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Chapter 237 - 205: The Subway Judge

Chapter 237: Chapter 205: The Subway Judge

"Slap! Slap!"

While the woman was stunned from being slapped, Jiang Xiao gave her a left and right hook combo, only then nodding in satisfaction.

"To have the gall to shamelessly claim public resources as your own?"

"Today, I am the emissary of justice!"

The woman, hit by these three fierce slaps, was a mess, her hair clip sent flying over six meters by Jiang Xiao’s strike.

It was a close call; her brains could have been scattered.

It could only be said that the man’s slapping force was just perfect, enough to daze without causing brain damage!

"You stand right there! Don’t think you can run!"

The woman, with hair disheveled, rushed up and grabbed Jiang Xiao’s clothes to stop him from leaving.

Jiang Xiao’s face glowed with self-righteousness, "You want to take up ten seats all for yourself? I stepped in to do the right thing, why would I run?"

The woman’s other close friends also crowded around, looking as if they couldn’t wait to devour Jiang Xiao alive.

"I didn’t take them!" the woman exclaimed through gritted teeth, she had only said it in passing!

"You said you wanted to take ten seats, which means you had criminal intent. I can’t just not slap you because you haven’t committed the crime yet; I have to nip your evil thoughts in the bud."

This...

Oh my...

The woman knew that words spoken in youth could turn into bullets firing back at oneself in the future.

She just never expected the shooting to happen so quickly!

"You... you... you, this man, I mean... damn it, whatever you say, hitting people is wrong!"

Jiang Xiao shrugged, pulling out the Fairy Rulebook.

ʅ(･´～･｀)ʃ

"Setting aside the facts, you’re saying you did nothing wrong by getting slapped by me? Sometimes you need to look for your own faults. Why did I slap only you and not others? After all these years, haven’t you learned how to behave? Have you striven for progress in your work?"

"This... this, you..."

The woman, unable to outtalk Jiang Xiao, felt her legs give way and nearly collapsed into Jiang Xiao’s arms.

Too much.

This man had a venomous tongue.

Since that was the case, she had to pull out her trump card!

"I, my dears, I feel so dizzy, I... I think my Jade disease is flaring up..."

Upon witnessing this, the other girls immediately surrounded Jiang Xiao and the woman.

"Hurry, hurry, call the police! There’s an assault on the train!"

"Leanna, don’t be scared, it’s okay, I brought medicine, wait for me, I’ll get it right now!"

"Wow, you man, how dare you touch my chest! Pervert, deviant, he touched my chest!"

"What!"

"Hurry, hurry! This man is molesting!"

Jiang Xiao looked utterly baffled; he had clearly not moved an inch?

After a chaotic commotion, Jiang Xiao and the disheveled woman were finally separated by the crowd.

It was the same conductor as before, only this time she was accompanied by security.

"Security, this man assaulted someone and took advantage of the chaos to grope our sister!"

Before the conductor could even ask, the girls surrounded her and the security, piling one accusation on top of another onto Jiang Xiao.

The conductor was in a dilemma, as normally, by procedure, Jiang Xiao would indeed have to be taken to the police station.

But the station head had already given prior instructions not to touch this man.

"Uh... sir, it’s you again? This time..."

Jiang Xiao cut the conductor off before she could ask her next question.

"You can question my character, but you can’t insult my taste. This guy looks like Hei Mountain grandma going through menopause after being dead for a thousand years—who in their right mind would harass her?"

The barrage of humiliation completely shattered the defenses of the disheveled fairy once again.

Wailing, she demanded that Jiang Xiao be thrown in jail to rot away—her emotions were incredibly volatile!

"Why the hell are you howling? Anyone would think you’ve got crap stuck in your throat and can’t spit it out. If you can’t manage, why don’t you head to the bathroom and find some liquid to help wash down whatever’s stuck in there?"

"Ah!! You, you! You really deserve to die!"

The fairy was reduced to speechless indignation, utterly at a loss for how to respond.

Mu Xitang, while showing off her meal, nodded in agreement.

"Uh-huh, gotta say, in terms of arguing with many scholars, I still need to learn from Dad."

Seeing the little fairy at a disadvantage, her friends immediately came over to help plead her case.

"Security! You must arrest this man for oppressing our group of women!"

The female security guard was hesitant, indicating that she needed to check the surveillance footage first...

"Check the surveillance? Her clothes are torn to shreds and you still want to check the footage? Is there even a need?"

"She’s a girl, would she be foolish enough to use her own innocence to slander someone? Aren’t you joking!"

The group of girls grew more furious as they talked.

On the other hand, the security guard continued to act subservient, clearly not daring to directly answer their questions.

"Out of the way, Xu Si is right. If it can be solved with hands, there’s no need to use words."

Jiang Xiao pushed the security guard aside and faced the four little fairies head-on.

"You four, how would you like me to bury you, and in what position?"

After finishing his sentence, Jiang Xiao reached behind his back, only then remembering he had left his shovel behind on the ox-cart.

The compartment, which already had few people, saw even more hurry off at the arrival of a new station.

And this time,

no new passengers boarded.

The conductor took the security guard and left the compartment directly.

In such circumstances, they only had one choice: to stay impartial.

And as they left, the passageways on both sides of the carriage were suddenly locked and sealed.

Or rather, in this sealed carriage,

aside from Jiang Xiao and his people, all the rest were women.

"You men, what else can you do besides bullying us women!"

"If the world was without men, the crime rate would drop by 90%!"

"Drinking, smoking, domestic violence—it’s all your doing. We’ve been oppressed by you for so long. Aren’t you willing to let us go?!"

The more these women talked, the more outrageous they became; their voices grew increasingly piercing.

The live chat in the stream was buzzing.

Wait a minute.

Something’s off about these passengers.

Are these people eerie?

They certainly seemed eerie, but at the same time, not quite—just... extremely eccentric.

[Educational, who knew such people really exist in the world?]

[Hehe, I’ve seen plenty of double standard scenes before!]

[Don’t smear without cause; I’m a girl too, and I dislike these people. There may be many who advocate for boxing online, but in reality, cases that escalate like this are rare.]

[Moreover, as far as I know, many are not Boxers themselves, yet they spread these boxing moves all over the internet. Beauties, take note, the goal of these people is to turn you into Boxers while they play the nice, innocent damsel and steal your men!]

[Damn, that’s an eye-opener. No wonder so many brainless comments actually get believed—it’s all a disguise!]

[Hehe, these are the worst sorts, they like to mislead others on the internet while maintaining their innocent persona in real life...]

[That’s right, although they’re scarce, some people should avoid seeing themselves in this description—you know who you are~]

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