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Chapter 194 - 167: True: National Service Tauren

Chapter 194: Chapter 167: True: National Service Tauren

Just when Little Pink Hair was stunned by what her dad did,

the little cow finally began to suspect something.

Eh?

The force of this suckling seems a bit off?

From what she remembered, her baby did not suck this hard at all?

And not to mention, it felt strangely comfortable...

Cow: (*⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈) Ehh~ Aha~

While Jiang Xiao was busily sucking away, his cow’s spouse came over shaking his head and swishing his tail.

Bull: "Moo, moo moo, moo."

(Oh, Daisy is still feeding, huh? The kid sure can eat today.)

Cow: "Moo~ Moo~ Moo moo~~"

(Absolutely, this little guy sucking on me, he’s definitely going to be a worse devil than you, a real troublemaker~)

Devil?

And a troublemaker?

The bull’s heart was not angered but pleased.

Very good!

He would love for his offspring to be the kind of troublemaker who spreads his seeds everywhere.

In this pasture, the more offspring a family has, the more badass they are.

If his son could scatter the seeds of love everywhere, then when the Old Bull King steps down, his family could potentially contend for the crown of King of Cows!

Wouldn’t the current Queen Cow become his...

Eh?

Wait a second?

What the hell is this?

Big Bull: "Aow! =͟͟͞͞(꒪◊꒪‧̣̥̇)"

The bull was daydreaming about his future glory as King of Cows.

Suddenly, he realized there was a human lying under his wife’s belly?!

Holy crap!

And this human was crazily sucking his wife’s cow milk, butt in the air!

I’m done!

His lips even had a damn ring of milk cream around them!

Who knows how long he had been there sucking?!

In an instant, the big bull felt his horns greener than the damned grass on the ground!

His eyes reddened on the spot!

"Moo! Moo moo!!! Moo moo moo!"

(Daisy! They say pregnancy brain lasts three years! There’s a monkey sucking your milk underneath you! Did you not notice?! He’s sucking and squeezing at the same time!)

Damn it!

It’s one thing for other bulls to cuckold him,

but this damn beast is messing around with a primate?!

Daisy was also stunned.

Right?

She hadn’t felt well during this pregnancy and seemed to have only one calf.

So the other thing Kuku was squeezing was...

"Moo~ Moo moo?"

(Hubby, what do I do now?)

Bull: ????

I’m literally a "true Minotaur" here, and you’re asking me what to do?

"Moo! Moo moo moo!!! Moo!!!"

(Push off your lungs? The hat is sewn up so tight on me, and you still have the nerve to ask me what to do? Hit him! Fling that human, let me gore him to death!!!)

Seeing the two adult milk cows furiously "mooing" back and forth,

everyone already figured out Jiang Xiao had been caught.

[Holy moly! He’s been noticed!]

[Seriously, anyone not blind could’ve noticed, right? Jiang Xiao isn’t even hiding...]

[The bull’s face has turned green...]

[Why isn’t Jiang Xiao running? He better not be gored into hero bits!]

[Still sucking! Is that milk really so tasty? Keep going and he’ll suck his life out!]

[You know, I’m not kidding... there’s something about this milk...]

[Have you guys noticed Jiang Xiao’s skin visibly whitened by a couple of shades?]

[Uh, I don’t know if you’ve seen that Western movie where someone sucks a cow completely flat.]

The viewers in the live broadcast couldn’t see clearly,

but Xi Tang and the three blockheads could see it all too clearly.

Jiang Xiao’s skin had indeed whitened,

a healthy, rosy white, and they could even smell the thick milky fragrance emanating from him,

despite being at least thirty meters apart.

One could only imagine how sweet that milk must be.

"Daddy! Run!"

Mu Xitang made a megaphone shape with her hands around her mouth and shouted at Jiang Xiao.

Heavens!

This is outrageous!

At this moment, the cow had already stood up, and Jiang Xiao was still damn hanging underneath her belly.

Only supported by one nipple outlet!

Making the cow grimace in pain.

"Moo! Moo moo! Moo?"

(Hubby! He’s not letting go, what should I do?)

"Moo! Moo!!"

(You’re asking me? Damn it, fling him off!)

While countless eyes watched in astonishment,

a famous scene was born.

The little cow kept bucking, trying to fling Jiang Xiao away.

Alas, Jiang’s oral skills were truly exceptional; even stretching the pacifier that long didn’t get him off.

Oh no!

The little cow was freaking out.

What should she do?

This human was shameless! She felt like she was being sucked dry.

At this moment, Jiang Xiao had only one word in mind.

Suck!

Suck till he puked!

Suck till he couldn’t swallow another drop!

Who cares about face, that wasn’t important at all.

Everyone felt that even Jiang Xiao’s pores were oozing milk, but he still refused to let go.

How should one describe this situation where one could clearly feel their strength increasing...

Let’s put it this way.

It’s like telling a man,

Drink a sip of this milk, and you’ll delay for a minute longer, and grow +0.01 in size; so far, it seems there’s no upper limit.

If it’s a woman,

Drink a sip of this milk, and you’ll look a day younger, and your skin will become smoother and glossier.

Plus, a special bonus effect: your skin gets whiter and comes with a hint of milky fragrance.

Please.

This temptation is really hard to resist, okay?

Seeing his wife harassed by the scoundrel, the bull finally couldn’t stand it any longer.

"MOO! MOO MOO MOO!!"

("Give me some room! Let me crush that son of a bitch!")

The cow quickly understood and spread her legs as much as possible, trying to leave the maximum space under her belly.

At the same time, she inhaled as much as possible, lifting her belly upwards.

Damn it, holy shit!

After seeing the face of this human, the bull felt like his lungs were about to explode!

This guy was clearly full, yet he kept leaking half with every sip he took and didn’t let go!

The indignity of being cuckolded, unbearable even under the same sky!

Seeing the enraged bull whose eyes were bloodshot, he found a perfect position to attack, lowering his head.

Then, he aimed his massive, sharp horns at the milk thief.

From his nostrils, white vapor ’puffed and puffed’.

His front hooves continuously scratched the ground, gathering strength.

Crush him, I must crush him dead!

"MOO!"

Accompanied by an angry bellow, the bull charged towards the man hanging under his wife’s belly!

Crap!

People were really getting anxious.

Jiang, oh Jiang!

Be more alert, this blow might not be light!

Hmm?

A sixth sense told Jiang Xiao that a murderous breeze was hitting him from behind!

Release and escape?

No...

Jiang Xiao felt his stomach could take a bit more, maybe another eight ounces.

"Awei Sesaba: Old Tree Roots!"

While still sucking on the pacifier, Jiang Xiao didn’t forget to shout out his move to boost his morale, albeit somewhat muffled.

’Slap~’

Jiang Xiao’s body, as if boneless, lightly wrapped around the cow’s belly.

Just now he was "hanging" beneath her, now they were completely "stuck" together.

’Hiss~~~’

The charging bull abruptly screeched to a halt.

His hooves almost sparked before he managed to stop just shy of hitting his wife.

What the heck?!

This posture, both cow and man, wasn’t it too embarrassing?!

This wasn’t just close proximity; this was negative distance!

And...

This shameless human, even in this situation, still wasn’t letting go!

"MOO!!!"

The bull, in utter despair, raised his head and bellowed.

Damn it!

This cunning and deceitful human clung to his wife so tightly.

Watching her own husband powerless, the little cow completely lost her calm.

She frantically kicked up her hooves and sprinted wildly across the meadow.

Minotaur: ??

No way?

Who told you to run all over the field?

You think I’m not embarrassed enough?

Now isn’t this completely disastrous?!

It’s done, thoroughly done.

In probably no more than five minutes, everyone will know she was cuckolded by a human.

And it happened right in her own home, forced upon her by this human!

And...

And what bizarre techniques did this human use on his wife?

Old Tree Roots?!

For the first time in his life, the tough old bull felt vulnerable.