I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 232 - 200 Can I Get in the Car?

Chapter 232: Chapter 200 Can I Get in the Car?

"Meeting for the first time?"

Jack’s words were fine on their own, but once he said them, the villagers instantly blew up!

"Fuck-y squid-shit! You know it’s our first meeting?! You should ask your pals how they treated us when we first met! Fellas, let’s get ’em!"

After Pete finished, he didn’t give Jack a chance to respond, directly rallying the villagers to go into a collective frenzy.

We’re screwed.

There was no way little buds like them could rest according to the plan in this situation, only insane sprinting while playing tough.

Shit!

Were they chased by a big-horned dairy cow all last night, without even getting a wink of sleep, and now had to start running for their lives again?

"Captain Xiaoya, we can’t keep going on like this, we’ll either get trapped or starve to death, you know!"

"Shit! I was also soaked in the river for so damned long!"

"Captain Xiaoya, that thing... your hypnosis..."

"Private Marseyo! Can’t you see how many people are chasing us? Screw hypnosis, just run!"

Fuck this!

Anyone in the know would think they’d been chosen for some Analog Horror.

And those who didn’t know might bloody well think they’d signed up for some sort of marathon parkour competition.

Damn it, after being here for so long, all they knew was to run!

...

"Hey, you two are running so slow, you’re slacking, aren’t you? But I won’t tell Daddy, hehe~"

Mu Xitang didn’t choose to sit in the cart, but instead sat cross-legged on Big Flower’s horns, directing with a flourish.

The two dairy cows ’mooed’ unhappily a few times.

Although they knew Jiang Xiao brought them along for their own good, why did they have to pull the cart?

I mean, really.

Let the horse pull the cart, and we could just follow behind, right?

Hmm?

The two dairy cows had a point.

At the end of the day, it was just Jiang Xiao’s not-so-smart brain forgetting about this...

Watching the little pink-furred one whisper to the two dairy cows in front, the man with the big beard in the carriage watched the scene with a wistful expression.

"Brother Jiang Xiao, speaking of which, my little cotton-padded jacket is about the same age as yours; she also likes to whisper to the little animals."

Curly Hair was nonchalant, his son also had a particular fondness for small animals, so he started talking.

"Last year for his birthday, I got him a puppy, and the kid cried his eyes out. This year, he’s been pestering me to get him a female one, something about companionship for the male."

When he found out that Curly Hair’s son had been diligently cleaning up after and feeding the dog, including taking it out for a walk on sunny days,

Hei Mei strongly urged Curly Hair to fulfill his child’s wish.

"As long as he’s been seriously taking care of the dog over the past year, why not get another one?~"

"What’s wrong with liking animals? It fosters a sense of responsibility and compassion in children, and nurtures their loving nature from a young age."

At this point, Hei Mei adopted a look of exasperated disappointment.

"Not like my own kid, only knows how to be naughty. He was yelling for a dog too, and when we got one, he was over it in less than a month. Now I’m the one taking care of it, really too much! If only he was as good as your children~"

Hearing Hei Mei praise his child, Curly Hair couldn’t help but feel a bit smug.

"Hehehe, what you have is the reaction of most kids, eh? Children as outstanding as my son and Bearded Bro’s daughter aren’t that common. By the way, Bearded Bro, did you know in Dragon Country there is a custom called child betrothal, which is..."

Curly Hair’s words were abruptly cut off by an angry interruption from the big-bearded man.

"Shut it! Don’t jinx us! Are you two about to start reminiscing about the good times with your families next and then deliver some last words? Shit! After this scene plays out in those melodramatic TV shows, they’re sure not to last three episodes!"

Uh-oh...

Both Curly Hair and Hei Mei went rigid.

They immediately realized their faux pas and held their mouths shut tightly.

After a while, when they saw Mu Xitang skillfully slide down Big Flower’s back and suckle from her belly,

Big Beard’s eyes brightened, and he gestured decisively.

"Hmm, I’ve made a decision! Once I’m back, I’ll also buy a dairy cow for my precious daughter to cuddle and suckle!"

Everyone: ????

This...

"Cough, Bearded Bro, I don’t know if I should speak my mind, but cuddling and suckling... isn’t that a bit... inelegant?"

Hearing Curly Hair’s words, Hei Mei nodded in agreement, indicating that it indeed wasn’t very ladylike, the image... a bit too abstract.

"Elegant?"

Big Beard cracked a smile.

"In Bear Country, who needs elegance! I hope my daughter grows up to be as strong as Sect Hierarch Xi Tang, hoo-rah!"

Everyone: (°ー°〃)???

It must be said, the warrior nation’s train of thought definitely doesn’t run on the same tracks as normal folks.

In any average household, they’d prefer girls to be a bit more refined.

And one more crucial point, little pink-furred was naturally beautiful—she could make cuddling and suckling a cow look cute, but if you switch to someone else...

"We’ve arrived! Daddy daddy! It looks like we’re here!"

Mu Xitang, with milk froth still on the corners of his mouth, waved excitedly at the few people inside the carriage.

The group inside pondered the speed and calculated that it shouldn’t even be noon yet.

Which meant they arrived over half an hour earlier than Loki had predicted.

It seemed that the two milk cows were much faster than the horse.

The two cows quickly brought everyone to the train waiting hall.

"Daddy daddy daddy! Look, you need to come out and see this!"

What now?

When everyone lifted the carriage curtains, they were all flabbergasted.

Heimei: (ŎﾛŎ๑) "Holy shit!"

Curly: Σ(ﾟдﾟlll) "Holy shit!!"

Big Beard: d(ŐдŐ‧̣̥̇) "Holy shit! Am I freaking blind?!"

Even Jiang Xiao was at a loss for words for a moment.

The two cows, clearly unaccustomed to such a scene, nervously paced back and forth in the hall.

Looking at the high-speed train station in front of them...

How to put it, you couldn’t say it was very similar to the one in the real world, it was exactly the same!

It was brimming with modern vibes.

Not only was there scrolling display of station information, but inside the waiting hall, apart from ordinary plastic chairs, there were also coin-operated massage chairs.

There were even "ten yuan quick haircuts" and those KTV singing booths that could fit two or three people!

Glancing back at the road they had come down.

Behind them wasn’t the Yellow Plateau, but at the very least, it had an authentic rural air.

"The visual, it’s kind of disjointed..."

At this moment, the audience in Dragon Country’s live-streaming room had all stood up.

The place where Jiang Xiao was truly stunned them for a hundred years!

Their world had such things?

It completely shattered their previous understanding of Kaidan!

"Rule Eight: If you need to choose to take the subway, remember not to make eye contact with Them, don’t bend over to tie your shoelaces, and remove any reflective objects from your shoes beforehand."

"Everyone check your shoes, remove everything from them!"

Who They are, they could only find out one step at a time.

There wasn’t a single person inside the high-speed train, and facing Jiang Xiao’s unexpected arrival, the train’s security staff quickly arrived with the guards.

And all these people were women.

The black dog led by the female guard made Jiang Xiao’s pupils constrict. This couldn’t be such bad luck, right?

"Hello, are you here to take this high-speed train?"

"Why? Don’t I look like it?"

Er...

The loli security personnel believed she had never looked down on anyone.

But...

Barging into the hall with a milk cow carriage, isn’t that showing a bit of disrespect to us?!

And their dirty garb, it’s the real deal of peasants entering the city!

"The fare is 10 Gold Coins per person, as for the carriage and milk cows... You’ll need to figure that out on your own, or you could opt to have them looked after in our hall, but the guard fee is 3 Gold Coins a day."

Wow!

No wonder the villagers didn’t venture into the city, just judging by the price.

A well-off family in Morro Town works hard all year to earn barely around twenty Gold Coins.

"No, I need to bring them with me on the high-speed train."

The little pink-haired one immediately objected to leaving the cows behind, leaping onto a cow’s horn and refusing to come down, fearing they’d be left behind.

"Um, I’ll add ten more Gold Coins, can I take the cows with me then?"

The security officer helplessly shook her head, her answer decisive.

"Sorry sir, the rules are the rules, you are not allowed to bring oversized luggage or livestock on board, we hope you can understand."

"Our carriage counts as luggage too? Also, take a good look at these milk cows, they aren’t just any livestock, they fall under the category of pets."

Security officer: ?????

Calling cows pets, you’re quite the talent.

"The carriage counts as luggage?"

Your so-called luggage is practically another form of transportation!

"Forget it, I see you can’t make the decision as a mere security officer, call out your station master or someone who has a say."

"Station master... look at them..."

The security officer sought help with a glance at a man standing next to Jiang Xiao.

Turns out the station master had arrived next to Jiang Xiao at some point, just without saying a word.

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