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Chapter 238 - 206: Exorcism by Thermal Weapons
Chapter 238: Chapter 206: Exorcism by Thermal Weapons
Jiang Xiao had no clue about the flurry of comments on the bullet screen,
His mind was consumed with just one thing.
"Should I bury them all... Beard, toss me the tool!"
The folks on the ox-cart were already prepared, and flung Jiang Xiao’s tactical shovel over to him.
Hmm?
Jiang Xiao caught the shovel and furrowed his brow.
"What I want ain’t this, I want that long tubular thing."
Long tubular thing?
What was that? Could it be a steel pipe?
Beard lifted the partition on the ox-cart to find the long tubular thing Jiang Xiao mentioned, but there was no sight of such a weapon...
Just then, Curly tapped Beard on the shoulder,
"Uh, Brother Beard, look, could it be that Brother Jiang Xiao is referring to this thing?"
Seeing what Curly was pointing at, even Beard, who hailed from a warrior nation, jolted in shock.
Damn it!
You playing for keeps or what?
"Toss it over!"
Jiang Xiao, on the other side, was already urging them.
Beard gritted his teeth, screw it!
If it’s a long tubular thing, it must only be this one item, right?
Crap!
Once Beard tossed the item to Jiang Xiao, the air in the carriage seemed to freeze.
How the hell did they bring this on the high-speed train?!
When Jiang Xiao hoisted the thing onto his shoulder, the girls, as if possessed, regained some of their sanity.
A woman swallowed hard, asking with some uncertainty,
"Bro, is this..."
Jiang Xiao nodded, answering sincerely.
"Yes, you are not mistaken, it’s the Carl Gustav, the 84mm recoilless rifle."
Everyone: ????
=͟͟͞͞(゚皿゚́)͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ́)━ Damn!!!!
You’re really saying it out loud!
"You’re insane! Where’s the train conductor! How did you get this thing on the high-speed train?!"
"He’s mad, definitely mad! Attendants! Security! Where are you? Come guard us!"
"Shut up! I’m clearly mentally ill! Don’t you damn well slander me by calling me insane!"
Jiang Xiao said as he stuffed the shell into the weapon and even pulled off the safety!
(.ớ₃ờ)ھ Damn!
By now, the fairy-like girls had lost all their rough temperament.
Whenever Jiang Xiao stepped forward, they would retreat three steps in panic, their faces paling!
This was on a high-speed train, for crying out loud!
If he fired a shot, we won’t even find a whole bone fragment left!
Jiang Xiao: (๑‾᷄ʔ‾᷅๑) Hehe~
"Come on, you were so high and mighty just now, let’s see you run now, stand still for me!"
The woman who had slandered him for indecent assault received Jiang Xiao’s special attention; the dark muzzle almost pressed against her face.
She trembled all over.
(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)
"Bro, haha, brother, you know, you’re still young! You mustn’t walk down the path of crime!"
"I can be persuaded not to fire, just hand over all your valuables!"
Hmm?
What does he mean?
Before the girls had time to react, a petite figure in pink rushed over,
"I’ll do it, I’ll do it! A body search, right? This time I’ll nail it!"
Mu Xitang was eager to start searching them.
She felt quite embarrassed for not thoroughly stripping the patrons at the Moonlight Tavern.
Today, she finally got another chance to prove herself!
"All of you turn your backs to the wall, pinch your ears, and stand on one foot like a golden rooster—stay put!"
Those female students still wanted to resist, but the trio of grudges from the carriage had come down, holding their weapons.
The weakest weapon was the grenade launcher in Black Sister’s hands.
Their instincts told the women these were not models; they were the real deal.
"Don’t move. When Pink Hair Sect Hierarch says she’s going to search you, just stay still and let her."
A woman dressed in professional attire was still making a last-ditch struggle.
"We... we are women, isn’t this disrespectful to us wom..."
’Slap!’
Jiang Xiao delivered a hefty slap across her face.
"Cut the crap. Not only do I disrespect you, but I also slapped you. What are you going to do about it, bite me? Pink Hair, search her!"
"Alrighty Daddy! Everyone stand as instructed, now!"
This strange posture...
Wasn’t it a bit too humiliating?
A group of fairy-like girls stood against the wall on one leg, their ears pinched, waiting to be searched by a five-year-old girl.
Actually, Jiang Xiao was also somewhat puzzled.
Why had Mu Xitang made them stand in this pose?
Last time they searched Loki, she also demanded they stand like this.
Jiang Xiao didn’t know, but the big-bearded trio clearly understood.
This all started because little Pink Hair had been searched by that nun, so...
It was probably just a case of ’I got rained on, so now I want to pull away someone else’s umbrella.’
"Hey, take off your clothes! Stop covering up, mine aren’t much bigger than yours."
They had to strip?
!!!
The viewer count in the Dragon Country livestream room multiplied by four in just one minute, and it was still rocketing up at an even faster rate.
[Anytime, anywhere, super perverted, Jiangsu Zhejiang Shanghai Anhui!]
[That’s Pink Hair Sect Hierarch for you, much more playful than Jiang Spirit’s madness! Straight up asking them to take off their clothes, with Jiang Xiao’s brain, he wouldn’t come up with such a thing in eight lifetimes.]
[I can only say the game comprehension of Pink Hair Sect Hierarch is far ahead of her peers, I salute you first—no, I mean, I record in respect.]
The faces of the women standing like golden roosters darkened.
Being asked to undress...
Such a thing was unacceptable even for ordinary girls, let alone these fairy-like beauties.
Of course, they were unwilling, preferring death to dishonor!
"Impossible, just open fire. I don’t believe you’re indifferent to your own daughter’s life and death!"
"Even if I die, there’s no way I’ll strip bare and be searched by a little girl in front of three perverted men!"
"Heh, open fire? No big deal, we’ll just die together. Who are you trying to scare? Bring it on! Come on!"
"Daddy?"
Mu Xitang looked at Jiang Xiao with pleading eyes.
"What do we do, they don’t want to cooperate, shall we really open fire?"
Jiang Xiao was speechless. What was this little mind of hers thinking, did she really want to open fire?
He had brought out these things mainly to wake up these seemingly brainless women.
But now since they weren’t playing ball, he’d leave it to Mu Xitang to handle.
It was a good opportunity for the child, to develop her abilities early on.
"Don’t look at me; you decide how to handle them."
Having received the order, Mu Xitang called over her three little henchmen immediately.
"Hit them first! Smoke them out, they’ll behave after a good beating!"
True to her strange origins, her methods were as simple and crude as that!
Upon hearing they were about to get hit, the women stopped dilly-dallying, turned around, and prepared to fight back; they had it all figured out—these people wouldn’t dare to fire for real!
"Let’s see who dares hit me!"
"Take them down! I bet they won’t dare to fire on a high-speed train!"
"Kill that little girl!"
"That’s right, always pick the soft persimmons!"
Unexpectedly, these women counter-attacked. Caught off guard, Mu Xitang was immediately toppled and pinned under one of them.
At the same time, the other women drew knives and stabbed straight for Pink Hair’s head!
’Whoosh~’
The blade whisked past Mu Xitang’s earlobe, the sharp knife effortlessly slicing off a few strands of pink hair.
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