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Chapter 234 - 202: Like Father, Like Daughter

Chapter 234: Chapter 202: Like Father, Like Daughter

Alright.

The seemingly indifferent Bao’er obviously didn’t want to argue with Wang Dayong.

Moreover, the kid did seem to have turned over a new leaf.

As for the banknote~

Despite Da Yong’s flattered and astonished expression, Jiang Xiao still gave him the money.

Anyone could figure it out with their butt, you can’t take it out of here, and even if you did, our Dragon Country wouldn’t recognize this kind of money!

Giving it to him would also prevent him from causing trouble behind the scenes; it didn’t matter to himself, but he was mainly worried about the little pink-haired girl.

With ten thousand banknotes in hand, Wang Dayong finally had a gleam in his eyes.

"Thank you, Brother Jiang Xiao! Thank you! My admiration for you is like the endless torrent of the river, flowing continuously, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, once started, it is unstoppable..."

"Humph!"

Mu Xitang, who had been ignored for a long time, interrupted Wang Dayong’s flattery with a cold snort.

"Shut up, lead the way. Get everything settled for me, or else you know what my dad’s capable of..."

The little pink-haired girl was not very satisfied, because her dad had once again stolen her thunder.

This girl is calling Jiang Xiao daddy?

Doesn’t that mean...

Wang Dayong was shocked, fuck! No way? Did this man really bring out the "daughter" from the Kaidan!

Holy shit!!

Though he was shocked inside, he didn’t dare delay and immediately started sucking up to this prestigious little girl.

"Yo! My eyes are poor, my eyes are poor, isn’t this the little princess! Oh, I was just saying, a mere equivalent exchange for Brother Jiang Xiao is nothing!"

"I can tell from your demeanor, you will surely surpass your father in brilliance! At such a young age, you’ve already given an old hand like me in Kaidan a sense of oppression, if you go all out, I probably wouldn’t stand a chance."

Flattery didn’t work on Jiang Xiao.

But it worked wonders on Mu Xitang.

Lucky the little pink-haired girl didn’t have a tail, or it would definitely have been sticking up to the sky.

(๑•̀д•́๑): "Isn’t that obvious, I, hmph! Who in the martial world doesn’t know Mu Xitang’s name, you..."

Mu Xitang glanced at the others, noticed no one cared about her, and then whispered to Wang Dayong.

(๑•̀ก•́๑): "Cough, well, when you have time, help promote me a bit more, I won’t forget to look after you in the future."

Wang Dayong was stunned, what the hell?

This little loli likes to pretend huh?

After whispering, the little pink hair’s expression became severe.

(๑◔◡◔ิ): "Hey, did you hear what I just said clearly?"

Wang Dayong immediately snapped out of his dumbfounded state.

"I know, I know! Xi Tang is invincible, sweeping through Kaidan unrivaled! My respect for you is heartfelt! See that super-clear LED blue-light big screen above our heads? I will play Xi Tang’s glorious deeds 24 hours a day, non-stop, with dynamic photos!"

Pretending not to care much, Mu Xitang waved her hand.

"Oh, all these things are useless to me since I’ve reached the state of not being swayed by worldly joys or sorrows, but since you’re so keen, I won’t say anything."

Eventually, Wang Dayong took more than a dozen different styles of photos and videos of Mu Xitang.

She even forced him to swear an oath to keep them in circulation, unless Wang Dayong died, he shouldn’t stop playing them!

Wang Dayong almost cried again.

What kind of super high-maintenance character is this?

Saying she didn’t care, but that venomous oath was too cruel even for a wily old ghost like him!

A total of 64 venomous oaths.

The simplest death involved his entire family and all direct relatives getting repeatedly crushed from front and back.

Well.

From Wang Dayong’s personal feeling, it was just like father, like daughter.

This pink-haired loli would surely be something else when she grew up; she could probably hound Kaidan to death!

Most importantly, Mu Xitang said she had two more of these kinds of "daughters" that daddy hadn’t brought out yet...

Mu Xitang fiddled with her phone, which was full of the photos she had taken.

Very satisfied!

By then, Bai Yi and Shi Shi would definitely be green with envy!

Thinking about the image of the two women envying her made Mu Xitang grin nonstop.

"What’s your name? Da Yong, right? Very well, very well. Though mountains do not meet, rivers might; until we meet again on the roads ahead!"

Oh please, no more meetings, Wang Dayong just wanted to hurry up and send them off.

Da Yong and the other two bearded men were already speechless.

How exactly had Mu Xitang leveled up her tech tree?

Her crude acting skills could only fool herself, right?

Big Bearded Man: (▀̿ ┏口┓▀̿̿≠)"Uh, Sect Hierarch Xi Tang, don’t you feel a bit..."

Mu Xitang: o.O"A bit what?"

Seeing that Mu Xitang had the same dimwitted look in her eyes as Jiang Xiao, the big bearded man stopped pressing the question.

He was thinking the same thing as Wang Dayong now.

Like father, like daughter.

The trio exchanged glances and all sighed.

Oh well, might as well join the pink-haired girl in acting, just pretend not to notice~

[I should ignore what I should cooperate with in your performance♬]

[What should I become in order to fit into the play♪]

.....

At that moment, the security officer was hesitating, looking uncertainly at station master Wang Dayong.

"Bro, are you just going to let them through? I’m worried..."

"Worried my ass! What’s it to you? Just tell me, is the money in our hands or not?"

"But isn’t this kind of not quite according to the rules..."

"Who cares about so many rules? I’m the station master, my rules are the rules!"

"But..."

"No more buts! Green light them all the way, and don’t let the high-speed train staff offend them. I’ll take the responsibility!" Seeing the clueless look on the security officer’s face, Wang Dayong got furious.

He hadn’t said a word yet, could you be any blinder?

What do you want me to do? Not let them through?

And again, tie up another clueless black dog and reveal Mu Xitang’s bizarre identity?

Then what?

Recognize her, then what?

Fight with that lunatic?

You morons wouldn’t think that the guy who hasn’t spoken is easy to bully, would you?

Surviving in the world of Kaidan for so long, Wang Dayong relied on just a few skills.

Cowardice, treachery, betrayal, double-dealing, framing, and taking care of someone’s wife!

Besides, the title of "Station Master" might seem small in this magical world of Analog Horror.

But in the three-acre land of the high-speed train station, he, Wang Dayong, is the undisputed king!

.....

"There’s no direct train to the Romiya Church?"

Looking at the scrolling electronic screen, Curly frowned.

"We have to take the high-speed train to Lunte City first, then switch to a bus or take a taxi to the remote church, wait, the church’s location is so secluded, there might not even be a bus."

"Normal, for a modernized city, it’s typical for superstitious places like churches to be built off-center, right?"

"Nonsense! It’s all Analog Horror now, why bring up that?"

While they were discussing their route, a petulant voice interrupted them.

"Daddy, daddy, look, the door is too small, looks like the bull can’t go through."

Mu Xitang stood on the bullhorn, comparing the position of the high-speed rail’s electric door and realized she was a head taller than the door.

Everyone: ...