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Chapter 144 - 138: Furious Yao Han, Confrontation!

Chapter 144: Chapter 138: Furious Yao Han, Confrontation!

A rendition of "I Am Who I Am" completely shattered Yao Han’s mentality.

I’m standing here full of murderous intent confronting you!

And you just open your mouth with some awkward foot-scratching rap? What the hell?!!

I haven’t even spoken yet, and you’re ’freaking out’ first?

I can’t stand this, no need to endure any longer!

Yao Han: Damn it!

"Jiang Xiao! I don’t care if you’re really dumb or just pretending! I’ve had enough today!!!"

Jiang Xiao’s tone remained honest, and even his expression barely changed.

"The main thing is how you’ve slimmed down, could you clarify that for me? I might have missed something."

She is strong in her own way, like the breeze on the mountain slope.

She is assertive in her own right, like the moonlight upon the vast river.

She brings her own malice, I sustain with my own dumbfoundedness.

Jiang Xiao’s indifferent attitude nearly caused Yao Han to explode with rage.

It felt like she had a fury inside her that she couldn’t unleash.

’Clap, clap, clap!’

An exasperated Yao Han slapped herself hard three times to calm down.

Seeing Yao Han self-harm, Jiang Xiao felt it his duty as an administrator to offer some advice.

"Don’t hit yourself like that, if there’s a problem with your brain, maybe Dr. Pai Daxing could take a look. I’m also very good at surgeries, like cracking skulls open, I’ll check to see if there’s any Northeast broad bean paste in your head."

My ass, check out your grandma’s leg! Paste your grandma’s jackfruit!!

Yao Han’s body trembled violently.

Chunks of flesh began to fall off her face.

Especially her back, where it seemed like worms were writhing under the skin.

Finally, with a ’ripping’ noise,

The clothes on Yao Han’s back were torn apart by two bizarre mantis-like arms.

"Giggle, giggle, giggle~"

With three strange laughs,

Yao Han’s head seemed to be free from her neck’s restraint and spun 360 degrees.

Finally, she crawled in a bizarre pose with her body faced down and her head looking up.

The two bizarre claws on her back slashed fiercely through the air!

Waves of putrid, rotten black mist nearly liquidizing enveloped Yao Han!

Naturally, her strength played a role.

Of course, Jiang Xiao’s repeated provocations had something to do with it...

Old Wang and A Zhi shrank in the corner, not daring to make a sound.

Yao Han is formidable.

So formidable that it seems unreasonable...

Otherwise, a beauty like her would have been snatched up by Old Wang long ago.

Yao Han is undoubtedly strong.

But this mysterious administrator seems profound as well.

No one knows what his real strength is.

Duan Tong is sweating profusely, his coat soaked...

He’s now between the two combatants, just praying he won’t get hurt when they start fighting.

Duan Tong even thought about mutating, and better if Old Wang did too!

All three could go for it—a three-on-one battle against a mighty foe!

But as soon as this thought arose, Duan Tong quashed it.

Others may not know Jiang Xiao’s strength, but he, the one who was thrashed before, did!

He couldn’t win in a fight nor escape.

Even in playing dirty, he was no match for the perverse Jiang Xiao.

Who would spit snot into their opponent’s mouth during a fight?

The barrage started placing bets.

[Five minutes, I guess. Yao Han the queen seems like the speedy strength type, looks ferocious.]

[Not exactly, I think ten minutes sounds about right. Jiang doesn’t seem very angry, maybe he’ll have a good play with Sandy.]

[That’s not entirely true either, I think it should be between five to ten minutes...]

[Shut your mouth! Today I say a number! You jump on the bet right away, three...three moves...Yao Han will kneel and kowtow! Bros, get in the bet!!]

[???]

[Damn it, can we not use the sales pitch here, it’s breaking the immersion~]

[Three minutes seems about right, anything more depends on Yao Han’s fate...]

That’s right.

They’re not betting on who will win.

They’re betting on how many minutes Yao Han can last against Jiang Xiao...

[Hehe, got a screenshot of the fully mutated Yao Han, good for a rush tonight.]

[???]

[Why the question marks? This is Naruto Uzumaki’s brother, an old acquaintance.]

Oh.

That guy.

The one who rushes at everything.

But it must be said...

Whether everyone’s taste has become more refined or what,

It feels like Yao Han...it feels like she, cough, actually might be...

[Say, now Yao Han is like this, do you guys want her?]

emmm...

Didn’t expect someone would actually say it outright.

[They say a beauty’s value lies in the bones, not the skin. I used to scoff at this, but now...]

[Yao Han without her flesh might be scary, but me, pent up in jail for three years, might be even more terrifying!]

[Hiss? Am I the only one who noticed Yao Han is about to reveal too much?]

[(◦°᷄།▿།°᷅) Nosebleed...]

"Hahaha, I thought I was the only one interested in Yao Han, but since we’re all perverts here, I’m not hiding it anymore. Let it be known, Yao Han is still gorgeous in my heart!"

"Zzzlllppp zzzlllppp zzzlllppp~~~"

Everyone: (՞ټ՞)(΄◞ิꇴ◟ิ‵)(๑‾᷄ݓ‾᷅๑)

"But the key parts are covered by black fog, you can’t see anything at all."

"Where is the guy who took the screenshot? Where? Call the sniper!"

"Darn! Sniper reporting for duty, played back frame by frame and still couldn’t see a thing, just give up already."

Everyone was hugely disappointed...

But they quickly rallied their spirits!

A wardrobe malfunction might happen during the fight, right?

And besides.

Even without a wardrobe malfunction.

The parts of Yao Han that are currently exposed are already worth a rocket launch.

When that thought arose, they themselves were startled by it.

No way?

Am I actually harboring such perverted thoughts about a faceless female ghost?!

At this time, Yao Han had already closed in on Jiang Xiao.

She hoped to catch a glimpse of fear or a trace of panic on his face.

But unfortunately, the admin was still wearing that extremely smack-worthy, dull expression.

Okay, so you’re looking for a beating, huh?

Ma’am will satisfy you today!

’Swoosh!’

Yao Han raised the blade behind her and furiously swung it towards Jiang Xiao’s head!

Jiang Xiao tried to block it with a spoon.

But the stainless steel spoon was easily cut through like tofu by Yao Han’s blade.

Yao Han: ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ Is that all?

The blade continued its trajectory towards Jiang Xiao without losing momentum!

Holy crap!

┴─┴︵╰（‵□′╰）

Jiang Xiao stepped back and casually kicked a chair towards Yao Han.

Yao Han was still cutting effortlessly!

Yao Han: Easy and contemptuous~

Holy crap!

◉٩(╬ఠдఠ)و

Jiang Xiao’s face full of curiosity, he directly threw a small coffee table at Yao Han!

’Crack~’

As expected, it was cut in two!

Yay!

Not bad!

This is getting interesting, I’ll throw another one!

=͟͟͞͞(๑ò◊óﾉ)ﾉ⌒●~*

Jiang Xiao casually picked up the big watermelon from the dining table.

Dying of laughter~

The coffee table couldn’t stop me, and now a watermelon?

As Jiang Xiao retreated, he kept throwing.

(*⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)=͟͟͞͞➳³₌₃⌒●~* Adah Adah Adah~~

Fruits like dragon fruit, bananas, kiwis—Kuku kept tossing them at Yao Han.

The more Jiang Xiao retreated, the more satisfied Yao Han felt.

Little punk~

Wanna act tough again? Huh?

Still, you can only be driven back by me, right?

By the time Yao Han sliced the 24th banana, she could no longer feel smug...

Wait?

Is something not quite right here?

"Jiang Xiao! I’m gonna fuck your @#￥%! You motherfucking @#￥@! I’m just @#!￥%! You treat me like freaking @#￥%! I’m gonna screw you @@#￥!"

Damn!

What the fuck kind of nonsense is this?

Playing around?

Unbelievable!!!

Yao Han was near tears with anger!!

You’re supposed to be killing me, yet here you are playing freaking fruit ninja?!?!!

You don’t just disregard someone, ah, I mean, you don’t just ignore her like this!

"You! If you’re so tough, come at me for real! Quit playing these childish throwing games! Be a real man and play rough!"

Play rough?

"Alright, since you put it that way... I guess I have no choice but to show you my real skills!"

He’s not going to...

Seeing Jiang Xiao puffing his cheeks, Broken Tongue could pretty much guess what this kid was about to do.

¯ิ˚‧º·(•́ε•̀)"Drink~ptooey!"

Yao Han, already chopping reflexively, instinctively struck at the gob of spit with the blade behind her.

With one motion, she split it in two!

That’s right!

The spit glob, which should have been intact, was now splattered in two lumps across her face.

Damage x2

Insult to her intelligence x999

Yao Han’s body froze completely.

"How about that? Three days without brushing, you tell me if that’s rough and tough enough."

Then, as if triggered, she began to point at Jiang Xiao and cackle madly.

"Heh, heh heh, hahaha~~~ Good, good, hahahaha!!!"

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