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Chapter 221 - 189: What Do You Think I’m Doing?

Chapter 221: Chapter 189: What Do You Think I’m Doing?

While the other four were desperately trying to avoid Jiang Xiao’s all-encompassing strike,

Aly couldn’t believe her smooth, unscathed cheeks as she rubbed them and asked incredulously.

"Oh my God, I swear, this thing doesn’t seem to have much lethality; it’s even less violent than Count Guaamos’s leather boots..."

Uh.

The jubilant little pink-haired stopped her ecstatic dancing.

Dad’s shot doesn’t hurt when it hits someone?

The audience watching was also somewhat stunned at this moment.

[If I’m not mistaken, Jiang God just fired an energy beam? Is that even possible for humans?]

[What’s so surprising? Is there a problem with Donggan Superman firing his energy waves?]

[The main thing is that he didn’t shout ’energy beams’ or anything; he shouted something about ’striking’ and it didn’t even hurt...]

[Who needs damage? I’m just asking if you think it’s cool or not!]

Cool is definitely cool, after all, the pink-haired Sect Hierarch even said he was a disaster waiting to happen.

...

Seeing that Jiang Xiao’s all-out attacks weren’t doing any damage, madam Irina charged at Jiang Xiao again.

But this time, Jiang Xiao chose not to defend and decisively went on the offensive!

With just a light tap of his toes, he leaped into the air, avoiding a barrage of bullets from Loki.

At the same time, he came crashing down with a gravity acceleration right onto Irina’s face!

"Awei Eighteen Forms... Guanyin Sitting Lotus!"

"Bring it on!"

Old lady Irina struck a standard archery horse stance, raising her arms, and launched an overwhelming move at Jiang Xiao.

Meet force with force against Jiang God?

The curly-haired trio in the distance couldn’t bear to watch.

You’ve got to know, this is the guy who could lift a giant-horned cow just with brute strength!

’Bang!’

Just as expected.

Irina vanished on the spot, leaving a human-shaped crater in the solid wooden floor of the tavern.

Damn!

Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ

The others gasped in shock when they saw what had happened.

Clearly, the power this man had unleashed was beyond their expectations, but they did not choose to back down.

After all, it’s normal for madam Irina to be weaker with age.

The rest of them are in their prime!

’Bang Bang Bang!’

Loki seized the opportunity for another series of shots, which Jiang Xiao evaded with a hawk’s flip.

’Clang!’

With the crisp sound of a blade being drawn, Jiang Xiao’s body, without any leverage in mid-air, somehow contorted in an anti-human maneuver, avoiding Swordsman’s stealthy lethal strike!

’Bang Bang Bang!’

’Ding~’

Another series of gunshots, but among them, a distinct ringing sound.

In addition to Loki’s sniper shots, Aly’s eyes shot out laser beams like the Scarlet Witch.

’Pfft~’

This time, Jiang Xiao couldn’t dodge, and his forearm was pierced straight through.

The wound didn’t even have time to bleed before it was cauterized by the residual heat of the laser...

After such a vicious strike, there wasn’t even a hint of pain on Jiang Xiao’s face; he just silently pulled out the shovel strapped to his back.

"You guys are done for, all of you are finished today..."

At this moment, no one on the scene thought the man’s weapon was crude.

Their teamwork just now could have killed 99% of humans!

Especially considering that all this was based on the premise that Loki provided sniper fire from behind and the nun was giving blessings.

If not for dodging those bullets, Jiang Xiao might not have been pierced by Aly’s laser vision.

"Dad, we’re here to help you!"

Taking advantage of the fierce battle, Mu Xitang had freed the three bearded men and even led over two struggling cows to support.

"No need, I can handle it myself; you won’t be able to dodge the bullets."

Jiang Xiao urged the others to leave, indicating he was enough on his own.

Still so arrogant even when injured?

You’re underestimating people a bit too much, aren’t you?!

Especially the proud Swordsman, whose long sword even started to emit a humming sound.

"Oh God, please grant me this lethal strike!"

Martha understood and directed the Bible’s blessing solely onto Swordsman.

"Lord, if your hand is powerful enough to do good, please bestow it upon him! Do not hesitate to inflict punishment on the deserving sinner, for only the wicked shall be cut off from the world, and the deceitful shall indeed be uprooted."

"Awei Eighteen Forms... Fierce Dragon Crossing the River!"

’Whoosh!’

In Swordsman’s vision, Jiang Xiao disappeared at lightning speed.

Then, a nasty gust appeared behind him.

Not good!

His reaction was quick, but not quick enough!

A voice devoid of emotion had already manifested behind him.

"Awei Eighteen Forms... Kato’s Finger!"

A finger jabbed right into Swordsman’s sensitive spot, causing his body to go weak.

And in that brief moment, the long sword in Swordsman’s hand had vanished without a trace.

"You punk, give back the sword..."

"Bang!!!"

Before the Swordsman could finish his sentence, a shovel larger than his face smacked right into it.

Clean and efficient, he was taken down in one fell swoop!

"Next."

Jiang Xiao’s tone was so emotionless it was like a reaper demanding a soul.

By now, three out of five were gone.

And the remaining three lacked the strength to confront him head-on.

That is to say, it was already too late for Martha and her companions to even think of running.

The bearded trio, after a night of humiliation, steadfastly guarded the only door to the tavern.

However, to everyone’s surprise, Jiang Xiao didn’t choose to pursue his advantage.

First, he took the sheath from the Swordsman and slung it around his waist.

Seemingly not yet satisfied,

he also took the Swordsman’s cowboy hat and put it on his own head.

"Hmm, looks the part now."

Then he thoroughly searched the Swordsman....

In total, 54 gold coins, 7 silver coins, an old pocket watch, a pair of boots, a pair of combat trousers, and a trench coat...

Had the bearded trio not held onto him for dear life, Jiang Xiao would’ve liked nothing better than to strip even the Swordsman’s unmentionables.

Then, he gave the lady Irina the same treatment, stripping her clean of anything worth a copper coin!

He even took the old lady’s boots!

The reason was simple, the rule was crystal clear.

[Rule 2: You may utilize anything you see or touch (everything).]

This?

Loki, being a big guy, was still okay, but Martha’s and Irina’s expressions turned sour.

If they lost, did they have to endure being stripped naked and looted by this pervert?

┗( 0﹏0 )┛ "I, I surrender, I give up!"

Irina chose to surrender right away!

She was of noble birth and couldn’t be stripped bare like some village wench.

"You!"

Martha’s face turned purple.

With the somewhat capable Irina surrendering, could she, a Mage, and Loki, who had just suffered an injury to his crown jewels, hope to face such a formidable opponent on their own?

Anyone with half a brain would realize there was no chance of winning.

Quickly assessing the situation, Martha made a swift decision.

"I, cough, oh, sorry, then I surrender too, today has been a complete disaster..."

Martha spoke meekly, knowing when to admit defeat and brace for impact.

She had accepted her loss; now all she wanted was to preserve her life.

What she couldn’t understand was why this powerful human would associate with demons.

Seeing the two women surrender, Loki shockingly chose to make a break for it!

He even fired a few shots at the bearded guys with his Golden Eagle pistol.

"Make way, make way! You fellas better move, cause my bullets don’t turn corners!"

"Is that so?"

His escape was too slow, and Jiang Xiao easily caught up to him.

Loki felt the weapons slip from his hands, and not until he pulled the empty triggers did he realize the guns were gone.

What?

What kind of thief’s trick was this?

Mu Xitang caught up too, leaning close to Jiang Xiao whispering this and that, muttering a mouthful.

Yo ho!

Jiang Xiao listened intently, eyes growing brighter by the second, nodding frequently.

The bearded man who failed to escape started to beg on the spot.

"Buddy, oh, you gotta listen to me. I’ve learned my lesson, look at my little brother! It’s been seriously injured, for his sake, please let me go."

Watching the pitiful Loki, Jiang Xiao remained unmoved, even going so far as to chamber a round and point it at his groin.

(つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿̿̿̿̿̿ʘ̆ꇴʘ̆)つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿

"Really? Let me see!"

Oh crap!

Jiang Xiao’s expression was that of a true pervert, scaring Loki into subconsciously shuffling backwards.

"I’ll let you go, but you have to give me the 2000 floral coins, a truckload of heavy weapons, and, and..."

Jiang Xiao cocked his head, and the fluffy pink-haired one quickly whispered a reminder in his ear.

"Oh oh oh! And those enchanted bullets, I want them all!"

Loki: ???

What do I owe you?

"When did I promise to give you these things?"

"But didn’t you just say you had them?"

Just now?

Wasn’t that the price he haggled with the nun just before?

"I have them, so I have to give them to you? Why? Aren’t you just a plain robber?!"

Jiang Xiao spread his hands, feigning innocence.

┑(￣Д￣)┍

"Otherwise, what do you think I’m doing right now?"

Everyone: ???