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Chapter 233 - 201: When Enemies Meet, It’s Particularly Affectionate!

Chapter 233: Chapter 201: When Enemies Meet, It’s Particularly Affectionate!

The station master, with his neatly trimmed mustache, stood behind Jiang Xiao, so he didn’t see the expressions on the faces of the group, just the "high and mighty" pink fluff, which is why his tone was very elegant and polite.

"Is there anything I can help you with, gentlemen and ladies, and this child?"

Mu Xitang stood on tiptoe with her small waist pinched at the cow’s horn.

"I’d like to bring my toy car and pet cow on board, how much would that cost?"

The station master shook his head helplessly.

Money?

Was this a matter of money?

This touched on his principles as a station master!

"Oh! Dear little girl, you really know how to joke."

"Our high-speed rail here is the only one within 300 kilometers that rural areas can take to the city. Although it’s in a rustic setting, a rule is a rule and can’t be changed for personal reasons, of course, what I mean is..."

The little pink fluff on the cow’s horn interrupted the endlessly prattling station master.

"Just tell me how much it’ll cost! I’ve been through thick and thin over the years, and there’s nothing I, Mu Xitang, can’t handle, so just name your price!"

Could it be that these rustic folks were actually wealthy landlords?

The station master’s eyes darted around as he ventured to ask.

"Cough, well, to bring these illegal items on board... let’s just say, for a single wagon alone, it would take at least a thousand gold coins to do so, and you folks seem... you know, I’m really sorry about this, girl."

Is that all?

It’s not that much, right?

Mu Xitang flipped through her cartoon wallet searching for something.

"Fine then, I guess you could be the most polite of all those success-chasing eyes."

The station master pushed up his glasses elegantly and nodded.

"Don’t mention it, you are too kind. As an excellent station master, this is part of my job."

"Hmm-hmm~"

The little pink fluff on the cow’s horn, seeing the notes in the wallet, pretended to nod thoughtfully.

"Alright, since you’re so professional, everyone knows I, Mu Xitang, have never been stingy when traveling!"

"What do you mean by that?" The station master was curious as to what trick this little girl had up her sleeve.

"Well then, let me work out the math with you. If a wagon alone needs a thousand gold coins, then adding two cows should come to at least three thousand gold coins, right?"

"Hiss, and considering the hassle of the cows’ feeding and excretion, not to mention cleaning fees and feeding costs, we couldn’t escape four thousand gold coins, could we?"

"Okay, as is widely known, I, Mu Xitang, am also a mischievous little girl. What if I break something of yours? Here, I’ll prepay another two thousand gold coins for a ’pre-damage fee’!"

"And considering our group is all dirty, taking into account the comfort of other passengers and your staff, let’s add another thousand gold coins for emotional distress!"

"Let’s do it this way, station master, a flat fee of nine thousand gold coins, how about it? I hope this won’t be too difficult for you?"

Each time Mu Xitang quoted a price, the mustachioed men and the station master shuddered.

The "upright and honest" station master didn’t even realize his glasses had slipped down to the bridge of his nose.

By the time he heard the price of nine thousand gold coins, he was sweating coldly.

Sect Hierarch Xi Tang was truly a business genius!

Seeing the reaction of the station master and the mustachioed men, the showboating Mu Xitang felt an unprecedented satisfaction in her heart!

Oh yeah!

It felt like every pore was excitedly opening up...

Was this the feeling of conquering and putting others in their place with money?

Hehe, Dr. Sun really didn’t lie to me!

Finally.

The station master, snapping out of it, pushed up his glasses and said in great admiration.

"Oh, lovely pink princess! You have calculated this so cleverly! For a moment, I’m speechless~"

"Then can we skip the security check? I hate being approached by strangers, especially dogs! If so, daddy, let’s pay!"

It would be too lowbrow for her to pay herself, so Mu Xitang tossed her wallet to Jiang Xiao, who had been silent this whole time.

’Bang!’

"Awoo, awoo, awoo..."

The "upright and honest" station master kicked away the big black dog that was baring its teeth at the little girl and bent over ninety degrees to invite them.

"There you go! Gentlemen, this way, please!"

"Alright, ten thousand, and no need for change," said Jiang Xiao without even looking, as he pulled out two gold notes with a face value of five thousand each and handed them over.

"Hey, hey, hey, isn’t this too expensive? We can’t just spend money like this even if we’re rich!"

Hei Mei felt a bit distressed, believing that the most it should cost was three thousand Gold Coins, or at most five thousand.

Unexpectedly, Little Pink Hair blurted out nine thousand, and Jiang Xiao immediately raised it to ten thousand!

"What’s to fear? Is this thing really precious? It’s not like Brother Jiang Xiao just snatches things—you know, what I mean is, people tend to voluntarily compensate Brother Jiang Xiao quite easily."

"Exactly, if money can solve the problem, there’s no need to make a fuss. Especially now since Brother Jiang Xiao is the last person who’s short on cash!"

Just as the trio was debating if they had offered too much.

Everyone realized that Jiang Xiao and the station manager had remained silent throughout.

At this moment, their gazes were firmly locked on each other, giving off the impression of a timeless, space-crossing romance.

Jiang Xiao: (๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ What’s the matter, little bro?

Wang Dayong: ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)!! Oh my mama!

With cold sweat sliding down his forehead, the station manager shuddered violently as images of past torment flashed through his mind.

"Brother Jiang Xiao, I...this, haha, hahaha, it’s been a long time, hasn’t it?"

"Mm, every time I see you, you remind me of Bai Liu."

’Snap!’

With a graceful backslide step, Wang Dayong was already on his knees.

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"Bro, it’s been a really long time since that incident, and the Bai Liu family is living well now. Could you...could you let that go? I’ve truly reformed, I’m begging for your mercy."

Oh, the woes of my heart!

The security inspectors and guards standing by were all stunned.

What’s going on?

The station manager knows this man and even calls him ’bro’?

But why did our upright station manager kneel right after saying two sentences?

And the speed and posture of his kneeling...

Honestly, it’s so practiced that it makes people sympathize...

Recognizing this kneeling figure, the trio with big mustaches also identified the man.

Wasn’t he the head of the Spirit hospital and Hengshui Prison, the one tormented by Jiang Shenkuku?

This guy had donned an ostentatious mustache and dressed like a foreigner, making them fail to recognize him at first glance.

Jiang Xiao’s mouth twitched slightly, he hadn’t even said what he planned to do to the man.

"Right, how are Da Yong and Scar-faced doing?"

"They’re living well, eating well, sleeping well. When I left, they were still standing at attention and marching daily as you demanded when you left. They’ve all been fattened up; I swear I haven’t mistreated them at all."

As Wang Dayong spoke, tears started to fall.

Oh heavens!

Oh earth!!

It’s bad enough that I couldn’t escape this freak when I went from a nine-star Spirit hospital to an eight-star Hengshui Prison.

And now, darn it, I’m working on international maps in Europe and America.

Why are you still haunting me?

Is it... like we’re cursed to clash or something?!

Damn!

Feeling outrageously aggrieved in his heart, Wang Dayong started to sob loudly.

Without waiting for Jiang Xiao to interrogate him, he spilled everything.

Wang Dayong: (;´༎ຶ┏ਊ┓༎ຶ`)

"Wuuu~ Brother Jiang Xiao, this time, as a small boss from a nine-star Kaidan, I’m just a lowly station manager!"

"I swear I haven’t done anything bad, wuuu, and don’t laugh, but the main reason I came here was that I heard there were many women, and I thought I’d come to feast my eyes and comfort my, ahem, heart that you’ve moved..."

"I didn’t even dare to force these women, for fear that one day you might bring your righteous judgment upon me; otherwise, I wouldn’t be so happy over getting ten thousand Gold Coins. With the money, I could indulge in my pleasures openly."

"Am I not right? Just ask Maria! I’ve really been here for only five days!"

The woman he referred to as Maria, the security inspector, immediately confirmed the truth of Wang Dayong’s words.

She attested that Wang Dayong was indeed a high-level international manager who had recently been transferred, a man of terrifying ability but incredibly humble disposition.

Everyone: ...

It’s really all about fate, international manager Da Yong, bro.

But you, coming from a nine-star level of the bizarre to a seven-star Kaidan, don’t dare to do anything evil and can only act as a station manager making a bit of money for tickets—aren’t you developing a bit too meagerly?