the stockings I just threw on the couch? Sis! Sis! Did you wear my stockings?!"