I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 236 - 204: The Fairy Law

Chapter 236: Chapter 204: The Fairy Law

Ouch, fuck!

These women had already felt humiliated because a little girl around five or six years old got in their faces and insulted them.

Now, this last provocative threat from the pink-haired kid dealt a considerable blow to their spirits.

Although... but...

Some people, looking at the free luxurious lunches in their hands, suddenly felt that those on the ox cart weren’t so excessive after all.

After all, they hadn’t lost anything, right?

They said it was dirty and smelly, but in fact, the odor on the ox cart wasn’t that bad.

Most importantly, they got to freeload a lavish lunch set worth up to ten Gold Coins!

Let’s face it, no one’s money comes from a gust of wind.

If it weren’t for the free giveaway, 98% of them would never choose to buy this kind of high-speed rail meal that only a total sucker would eat.

Beggars can’t be choosers, a boy started telling the women to stop arguing.

It would have been better if he hadn’t tried to mediate; his intervention only made the situation even harder to control.

"What do you mean, telling us to stop arguing? You think only we are the ones making noise?"

"Are you suggesting that we’re shrewish? Or do you think women are easy to bully? Let me tell you, we’re living in an era of equality! Don’t even think about oppressing and humiliating us women like in ancient times!"

The man’s face turned white, and he hurriedly tried to explain.

"No, no, no, that’s not what I meant. What I meant was that it’s fate for us all to be on the same train, so why not make a concession, and communicate calmly and peacefully? Besides, we’ve got the lunch box compensation, right?"

"Make a concession? Why don’t you ask that little brat to take a step back? Do you think little girls are more vulnerable than a woman like me?"

"People have fathers, we don’t! By comparison, we are the vulnerable group!"

"Exactly, gender equality, I’ve long suggested separate carriages for men and women!"

"Hehehe, look at this man, so naïve, bought over by a lunch box? Totally spineless~"

...

Listening to the incessant chatter outside.

The pink-haired kid who barely swallowed a few bites of food was preparing to go out and clash again.

"Sit down and eat your food!"

Jiang Xiao scolded her.

"But there are people outside cursing at me!"

"It’s okay, you guys eat, I’ll go check it out."

Jiang Xiao’s entrance didn’t catch the attention of the others.

Because the several "fairies" there were furiously accusing the men in the carriage of oppressing women.

Seeing that the others dared not to rebut, Jiang Xiao just moved closer to listen in.

By then, these women had turned their guns towards the issue of men smoking.

From human morality and flawed worldviews to being the fuse for the Third World War.

Anyway, according to this young lady, all kinds of events were caused by men smoking!

Really.

All sorts of outrageous statements left Jiang Xiao, a genuine lunatic, absolutely flabbergasted.

"So why, exactly, should you men be allowed to smoke?" the young lady demanded aggressively.

The man wore an innocent expression, near the point of breakdown, as he desperately tried to explain himself.

"Sister, I’m not smoking right now, and besides, isn’t smoking banned on subways..."

"Did I say you smoked on the subway? Can you pay attention to what I’m saying? Are you disrespecting me?"

"My point is why do you men like to smoke? Just because you’re not smoking now doesn’t mean you won’t smoke off the subway. I can’t wait until you start smoking to lecture you; I must nip your evil inclination to smoke in the bud!"

The other women also seized the opportunity to condemn this poor guy.

"Anyway, you men smoking is just an oppression of us women!"

"Yes, we age so fast, and it’s inseparable from the secondhand smoke you guys exhale!"

୧(།#⁼̴﹏⁼̴)"Er, you ladies can smoke too, right? Gender equality, and the law doesn’t ban women from smoking..."

The women: ....

The guy’s comment had the woman stumped.

But they quickly found a counterargument.

"Do we women smoke as much as you men? The poor air quality nowadays, including global warming, the melting of the Arctic, and the skyrocketing divorce rates, are all because you men love to smoke! What does that have to do with us women?"

"That’s right, ignoring the facts for a moment, if you men dare to smoke today, tomorrow you’ll dare to hit your own wives!"

Damn!

The man’s body stiffened.

The accusations were huge, leaving him no room for discussion, and they were slapped onto him in an instant.

Another sharp-eyed fairy immediately spotted that this guy was sitting between two seats and seized the opportunity to mock him.

"Oh? I just realized, you are hogging two seats all to yourself! What’s the matter? Trying to assert your masculinity?"

"No, it’s just that there are plenty of seats available on the carriage now, and these seats are connected. I didn’t notice the dividing line, so I just sat down carelessly."

"Tsk, sat down carelessly? What a ’careless’ sit-down."

The girl raised her camera and took several pictures of the guy, then she started fiddling with her screen.

A cucumber-man effect appeared on her phone screen.

"Family, who can understand? I’m saving my girls from a minefield here. I just encountered a manspreader on the high-speed train, he was..."

"Holy shit!"

The guy panicked instantly. Was he really going to be exposed online just for accidentally sitting between two seats?

"No way! Didn’t I say it was an accident? And look, plenty of seats here are empty. If someone came, I would have certainly noticed that I was sitting off-center, Nuonuo! And you blame me, the girl sitting opposite me is hogging three seats! Why don’t you mention her?"

The crowd followed his pointing finger.

The woman occupying three seats was none other than the one who had just mocked the guy for being inexperienced and unable to afford high-speed train meals.

At the moment, she was arranging the complimentary train meal carefully on her seat.

She was taking pictures and editing them with her iPhone 15 Pro Max Kuku, bought on a 24-month installment plan.

Finally, she nonchalantly added a carefully crafted caption.

"Fam, stick to being independent women, loving yourself is better than loving others, a ten Gold Coin meal box, tsk, actually it’s just so-so."

Though she was said to be occupying three seats, her bags were also taking up a seat, so in reality, she was hogging four seats for herself.

Uh...

Everyone turned their gaze back to the woman arguing with the guy, eager to hear her explanation.

"Uh..."

The woman spread her hands and resorted to the fairy principle.

ʅ(･´～･｀)ʃ

"Let’s set aside the fact that my girl is hogging seats for now, we are women after all! What does it matter if we take up a little more space to take some photos? We women need to live a bit more delicately than you men, don’t we? Besides, there are not that many people in the carriage anyway, it’s not wrong even if my sister takes up ten seats!"

The crowd: ? ? ?

Wang Defa?

The air instantly fell silent.

The guy’s eyes rolled back from this tit-for-tat combination blow.

Jiang Xiao, who had been watching the drama for a while, was also stunned.

This woman thinks it’s not wrong for one person to take up ten seats?

At this moment, he finally sorted out who was right and who was wrong.

’Pop!’

The crisp sound of a slap echoed in the quiet carriage, unusually piercing.

Search the lightnovelworld.cc website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.