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Chapter 219 - 187 It’s Okay, I Know What I’m Doing, Let’s Bury Them All
Chapter 219: Chapter 187 It’s Okay, I Know What I’m Doing, Let’s Bury Them All
The entire bar instantly fell silent.
Everyone looked at Loki, the burly man, bending over and wailing continuously in horror.
Could this have killed him outright?
Loki trembled as he supported himself on the bar to barely stand upright.
"Devil! She is a pure devil! Today, I must kill you and completely erase your soul from Morro Town!"
Having just been humiliated, Irina stood in front of Mu Xitang, her face full of smiles.
"Oh, dear Mr. Loki, you want to kill her? That’s definitely no problem, but first, you have to buy her, just like Miss Christina buys beautiful hairpins, buy her and take her home, trust me, she doesn’t belong to you right now."
Loki: ᕙ(ꐦ҉̛꒪┏口┓꒪ꐦ҉̛)☛
"Damn it! Don’t hold me back! I’m going to smash her head into a flip cover right now!"
"Calm down, calm down, what’s the big deal? Aren’t you, a mafioso from the underworld, supposed to have a bigger temper? Even the banana-selling Gianluca is more generous than you."
"Yeah, Miss Irina is right. Besides, don’t you ever reflect on yourself and ask why it’s only your crotch that the little devil targets, and not anyone else’s?"
Damn!
Victim blaming?
Everyone’s standing and talking without back pain. It’s only because it’s not your crotches being targeted!
Loki: (۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ)۶
"Do not preach goodness to others without understanding their suffering!"
Watching Loki, full of despair but firmly held back by a few people.
Mrs. Irina felt an unprecedented sense of exhilaration.
Irina: ٩(๛˘³˘)۶
"Oh, my old pal, you should know kind words warm for three winters, harsh words hurt the heart, so calm down, calm down, haha~"
Pare!
Alright, Loki is bound to take the loss today, whether he likes it or not.
But the ferocity of the pink-haired demon was beyond everyone’s expectations.
After all, she’s only four or five years old.
In their imagination, how fierce could such a young child be, no matter how fierce?
Especially since kids older than three rarely play tricks like spitting.
This was why Loki was caught off guard and successfully ambushed up close by Mu Xitang.
At this moment, Loki looked accusingly at the nun with interest.
If she had made it clear that this little demon was so vicious, how could he have been caught off guard?
Come to think of it.
It really wasn’t Martha’s fault.
Since Mu Xitang’s abilities completely restrained her, the little pink-haired had not shown any tactics from the start to the end.
So Martha subconsciously thought this pink little demon was weak.
Who would have thought not only she spat but also exploded at Loki’s sensitive parts.
"Hmph."
Mrs. Irina spoke dissatisfiedly with a cold snort.
"Sexy nun, who would dare to buy back a demon with such a personality?"
Loki echoed her sentiment.
"Right, spitting is a disgusting habit which I could still tolerate, but what if she occasionally targets your vulnerable spots, whether you’re a man or a woman, who could withstand that?"
Facing the two’s attempt to lower the price, Martha clearly wasn’t having it.
"Hehe, you think I don’t understand the market? Spare me these excuses, everybody, if that’s the highest you can go, then I might have to look for other buyers."
Martha’s face darkened under the mask.
She thought to herself that a small town will never be able to offer the high prices that city folks can.
Such a stroke of luck she probably wouldn’t encounter again in her lifetime.
So she must earn crazily, the money must be enough for her to live comfortably for the rest of her life.
Finish this deal and then retire!
"I’ll add one more Holy Light Pill, a speed-type."
Irina stepped in again, clearly very fond of the little pink-haired.
Strength and speed!
What a pity.
Strength Martha didn’t need, and speed, though nice, still wasn’t quite right.
Just like if you are a Mage.
Although you need some speed to dodge some damage.
But acceleration is far less useful than increasing damage and mana.
After all, Martha, being a traditional, stand-and-fight type of Mage, wasn’t like a Demon Exorcist kind of spell-stinger.
And even if Martha consumed a speed Holy Light Pill, she still wouldn’t be able to catch those she couldn’t catch, nor dodge attacks she couldn’t dodge.
Seeing that the nun still hadn’t made up her mind, Mrs. Irina in her mink coat followed up.
"Beautiful nun, if you’re not in a hurry, how about we go home and bring some stuff, then we can set a date to trade again, what do you think?"
Mrs. Irina suggested setting a date to trade.
Although the price of the little demon was high, the people before them were definitely able to afford it.
The main issue was that the nun arrived unexpectedly, carrying the little demon to the Moonlight Tavern to demand a trade.
Who casually carries so many good items with them?
"No way!"
Martha flatly refused!
If this matter dragged on, complications would only increase.
Not to mention that those self-proclaimed righteous missionaries and priests would undoubtedly send her straight to judgment upon seeing the little demon, and then Martha wouldn’t earn a penny.
Besides, this little demon seemed to have a demon father called "Ginger God".
Although Martha didn’t believe that this so-called Ginger God was all that powerful, it was better to avoid trouble when possible.
Especially if these people chose to arrange a trade date...
Who knows if they’d turn on each other?
What if they set a trap at the trade location in advance and ambushed her, who could she complain to?
Although the Moonlight Tavern had always strictly prohibited fighting, rules only restrained the weak—Martha was no fool!
The outlooks of the four buyers at the bar varied.
They evidently realized that if they missed this opportunity, there would be no other.
Then they gradually clenched their teeth and took out some more personal belongings.
The price was only higher, not lower than before.
Especially the money, each of them was heading into the tens of thousands!
"Although I have no money, this blade of mine... would you take a closer look?"
The usually silent Swordsman Kael finally spoke up.
The others also knew he was a foreigner, having been in Morro Town for barely three days.
But he was not weak, having chopped down a few careless fellows on his first day...
"A blade?"
Martha frowned, she was no expert in blades; who knew if she would be fooled?
"Come, take a look!"
With a ’clang’ sound!
Martha barely had a clear glimpse, and the beautiful long sword, as pretty as snow, was already laid on the bar by Kael.
The blade shone bright like snow, and on closer inspection, it even seemed to have ice-blue snowflakes slowly drifting across it, even seeming to lower the surrounding temperature...
Even Martha, who didn’t recognize value, knew this was no ordinary snowflake, it was the effect of mixing precious metals during forging and having a master build it, this blade might even... might even be better than she imagined.
"Fine blade!"
"A fine blade suits a hero; I wonder if this old lady has a chance to invite the Swordsman for a drink?"
"It’s indeed nice, better than my Holy Light Pill."
The other three buyers didn’t skimp on their praise for the blade, it truly was commendable.
"How much did it cost? Uh, what I mean is, the price you paid to acquire this blade must have been significant, right?"
Although it looked nice, Martha still had to know the cost, right?
"It wasn’t bought, I dug it up from the graves; I’ve dug up thousands of graves of historic swordsmen, who all could be found in ’Famous Blade Master Biographies.’"
The Swordsman said lightly, seemingly unaware of any impropriety.
All: ? ? ?
Wang Defa?
Alright, so you’re playing this game then?
We thought you were an emotionless killer who wouldn’t blink at murder, but you turned out to be a Grave Robber?
The Swordsman’s prestige instantly plummeted in everyone’s eyes...
Just like everyone at first thought you were Hua Yunfei, a man coerced by the jianghu life, but you turned out to be Duan De...
If that’s the case.
Martha rapidly weighed her options.
Antiques + Fine Blade + Celebrity Relics.
Although shady, and probably difficult to sell...
But once she met someone knowledgeable and willing to buy, then this blade could truly be said to be invaluable!
’Bang!’
Just then.
The solid 30-centimeter-thick wooden door of the Moonlight Tavern was instantaneously smashed open!
They’re here!
Father and daughter nearly simultaneously spoke with one mind.
"Who dares touch my family’s little pink furball! Watch daddy dig out these people’s mortality today, then bury them all!"
"Daddy! What treasures! All such treasures! This blade is so badass, awesome! Quick, grab it!"
Somehow, Mu Xitang’s face had turned an excited red!
She distinctly remembered the guidance her father had given her before coming.
And that was to find treasures!
Seeing these people taking out one treasure after another, she even forgot to scold them, her eyes only saw treasures!
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