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Chapter 222 - 190: Firearms are My Natural Talent, but Close Combat... is Also My Hobby!

Chapter 222: Chapter 190: Firearms are My Natural Talent, but Close Combat... is Also My Hobby!

"Real robbers, huh!"

This guy didn’t even bother to come up with a lame excuse for visiting Grandma Li.

And what’s worse, he had the gall to say such shameless things right in front of his daughter.

Wasn’t he afraid of setting a bad example for the kids?

Uh...

What?

You say his daughter is a pure little devil, oh, well, that’s different then.

Yalimasha and Martha were also in the back, persuading Loki, the gang leader.

"Loki, just surrender, it’s better to save your life!"

"That’s right, now is not the time to be stubborn, or things might get really messy."

Faced with the women’s advice, Loki just laughed coldly.

"Surrender? Ha, haha... You don’t think my tricks are just this, do you?"

Everyone was stunned.

Wait, could it be that Loki had some more tricks up his sleeve?

After all, as the biggest underground gang leader within miles, he surely had some unique methods.

Seeing everyone’s surprised expressions, Loki nodded in satisfaction.

"TsK! You got my gun and thought you’ve won? You don’t really think I, the famous Loki, am just some backstabber, do you?"

He had more tricks?

Martha subconsciously frowned.

Unbelievable, even she didn’t know what the real capabilities of this gang leader, Loki, were.

But he definitely had extraordinary methods; otherwise, he wouldn’t be in his position today.

"You think just because you saw me with two guns that my hand-to-hand combat is weak? Let me tell you!"

Loki, who had fallen to the ground, had a face full of confidence and arrogance as he kipped up from the ground and flourished a set of Tongbei Fist moves!

"Yee-haw! Firearms, that’s my talent! But up close... Ah da! It’s also... my hobby! Taste this... taste thi... huh? Eh?!"

Damn!

Loki’s arrogant expression instantly froze.

Something felt wrong to the touch.

Under everyone’s incredulous gaze, Loki slowly pulled out a "Cow Postpartum Care Level 2 Certificate" tucked in his waistband...

Everyone: ???

((유∀유|||))

Yalimasha’s body shuddered as if struck by lightning...

Wang Defa?

What’s up, bro?

Has the underworld become too tough, now you’re getting into vet tech gigs?

Firearms are your talent, but postpartum care for calves is also your hobby, huh?

That statement is spot on, howl!

"No, where the heck are my power fist gloves? Where did my waistband gloves go! Gloves! My gloves, where where where..."

While Loki was frantically flipping through his waistband like a headless fly.

Martha’s words hit him with a dose of despair.

"Uh Loki, speaking of gloves, cough, why don’t you take a look at what the devil’s dad is wearing on his hands? Looks like your gloves, doesn’t it?"

Loki looked up, only to see Jiang Xiao wearing a pair of thin, black tactical gloves, casually swinging them from side to side.

Loki: ......

Jiang Xiao: ......

"Cough, well, buddy, could you just give me back my gloves? Let’s have a fair and square face-off..."

"Not happening, my buddy once said, anything tucked in the back waist is something the person doesn’t want, don’t want it? Just give it to me then!"

"Bullshit! What kind of robber’s logic is that?! What in the world makes you think that’s reasonable? Stealing from someone in a fight, don’t you have any shame!"

Loki was hopping mad and amazed at how accurately and sneakily this kid worked!

He didn’t even notice when the gloves were swiped.

"Big guy! It wasn’t stealing, I had my eyes on it since the second I stepped into the bar!"

Loki: ???

"This isn’t about whether it’s easy to steal or not, there’s a principle in everything, who does that, stealing someone’s items in a fight?"

"That’s right, you have to be reasonable, right? If I were going to return them, why would I bother taking them in the first place!"

Everyone: ???

Comments: ???

Loki: I’m speechless!

Overall, Jiang Xiao’s reasoning seemed a bit sound... but just a bit.

It looked like Jiang Xiao finally understood the use of the gloves, then he stood still and gave a taunting shake of his head Taegeuk style, and beckoned Loki provocatively...

"But then again, I’m not returning them. What are you going to do about it? Come on, let’s have a one-on-one fight."

Everyone: ...

Yeah, if Jiang Xiao refuses to return it, what will you do, Loki?

You can’t outfight him; you can’t outtrick him, and worst of all, he’s shamelessly thick-skinned. Don’t even think about trying to morally bind him by reasoning.

"Cough!"

(๑•̀ก•́๑)

As the situation was nearly under control, a pink-haired little girl coughed from behind.

Her companions, the trio of grudgers, exchanged helpless glances,

That cough signified that Sect Hierarch Xi Tang was about to start showing off.

Though reluctant, they still shouted out the extremely embarrassing lines as their little ancestor had demanded.

Big Bearded Man o(´^｀)o: "A loud roar in the sky!"

Curly Hair (ﾉ｀⊿´)ﾉ: "Xi Tang makes a dazzling entrance!"

Black Sister (＊｀д´): "Dominating the seas for years!"

Curly Hair (乂｀д´): "Sect Hierarch, beautiful and sweet-voiced!"

Together they exclaimed, "Xi Tang existed before the heavens; Her decisions rival immortals through the ages!"

As the trio finished shouting, Mu Xitang, who was facing away from the crowd, modestly pressed her milk-stained little hand downward to signal keeping it low-key.

Mu Xitang: (๑•̀ก•́๑)

"Cough, mere fame, all mere fame, you flatter me too much. I am grateful that the people in our path hold me in such regard. Since that’s the case, Big Beard, go tie these people up."

Alright, alright...

You play like this?

As long as you’re not the one embarrassed enough to be scratching your foot, it must be someone else, right?

Mu Xitang, her face brimming with pride, completely missed the reddening faces of her trio of grudgers.

Such an embarrassing scene was a truly explosive moment, even with their lifelong experiences.

First, Big Beard dragged out Irina, whom Jiang Xiao had just plopped onto the floor.

He checked her breathing—shallow, but definitely alive.

Next was the Swordsman, who Jiang Xiao had knocked out with a shovel. It wasn’t the Swordsman’s fault; he simply couldn’t withstand the blow.

After all, the force Jiang Xiao used was terrifying—it even produced a sonic boom.

As for Yalimasha and Loki, the trio conscientiously tied each other up and squatted in line obediently.

"Cough, cough!"

Just as they had tied up the captives, Mu Xitang strolled over and started rifling through their belongings.

"Daddy! Look at the ’Search Technique’ I perform for you!"

The pink-haired girl arrogantly showed Jiang Xiao the spoils she had found.

Despite her often appearing dazed, her memory for treasures was surprisingly sharp.

She even managed to find the Holy Light Pill that Yalimasha had hidden in her cleavage.

This way, she was able to cross-reference the items she found with their recent "bargaining chips" to ensure nothing was missed.

Tsk!

Who would have thought?

Little Pink Hair’s search technique was quite proficient.

Just as Jiang Xiao was about to ask where she learned it from...

Torture Shell Binding’s captive nun spoke up.

"This powerful... I suppose I can consider you an Awakener... may I ask you a question?"

"Ask."

Martha gathered her thoughts and finally voiced her question.

"I don’t quite understand. As an Awakener, and such a powerful one at that, why would you join forces with demons? With your strength, I cannot believe this pink demon could bewitch your mind."

She mentioned demons again?

It might be called differently, but Jiang Xiao felt the "demons" she mentioned were probably what he knew as "Strange."

’Slap!’

Before Jiang Xiao could respond, Mu Xitang’s small palm had already struck the nun’s face.

Seemingly not appeased, she grabbed a cocktail from the bar area and started furiously smashing it onto Martha’s head.

Recalling how she had been bullied just moments ago...

Beaten bloody, bagged and bound, and almost sold off!

The more Little Pink Hair thought about it, the angrier she got, feeling like she alone hadn’t beaten her enough!

Not only did she beat her herself, she also called over the trio of bearded men.

"Don’t just stand there, come and join me, it’s exhausting to beat her alone!"

With each one wielding an improvised weapon—chairs, stools, anything—they really gave the nun a thorough thrashing.

"Hiss..."

Loki and Yalimasha, watching from the side, couldn’t help but shiver.

Bro, your hits are seriously ruthless; even Ultraman would have to flash his warning light after that barrage.

Especially since Little Pink Hair was attacking both physically and verbally, making fun while she fought.