I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 220 - 188: Awei Eighteen Forms: Infinite Cumshots!

Chapter 220: Chapter 188: Awei Eighteen Forms: Infinite Cumshots!

Yo-ho!

Following the direction of the little pink-haired girl’s finger, Jiang Xiao’s eyes went wide.

Jiang Xiao: (*⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)=͟͟͞͞➳

Good stuff!

Definitely good stuff right there!

Watching the unexpected guest whose eyes lit up with greed, the tavern began to grow chaotic.

The swordsman who had planned to trade also flicked his wrist, and the long sword was sheathed at the small of his back.

Damn!

It was clear the guy was here to snatch treasures!

Could it be that this nun had arranged for backup to betray us?

That was everyone’s first reaction.

But they quickly dismissed the thought.

Because the nun’s actions also showed a bit of panic, and she didn’t look informed beforehand.

"Who the hell are you?"

Kael asked, covering his groin and addressing Jiang Xiao.

"Your daddy!"

Jiang Xiao shielded Mu Xitang behind him at the counter as he spoke.

"Daddy, they don’t seem that bad, don’t kill them all."

"No worries, I know how to pull my punches! I’ll leave one alive, the rest are getting buried."

Uhh...

"Not that bad" "Don’t kill them all" "Leave one alive"

In just two sentences, this father-daughter duo had sentenced these people to death.

Without even a trial, no less.

Now, the big shots in the room were still somewhat flustered.

What the hell, not sparing a single one? That kind of talk is a little disrespectful, isn’t it?

"I’m not saying anything, buddy, but what damn road are you from to be so aggressive?"

Huh?

The accent of the sable-clad lady Irina...

The trio of resentful folks who were still bound looked at Irina in amazement.

What’s with her strong dialect from the Northeast?

What happened to her awkward, marmot-like translator’s accent just now?

"Oh, I get it now, this must be the ’daddy’ the pink devil mentioned? Didn’t expect it, he’s a human after all. Probably just like those three idiots, an Awakener with a bewitched mind, right?"

Martha said casually, but her body instinctively moved closer to the other four.

A devil?

Jiang Xiao raised an eyebrow.

The devil she’s talking about must be the anomalies from Analog Horror, right?

"You did well to remind us, but no need next time, thanks."

Seeing the five had no intention of running, Jiang Xiao wasn’t in a hurry to make a move and instead checked Mu Xitang’s condition.

Luckily, it was just some superficial injuries. The serious injuries were sustained by the two dairy cows and the big bearded guys, after all, Martha wanted to sell Mu Xitang for a big price, so she wouldn’t wreck her goods.

After ensuring the little pink-haired girl was alright, Jiang Xiao was ready to get involved.

"I’m a reasonable person. So here’s the deal: each of you will pay me for the mental trauma and compensation for kidnapping my daughter and the two dairy cows. Then I might consider letting you off the hook."

As soon as Jiang Xiao said this, the five opposite him hadn’t even replied.

The three big victims behind him were about to jump with anger.

Bro?

You even counted in the dairy cows but forgot us three?

Black girl: ᥬ(#ᵒ̴̶̷̥́﹏ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)

"If I look at you again, will I still feel the same, how pure I had to be when I was your minion..."

Curly hair: (Ϡ)ᵒ̴̶̷̥́凸ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀(#)

"Don’t snatch the pink-haired girl’s pacifier, won’t go for your treasure~"

Big bearded guy: (;´༎ຶ┏ਊ┓༎ຶ`)

"Today, I lick your boots, and you turn face just like that~"

Uhh...

Seeing the resentful expressions on the three victims’ faces, the little pink-haired girl nudged Jiang Xiao’s arm.

Mu Xitang: (๑•̀ก•́๑) "Ahem, daddy, we still have three teammates..."

Jiang Xiao: o.O? "Huh? Teammates? What teammates?"

Looking around as blankly as a stunned chicken for any trace of his teammates, it seemed he really had no recollection of having any.

Jiang Xiao: O.o? "Oh! Right, I have teammates! So your Compensation needs to be at least doubled! Not only do you have to compensate me, but I also have to take my share for the teammates I’ve apparently lost!"

Everyone: ????

The trio of resentful folks: ????

Hey?

What the hell, your teammates just died?

Are you kidding me?

That dumbstruck look on your face clearly shows you have no clue about or haven’t seen any teammates, alright?

What the hell are you scanning back and forth for?

Your three teammates are right behind you, aren’t they?

Can you please stop looking around with those eyes filled with "wisdom"?

"This guy... does he have a problem?"

As Yali spoke, she even pointed to her own head.

Indicating that the man before them might have a screw loose...

Kael, clutching his crotch, also nodded, feeling that this man indeed wasn’t very bright.

"God says that the eyes are the windows to the soul, but... this man’s window is clearly not letting any light through, blocking all of God’s wise radiance outside."

Watching the few people pointing and gesturing at him, Jiang Xiao’s expression grew even more unfriendly.

"Hey, what are you all muttering about? Pay up or get buried."

They’re threatening us now?

The group exchanged glances and ultimately nodded slowly to each other.

Let’s do it together, take him down!

Although he’s a fool, since he can be called "Dad" by a demon, he must have some tricks up his sleeve!

"Charge!"

Swordsman was the first to draw his sword and make a move.

"That’s right, take him down!"

Yali’s eyes covered in a layer of white-hot light.

"My groin hurts, I’ll provide cover for you guys!"

Kael, nursing his crotch injury, took two steps back and drew out his twin golden Desert Eagles.

It was unexpected that Irina, the old lady, turned out to be the strong type, her muscles suddenly tearing her gorgeous dress apart.

"This is terrible, I can’t believe I have to fight at my age~"

Martha began bestowing blessings on everyone else.

"Lord ah! In this way, you must be present, graced and wise before God and man like you..."

It was a necessary evil, her methods were effective against demons, but when it came to humans, the effect was discounted by more than half.

...

Watching the five people who suddenly rose up with all their might at their disposal.

Jiang Xiao still had the leisure to help tidy up Mu Xitang’s messy bangs.

"Xi Tang, does it still hurt?"

The little pink-haired stood with hands on hips, full of pride.

"With them try to hurt me? How could that be, did you see that bearded fellow? He was almost taken out by my knee!"

Although Mu Xitang boasted fiercely, her slightly pale complexion didn’t escape Jiang Xiao’s notice.

So next—

Jiang Xiao squinted his eyes at the few people charging towards him.

Just as he was about to forcefully settle the score, the little pink-haired spoke up.

"Dad, I want to see that, you know, that kind of move with a really imposing name, that kind of martial arts."

Huh?

"Got it, got it!"

’Clap!’

Suddenly, Jiang Xiao brought his hands together and everyone felt a strange power being gathered between his palms from the air around them.

"Awei Eighteen Forms... Immaculate Conception! Ha!"

A spherical orb was sent flying from Jiang Xiao’s palms, shooting straight towards the onrushing group.

Everyone: ???

Swordsman did a flip and dodged the small orb of light from Jiang Xiao’s hands.

The rest stumbled a bit in their steps.

It wasn’t the power of the orb that scared them, but the name of the technique was a bit, well?

Dare you to say that again, what the hell is that move?

Man, we’re seriously brawling here, and you’re throwing out these embarrassing technique names, isn’t that ruining the mood?

Mu Xitang:

"Oh! Daddy’s so cool, that’s the way! More, more! Xi Tang loves watching, it’s so cool!"

Everyone: ???

Where the hell is that cool, huh?!

"Oh, then take a look at this."

Jiang Xiao repeated the trick, both hands creating phantoms!

"Awei Eighteen Forms... Infinite Immaculate Conceptions! Ah da da da da da~~~~"

Everyone: ?!!!

Wang Defa?! Defa defa defa?!

The... the insulting nature of this technique is just too strong!

Why give such a magnificent move such an embarrassing name?!

And Yali, caught off guard, was struck square in the face.

Jiang Xiao: (＜･益･)＜‥‥...－─＝≡(#ᵒ̴̶̷̥́﹏ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)

Mu Xitang (ʃƪ⁰̷̴)꒨(⁰̷̴): "Oh oh oh!!"

Seeing her dad looking so mighty and cool, the little pink-haired was so happy she could practically take off right there on the spot!

Cool!

Dad is really too cool!

"Daddy! You look like that, you know... Yeah! Like that Super Saiyan, Speedy Tragedy Tower!"

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