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Chapter 195 - 168: The Trade with the Wagyu King

Chapter 195: Chapter 168: The Trade with the Wagyu King

"The... the second iconic scene? Old tree root technique?"

"To say this scene is earth-shattering in the entire modern history of mankind is no exaggeration."

"The buddy on the second floor is being somewhat conservative, I think in terms of earth-shattering level, we should at least start from the cavemen on top of the mountain."

"Er, am I the only one who sees that big, smoking green bull?"

"Big Bull: Doesn’t anyone want to speak up for me?"

At this point, the entire live stream had even forgotten to urge Jiang Xiao to hurry up and hit the road.

Everyone was immersed in the visual shock he had brought to them.

...

The three big saps and Mu Xitang were already dumbstruck.

Jiang Xiao’s old tree root technique...

Purely like setting off fireworks inside a little cow... It blew my mind!

Such a tight wrap with his arms and legs!

No matter how much the little cow struggled, Jiang Xiao remained completely unmoved!

And the most key point was,

Because the little cow went completely mad with stress, running hither and thither,

Kuku sucking milk beneath its belly was seen by the other big-horned milk cows.

And Jiang Xiao stubbornly kept on sucking without letting go!

Even the purebred cattle thought that this human was just too beastly!

Cows: ???

Bull King: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

Queen Cow: =͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)

Calf: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!

What... what is this weird sucking pose?

A cross-species romance?

If I’m not mistaken,

This, this little cow is Big Zhuang’s spouse, Big Hua, right?

Running so "happily", calling out so "passionately"?

Big Zhuang, you can tolerate your wife being cuckolded right in front of the entire herd?

Other than the astonished cows,

Many more cows chose to show respect and offer congratulations.

After all, their Bull King had always followed the principle of freedom in love, not interfering, not interrupting, not forcing.

Of course.

At this time, there were quite a few bulls that had beef with Big Zhuang, pacing with their hooves, planning to go provoke that Minotaur.

Before long,

The red-eyed Big Zhuang ran to complain to the Bull King.

What?

The Bull King was stunned.

Big Hua was forced?

Someone had the audacity to force his cows in broad daylight, within his territory?

This can absolutely not be tolerated, aow!

The Bull King, with his mountainous body, inched closer to the prancing Big Hua.

"Moo!!"

A terrifying bellow that could leave ordinary humans deaf finally calmed Big Hua down.

"Guh~"

Drinking until he vomited, Jiang Xiao was also shaken by the sound and reluctantly released his root technique.

Can’t drink anymore, really can’t take a drop more...

"Moo... moo moo moo..."

(King, this human, this human he....)

Big Hua began bawling and constantly told the Bull King about Jiang Xiao’s beastly behavior.

༼;´༎ຶ۝༎ຶ༽

No!

It’s not just beastly behavior, this person is truly worse than a beast!

He, he actually had the gall to forcibly suckle in front of her husband and child!

If this gets out...

How can she, a pure flower of a cow, go on living!

That’s right, no beating around the bush.

The Bull King had never encountered such a shameless human before.

The Bull King pushed Big Hua behind himself, furiously glaring at the human who had tainted his citizens!

"Moo!"

The raging bellow, combined with a body size tens of times larger than Jiang Xiao’s,

Even scared the three bearded men in the distance into a shiver.

This Bull King, probably even the weirdest oddities would be gored to death by a single horn!

The rules did state,

[Rule Nine: If you violate certain taboos, the difficulty level of this Kaidan will increase.]

This beast comparable to the Demon King definitely fits the bill for the word "taboo"!

Facing the Bull King, who seemed intent on flaying him alive,

Jiang Xiao, with a nonchalant expression, struggled to sit up from the ground.

"What are you mooing wildly for? Stop the noise."

Then, Jiang Xiao took his water bottle and, in front of the Bull King, continued to milk Big Hua with a ’plopping’ noise.

Because the stopper of the bottle had come loose while he’d been using the old tree root technique, and he’d spilled quite a bit of milk.

Jiang Xiao figured he needed to replenish it...

Big Hua: ???

Your Majesty, look!

Look fast!

He dares to mess around right in front of you!

Bull King: !!!

Damn!

You really don’t take me seriously, do you, lad!

Don’t you know what fear is?

Seeing their king enraged,

The rest of the sizable bulls in the herd also surrounded him, blocking Jiang Xiao’s retreat front and center.

In the face of Big Hua’s despondent gaze,

Jiang Xiao ’thud thud thud’ filled a whole big bottle before stopping.

"Make way, make way, don’t block my way, man."

Still as shameless, Jiang Xiao chose to walk back through the gaps or under the bellies of these bulls.

Bull King: ???

Aren’t we buddies?

What I’m saying is, can’t you show a wee bit of respect for my profession?

"Moo!"

This bellow cracked the ground, leaving several crevices as wide as a palm.

And Jiang Xiao, without even turning his head...

That’s seriously lacking respect for the Bull, mate!

Watching Jiang Xiao’s departing figure, the Bull King took the lead and charged headfirst.

Hm?

Feeling the ill wind from behind, Jiang Xiao leaped aside, avoiding the Bull King’s powerful charge.

"What’s the big idea? Why are you trying to gore me? Have I angered you or what?"

???

Thank goodness the Bull King wasn’t human, otherwise, he would have died laughing by now.

"Are you freaking saying you haven’t messed with me?"

"Moo!"

Following the Bull King’s rallying cry, the rest of the battle-hardened bulls began to shake their hooves and paw at the ground.

Today, we’re not going to let this human off the hook.

You bulls might as well quit mixing in this pasture!

’Whoosh!’

Jiang Xiao planted the shovel into the ground behind him.

୧(๑•̌～•̑)"You guys... wanna brute force it with me? Believe it or not, I’ll bury you all."

Scratching his head in confusion, Jiang Xiao also jumped on the spot a couple of times to limber up.

’Crack, crack, crack~~’

It didn’t look like he used much force, but the cracks that appeared under Jiang Xiao’s feet were no less impressive than the ones made by the Bull King!

Just as the group of bulls was preparing to charge at him.

"Moo!"

The Bull King raised its head and called them off with a moo.

Its eyes, as big as fists, fixed intently on the ground beneath Jiang Xiao.

This human... seems a bit formidable...

It wasn’t just his formidable strength.

But there seemed to be an inexplicable force surrounding him.

The Bull King had never seen such a thing before.

Of course, it wasn’t that the Bull King was afraid of this unknown power; it simply didn’t want the trouble.

After all, to hold a pasture in this strange and supernatural world, how could one not have a few tricks?

But as the king of its kind.

Preserving its subjects was the first principle the Bull King needed to adhere to.

Besides, if you thought about it.

It was just a calf in the herd whose milk was drunk, no need to go head-to-head with this human.

Did the Bull King chicken out?

In full view of all, the Bull King actually nodded amiably at Jiang Xiao.

Even the herd was shocked.

The Bull King nodded...

Was this human that strong?

Even the king treated him as an equal?!

"Moo~"

This moo from the Bull King carried no more murderous intent.

But what puzzled it was, the human was obviously powerful.

Even if he had come openly "asking for milk," the Bull King would likely have let the cow give him some.

It’s not like it was anything valuable.

Why be sneaky about it?

Could this human’s hobbies be somewhat sinister?

"Eh? Y’all don’t go just yet, I nearly forgot about something important. Can we discuss a matter?"

What the heck?

He’s still got the nerve to make requests?

But out of respect for the strong, the Bull King still stopped in its tracks.

"How about this, can I borrow two of your bulls?"

What was meant to be a request came out of Jiang Xiao’s mouth with the tone of a declarative sentence.

"Moo?"

The Bull King was puzzled. Why the hell should it lend you bulls?

You’re a sly one, I won’t deny, but who knows what twisted hobbies you have?

If it were to lend you a cow, you might every day... uh?

No, no, the thought was too evil to bear, and the Bull King couldn’t accept it in its mind!

Weighing the strength of both parties, a head-on collision would likely end in defeat against an entire herd of bulls.

Hmm?

Thinking of the things in his backpack, he got an idea!

Jiang Xiao whispered a bunch of stuff into the Bull King’s ear.

"Like this, I’ll give you some good stuff, and we’ll trade."

He then pulled out some bottles and jars and handed them over for a closer look.

"Moo?"

Seriously?

Is this stuff really that miraculous?

"I’m professional! Why would I lie to ya? You can try some if you don’t believe me."

The Bull King wasn’t interested in trying.

But it sniffed lightly and its eyes suddenly brightened.

Darn it!

It’s the real deal!

Say what you want or not.

Humans may not be strong, but in some areas of research, they are indeed an existence beyond the reach of animal species like them.

"Whether you agree or not, I’m giving this to you. It’s no use to me anyway."

Yo?

Big spender, huh?

Since the other side was being so generous, the Bull King couldn’t very well be petty!

It immediately called out Big Hua and Big Strong, the couple, and began ’moo moo’ conversing.

What?

We’re supposed to follow this human?

Big Hua’s hooves weakened, and that feeling of being drained resurfaced.

And she still had calves to feed!

Big Strong needed no further clarification.

Was it supposed to hit the road with a human who cuckolded it?

That would be the most disgraceful thing under the heavens!

"Moo, moo moo moo~"

"Ey ey ey, that’s not right~"

The Bull King began to lead gently and persuasively.

Big Hua, look!

Your milk’s been nearly all drained anyway, and that kid can’t get any more from you, so what’s to fear?

And how will you feed your calf with no milk?

I’ll arrange for a wet nurse with plenty of milk to take care of it for you.

Big Hua thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.

As for Big Strong...

The Bull King’s eyes swiveled, continuing to coax.

You would entrust your wife, a cow, to travel with this human alone?

Big Strong’s bovine frame shook!

Then a human-like panic and insecurity flashed in its eyes.

The king meant to say...

This human might very well act inappropriately towards Big Hua on the road...

No, unacceptable!

Big Hua can’t be left alone with this human beast; it must go too!

"Moo! Moo moo!! Moo moo moo!"

"King! I’m going! No one’s allowed to fight me for it!"