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Chapter 193 - 166: The Thief Who Stole Milk Without Disturbing the Blue Lotus

Chapter 193: Chapter 166: The Thief Who Stole Milk Without Disturbing the Blue Lotus

At that moment, Jiang Xiao was rapidly approaching the herd of cattle.

Now that he was closer, he could see more clearly.

It seemed his guess was correct.

Indeed!

These cattle were extremely large, each one comparable to three of the ones outside!

Especially the big-horned cow situated in the area with the lushest grass.

The massive scale of its belly was terrifying!

The size also proved it was a genuine female cow.

This cow was twice the size of the nearby cattle, resembling a female Bull Demon King!

Jiang Xiao doubted he would touch its belly even if he walked right underneath it.

Could this be the queen cow?

Moreover, the cow’s fur was extremely smooth and shiny.

It was like fine silk, reflecting light when hit by the sun.

Even the black and white colors on its body were distributed extremely symmetrically.

It contrasted sharply with the surrounding cows that were randomly patched with black and white.

It looked utterly impressive!

Just then,

A strong and robust bull swaggered up to the beautiful female cow and began to lick its fur.

The other male cattle made way for it.

This bull probably was the largest in the entire herd!

Its muscles bulged mightily, likely capable of flipping a truck with ease.

So, the beautiful and large one is the queen, and this muscular one is the king?

"Bro Jiang Xiao, is there anything we can do to help you?"

The three pitiful guys also came gasping for breath, crouching down imitating Jiang Xiao.

Well, help...

Jiang Xiao looked around and saw that most of the cattle were either grazing alone

or in pairs, like the king and queen.

"Yes, you guys distract that biggest bull."

"Okay, let me see how to..."

Curly Hair was stunned midway through his sentence upon seeing the herd of cattle.

Three people: ...

=͟͟͞͞(ﾟ皿ﾟ‧̣̥̇)卧━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)━damn!!!!

Three people: ??

You got to be kidding, buddy?

You really think we should just poke our heads out and do the tough job just ’cause you asked?

We were just making polite conversation; we never thought you meant for us to risk our lives!

How is this different from the Nine-Headed Beast telling Benbo’erba to eliminate Tang Sanzang and his disciples?

Am I capable of distracting a bull that seems as huge as a hill?

If we were that capable, we’d be clinging to your coattails!

We haven’t even gotten close and that little calf could kick out our guts with a kick of its heels!

"Tsst!"

Seeing the three dumbstruck guys, Jiang Xiao nonchalantly shook his head.

"Cut it out, you guys really aren’t much help. I’ll have to handle it myself."

As the saying goes, brains are good but courage is better, the brave thrive and the timid starve!

The queen cow was too challenging, so Jiang Xiao targeted the slightly smaller female cows.

He assessed the distance between himself and the herd.

Jiang Xiao quietly crept forward, crouching low.

It was the afternoon, and most of the big-footed milk cows were lazily lying on the grass, squinting in the sunlight.

After scanning the area, Jiang Xiao locked onto a cow that was lying on its side.

Because of their huge size, newborn calves couldn’t reach their mothers’ udders when they stood.

Thus, the cows had to lie down to feed.

Seizing the opportunity, Jiang Xiao shot under the cow’s belly with the speed of lightning.

Nice, success!

The next step was to collect the milk...

Wait a second?

To collect milk, what should he use?

The milk-suckling calf curiously speared at the sudden intruder in its mother’s embrace.

"What are you looking at?"

The little calf grumbled a few times, seemingly aware that this primate was not to be messed with, and considerately moved to the side.

Everyone could see Jiang Xiao’s embarrassment at having forgotten to bring milking tools.

[Alright, got all the way to the heavenly pond in heaven only to find out I didn’t bring the Evil Sword Immortal’s purple crystal box.]

[Erm, what does the above mean?]

[It’s purely like a dung beetle facing diarrhea, a wasted trip~]

[What now? Should Jiang Xiao just go back the way he came, but it was so hard to get this chance...]

There was no need for more explanations, as per the rules of Kaidan, it was a race against time.

Jiang Xiao had already delayed too long.

"Bro Jiang Xiao! Catch!"

Hei Mei called out in a low voice while waving to Jiang Xiao.

When he saw her, Hei Mei tossed a leather water bottle to him.

Seeing Curly Hair and Big Beard’s puzzled expressions, Hei Mei smirked proudly.

"It’s from the ranch owner’s yard; I took it because it looked nice and didn’t take up much space."

Jiang Xiao, catching the water bottle, breathed a sigh of relief.

It would have been really troublesome to go back.

With everything ready, Jiang Xiao immediately began milking right there.

This primate was a milk thief!

The calf looked slightly unhappy, even the milking motion slowed down, seeming ready to tattle at any moment.

"Hehe, I’m actually helping your mom produce more milk, making it sweeter. You feel it getting sweeter in your mouth, right? That’s all my doing."

Milk-stimulating?

The calf eyed Jiang Xiao skeptically.

Jiang Xiao stared back unabashedly.

Their gazes locked, human and calf eye to eye.

"If you dare tattle, I’ll cut off your milk-sucking mouth, believe it or not!"

Jiang Xiao was fiercely threatening.

"So big, so much, squeezing a bit won’t kill your mom, I advise you don’t make trouble for yourself, meow!"

It was unclear whether the young calf was scared or if Jiang Xiao’s words actually made some sense.

The young calf lay back down and focused on sucking the milk again.

Seeing the thick milk dribble from the calf’s mouth, Jiang Xiao subconsciously swallowed.

It looks like it must be really tasty, huh?

Maybe...

Have a couple of sips?

"Cough, I don’t want to drink it, I just want to taste it, haha."

Under the incredibly frightened gaze of the young calf and countless viewers in the live stream.

This primate brazenly latched onto its mom’s teat and took a small sip.

Hmm?

That’s not right?

The moment the milk entered his mouth, Jiang Xiao switched to Storm Inhale mode!

Kuku just sucked fiercely!

This was just too much bullying for the bull!

The young calf spat out the teat, planning to call its mother.

But before it could even open its mouth, a sharp shovel was held threateningly under its neck.

The threat was very clear.

If it snitched, it would most likely end up dead...

The animal’s survival instinct made the young calf give up on snitching again.

But seeing this Kuku sucking fiercely right in front of her, the heart of this daughter must be really upset!

My mom, why should she feed you milk?!

Thinking this, the young calf burrowed back under the cow’s embrace and started sucking again with more force and ferocity than usual.

Feeling the young calf beside him also exerting force.

Jiang Xiao deftly pulled it off the teat with a ’pop.’

That’s right, he didn’t just want to steal; he wanted to monopolize.

Jiang Xiao: (΄◞ิꇴ◟ิ‵)

This whole cuckoo taking over the nest operation...

[Damn, Jiang Xiao is really a beast! Some shamelessness there.]

[Hard confrontation? Raw sucking? Is it all about that authentic taste?]

[The young calf is about to cry, sorry, I freaking laughed.]

[You see that smug look on Jiang Xiao’s face, so freaking deserving of a beating!]

[Beast, even worse than a beast, stealing milk from such a young calf? Really has no shame.]

[Feels different this time around with Jiang Xiao, seems like some shameless abstractness...]

By this point, Jiang Xiao was completely submerged in a sea of milk~

He initially just wanted to taste it.

But he never anticipated that once he latched onto the teat, he just couldn’t stop.

It was so fragrant and sweet!!!

He thought it might taste of cow’s milk or some messy flavors from inside a cow.

But there were no off-flavors at all.

All there was pure, utmost rich milky flavor, and it was incredibly sweet and thick.

Very satiating.

It was just like the porridge he drank in the mental hospital when he was a child.

Above all, he felt a power slowly nourishing his flesh and veins.

You should know.

Jiang Xiao’s physical fitness had long surpassed human norms.

He could make most bizarre creatures cry for their daddy just with his sheer strength.

Even the rewards given to the whole country through Kaidan after passing didn’t affect him anymore.

Because his body’s upper limit threshold was raised too high, ordinary hints no longer affected him.

Unexpectedly, these few sips of milk let him experience the pleasure of power enhancement he hadn’t felt in a long while.

Moreover, judging by how his muscles continuously absorbed the miraculous power contained in the milk.

This wasn’t just a temporary buff; it was a permanent enhancement!

No wonder these milk cows were so majestic; building a strong foundation from a young age was the real reason.

With this in mind...

Opportunity knocks but once~

Jiang Xiao: (΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵) I suck suck suck suck suck!!!

He even went all out.

While sucking, he also squeezed milk into this water bottle.

Weird, huh?

The mother cow shook her tail uneasily.

Why is my calf so hungry today?

The way he was sucking, at one point, made the mother cow suspect there was a pump installed down there.

Jiang Xiao was enjoying his suck.

But the world had gone silent...

Three deeply wronged beings had unwittingly stood up, seemingly unable to believe what they were seeing.

After a long while, the bullet chats finally stirred.

[My mom asked me why I’m kneeling down to watch.]

[His every move is beyond my expectations...]

[Considering how normal he seemed earlier, I thought Jiang God’s condition might have stabilized this time.]

[You’re happy too early, he hasn’t been sick, but when he does fall ill, it seems more abstract than ever.]

[Who directly shows off by sucking on a cow’s teat?]

[The young calf competing with Jiang God has already lost hope, look at its exasperated expression.]

[Young calf: Folks, who gets it, encountering a monkey that competes with me for milk, I can’t even win at home.]

[Jiang God: I know you’re anxious, but don’t rush.]

Waiting anxiously for too long, Mu Xitang worried about Jiang Xiao’s safety and also came over.

He immediately saw the figure kneeling under the cow’s belly, butt poked up, sucking away nonstop.

Huh?

Ah??

Ah??!!

(°ー°๑)???

Dad, how did you manage to show off first?

Did you forget your eagerly waiting precious daughter?