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Chapter 196 - 169 Whatever Jiang Shen Says is Right!

Chapter 196: Chapter 169 Whatever Jiang Shen Says is Right!

Far off, Mu Xitang initially thought his dad was about to have a showdown with the herd of cattle.

But then he was rushing over to help.

Yet halfway there he discovered his dad... was leading two cows back?

What was that about?

The development of the issue was freaking abstract...

Even the bullet comments made no sense.

He thought there would be a grand battle between man and cattle, but it just fizzled out like that?

What exactly did Jiang Xiao murmur to the Cow King?

Why was he able to borrow two cows from him?

What exactly was in those bottles and jars he gave to the Cow King?

[Any experts? Little brother here is genuinely asking for enlightenment.]

[You’re not careful, whose fault is that?]

[If you’re so careful, why don’t you spell it out!]

[I am the expert. Jiang Xiao initially took a bunch of medicine from that pharmacy that was full of bottles and jars. He almost cleared it out.]

[Coincidentally, I specialize in treating birds and beasts, known as the Avian and Beast Doctor. The medicines Jiang Xiao took are mostly for livestock.]

[As for the ones given to the Cow King, most of them were aimed at stimulating male and female hormones, along with some small drug powder to boost fertility levels—so... you know what I mean?]

Oh~

After the Avian and Beast Doctor explained it like that, everyone got it.

Beasts, you know,

usually prioritize reproduction as their primary task.

The way Jiang Xiao handled it with the medicine was spot-on.

"Daddy!"

Mu Xitang sprinted over and clung to Jiang Xiao, directly grabbing the water bottle from him.

Without a word, he gorged on ’gulp gulp gulp’ until he was milk-full.

"Jiang Xiao bro, and these two... two cows are?"

The three poor saps also trudged over slowly.

Compared to milk, they were obviously more interested in the two dairy cows.

"Oh, it’s a long journey, I thought I’d find a mount to save some footwork."

God!

A mount?

And playing like this?

As soon as Jiang Xiao heard Mu Xitang wanted milk, he looked at the map and made up his mind.

He needed a means of transportation.

Otherwise, just walking out of this ranch could take a day or two—and that’s if nothing went wrong.

Way too slow.

So, getting a cow to lead the way would be much easier.

In ancient times, they had old horses that knew the way; an old cow should not be too shabby either.

And there’s another thing:

The rules required them to ensure a normal intake of three meals a day.

In the world of Kaidan, who could guarantee a full three meals?

Catching a young mother cow could just solve this sore point!

After hearing Jiang Xiao’s brilliant analysis,

the faces of the three bearded guys were utterly shocked.

Something smells fishy here...

If I remember correctly, wasn’t the Jiang deity from Dragon Country supposed to be a lunatic?

Now this situation, it all looks too cunning...

"Could it be that his sickness is cured?"

Black Sis quietly questioned the other two, bewildered.

However, this idea was quickly dismissed.

No, no, no...

Undeniably, that analysis just now was sharp and achieved two birds with one stone!

But, looking at Jiang Xiao tangled among old tree roots, he still seemed far from normal...

"Hmm!"

After gulping down several mouthfuls of milk, Mu Xitang’s eyes lit up, and he finally caught on.

"Dad! My strength seems to have grown stronger!"

Strength increased?

The three poor saps were taken aback, then their gazes heated up immediately!

No wonder, that makes sense.

No wonder Jiang Xiao was so engrossed in suckling, stubbornly unwilling to let go!

So, milk had this amazing use beside whitening!

Seeing the smoldering gazes these humans cast towards his wife’s belly,

Da Zhuang mooed discontentedly, signaling that he, the husband, was still watching on the side, so hold your horses!

"Oh, if you guys want to drink, you’ll have to wait until my little pinkie maxes out."

Ignoring the big bull’s threats, Jiang Xiao simply allocated the future milk production rights of Big Hua.

Da Zhuang: ???

We were just enemies, you ignored me because you were awesome, fine.

But now that we’re comrades, couldn’t you show some respect?

Although they didn’t know the limit one person could absorb,

as long as the three bearded guys could manage a few sips, they’d be content.

People need to be satisfied.

Even if Jiang Xiao refused to share any milk with them, they had no say.

He didn’t owe anything to the trio.

And importantly, now that they had mounts, they wouldn’t have to walk—imagine the energy saved!

Thus,

Jiang Xiao and Mu Xitang mounted Big Hua.

The three bearded poor saps climbed onto the [True Bull-man] Da Zhuang.

The group set off like that.

A hundred kilometers’ fuel consumption only needed a few pounds of grass.

Low carbon and eco-friendly.

This is the true mother of nature!

Sitting on Da Zhuang’s back, the group of three bearded guys exchanged a glance and nodded at each other.

If not now, then when?

"Jiang Xiao bro, how about we name our team?"

"No interest."

"We’re five guys and two cows now. We’re practically a small squad. We need a powerful name."

"No way."

"Jiang Xiao, don’t you want to consider it? We have strength in numbers!"

"No."

All right~

That’s what makes him a strong character; he definitely stands out from the rest.

The three sighed with a bitter smile and gave up on this little wish.

But then,

the little pink-haired girl on Dahuahua’s back spoke up.

"Listen, if it’s about something with a team spirit, just come to me. My dad’s not that bright, um, maybe you guys can give me, Mu Xitang, some face and let me handle the team formation?"

What?

The three exchanged glances again.

They just wanted to use Jiang Xiao’s name to gain some popularity.

If they survived, it would be something to brag about later on.

But having this little girl, who hasn’t even grown all her hair yet, leading a bunch of grown men...

That doesn’t seem quite right.

"If Xi Tang is forming the team, then who’s going to be the captain?"

Heimei cautiously asked the question that all three of them were most concerned about.

The little pink-haired girl spread her hands:

"It’s like the crotch is on fire... The Crotch Flame is me..."

Seeing the disappointed look flash across their faces, Mu Xitang quickly changed her tone.

"The Crotch Flame will be my dad as the captain!"

Their eyes lit up!

"Really?"

"Of course. Don’t believe me? Ask him yourself. My dad definitely won’t refuse!"

The little pink-haired girl was confident!

Jiang Xiao: ...

Well, if Mu Xitang wanted it this way, he might as well let her do whatever she wanted.

"Great! Since that’s settled, let’s pick a resounding name for our team!"

The four of them launched into a heated discussion.

Of course, it was called a discussion, but any suggestions from the others were immediately vetoed by the authoritative little pink-haired girl.

Only Mu Xitang kept chatteringly sharing her ideas.

"Pretty Girl Squad?"

"Balala Little Magical Fairy Squad?"

"Paw Patrol Makes a Big Deed?"

"Blue Cat Dragoon Legion?"

"Steel Calabash Brothers?"

The three: ...

"Sister, at least consider us a little? We’re in a team now, um, the team name should have a core? Like symbolizing unity? Maybe highlighting our solidarity and cohesion?"

Their meaning was clear.

The team name must consider their three countries.

This team should have some elements of their countries, right?

Who could handle your barrage of cartoons?

"Hmm? Makes sense."

Mu Xitang stroked her chin thoughtfully.

Seeing their chosen one getting the hang of things.

The high-level officials from the three countries also beamed with joy.

Ha-ha!

In this era, being able to tie their nations to the deity of Dragon Country, Jiang Xiao.

It would be a significant deterrent both domestically and internationally.

Tsk, tsk, tsk~

These three kids were pretty smart, coming up with such a tactic.

Wang Ju also felt somewhat helpless inside, but since it was a team they formed together, he couldn’t really complain.

Well, let them cling to Jiang Xiao’s popularity for a bit. It wasn’t really a big deal.

Their relations had always been quite friendly anyway.

’Snap!’

The little pink-haired girl suddenly clapped her hands with a realization.

"I’ve got it, including all the elements you mentioned!"

"What?" x3

"Let’s call it ’Whatever Jiang God Says Team’!"

???

What?

At that moment, the air seemed to freeze.

Even the two cows they were riding stumbled, nearly kneeling down right there.

Ladar’s curly hair was still baffled.

What’s going on?

How is everything Jiang God says right?

Where did he say right? Come on, explain!

"See, my dad is the core. Whatever he says is right, doesn’t that encompass unity and cohesion?"

Holy shit?

The three: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

You can’t really argue with that statement, can you?

Was this little pink-haired girl raised in Pampers diapers?

Otherwise, how could she have such a genius idea?

’Whatever Jiang God Says Team’?!!

Looking at the dumbfounded expressions of the high-level officials from the other countries on the high-definition screen.

Wang Ju was gripping his own thigh hard.

Stay serious, must stay serious.

He was professionally trained and definitely could not laugh out loud!

...

Jiang Xiao had just started on his journey.

But the fastest progressing squad had already gone a long way.

And the leader of the chosen ones, what no one expected,

turned out to be the underage-looking little girl from Sakura Country?