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Chapter 145 - 139 Yao Han was harshly criticized by Jiang Xiao until she cried...
Chapter 145: Chapter 139 Yao Han was harshly criticized by Jiang Xiao until she cried...
[PS: I apologize because I have quite a bit to write, so there are many character arrangements. Although I’ve tried to make it interesting, it still feels a bit like I’m padding the word count, resulting in this instance dragging on for too long.]
[Ahem, my bad, when you’re wrong, you have to admit it, stand up straight when you get hit, don’t swipe away if you don’t like it, staying to scold me is okay too (you can only scold in the comments for this line), next, I will start an explosive updating mode of at least ten thousand words a day, planning to finish the next instance within 3 to 5 days.]
"Are you sick in the head?"
Jiang Xiao issued a soul-searching question as he watched Yao Han laughing maniacally.
The words "Are you sick" once again infuriated Yao Han to madness!
"Brat! Today, I will kill you!!!"
Yao Han’s surrounding black fog intensified.
Even her speed had significantly increased from before.
Yao Han, who had just said she wanted to maintain an image of a lady,
was now howling and wildly chasing after Jiang Xiao and Kuku to hack at them!
Jiang Xiao, on the other hand, would dodge if he could; if he couldn’t, he just took a couple hits and was fine, his wounds healing quickly.
Facing Jiang Xiao’s abnormal recovery ability, Yao Han felt nauseated but also couldn’t help but scoff.
"Damn it, today I’ll chop you into mincemeat, let’s see if you can still recover!"
"Oh my God! You’re really a crazy hag, I suggest you find time to see a neurologist, or maybe a gastroenterologist would do!"
"Shut up! You dumbass!"
"Calling me a dumbass? Do you even know what a dumbass looks like?"
Yao Han paused, unsure, and asked back.
"What does it look like? Does a dumbass have a specific look?"
"Hahahaha! Of course, it does! The sun rises in the east and shines bright, a dumbass looks just like you!"
Although he was retreating step by step, Jiang Xiao’s mouth never showed any mercy.
"You stinky brat! Don’t move, I will kill you!!"
"Yo? Look at how capable you think you are, telling me not to move? Am I your dad to listen to you? Heh heh, who’s the one in a hurry now, not me, if you’re so rushed, why don’t you head to Bear Ridge and become King Jiji?"
"I am your mom!"
"Yahoo! The stars spread across the universe, and Jiji shines among them~"
Freaking yahoo!
"I’ll spread YOU @#¥%! I’ll screw YOU @#!¥%! I’m gonna @#¥%&*!"
Today, Yao Han probably cursed more than she did in the entire first half of her life.
So crazy...
Old Wang had never felt so indifferent toward a woman before...
Watching Yao Han with disheveled hair and howling madly, the former image of the queen had completely collapsed in his heart.
No exaggeration.
The current Yao Han seemed even crazier than Jiang Xiao when he was having a breakdown earlier.
Not only was she howling madly, but the blade on her back was slashing wildly!
And her swearing was sky-high, it was pretty much like the telegraph monkeys from the Flower Fruit Mountain.
"No, but seriously, why is this crazy hag’s speech so dense?"
"I’ll stuff your mouth with @#¥%!"
Yao Han spat out angrily with reddened eyes!
She felt not only humiliated but also wronged, angry, and desperate!
She had been fighting for so long, and yet Jiang Xiao was still hopping around energetically.
She had landed several hits on vital spots.
However, it seemed like she hadn’t inflicted any substantial damage on him.
No matter how foul her curse words were, Jiang Xiao remained shameless, with a grinning and carefree attitude.
And just a few casual words from him could infuriate Yao Han to no end!!
"Ahhhh!! Jiang Xiao! Stop right there! Today, I must trample you to death $#@%@! I’m going to @#¥%...!"
"Really? Do you live in Dunhuang or something?"
"Your mom lives in Dunhuang! Your whole family lives in Dunhuang!!"
"If you don’t live in Dunhuang, why do you have so many murals then?"
"Ahh!!!!"
Yao Han collapsed to her knees, incapable of killing Jiang Xiao or winning over him with words; all she could do was despair and tear at her own hair.
Her mouth emitted a beast-like wail...
For some reason...
Not only Old Wang, Ah Zhi, and Broken Tongue who were present,
but even the viewers in the live stream began to sympathize with this woman...
[Eh, it’s really a misfortune...]
[I still liked Yao Han from the beginning.]
[Back then, she was like a high and mighty queen, able to easily take the lives of male chosen ones at will, and some men, knowing they would die, still went forward courageously.]
[Yeah, back then, Yao Han’s charm was truly unrivaled in the whole world!]
[I remember just last night she seduced Jiang Spirit by cutting down three top-tier characters at once.]
[Right, but it was actually four, sister, slave girl, empress, little sister...]
[Such a woman could only exist in Kaidan, seldom heard on Blue Star!]
Now, the once high and mighty empress had fallen from grace, crying and laughing like a mad person.
Was it over?
Facing a nine-star Kaidan fighting with all her might, Jiang Xiao even... he hadn’t even resisted.
Just with his mouth alone?
Broken Tongue shakily wiped the beads of sweat from the tip of his nose.
Relieved that he hadn’t chosen to fight a three-on-one battle against Lv Bu.
"Jiang Xiao, don’t be afraid... don’t run, have the guts to fight me head-on, a real fight..."
Yao Han murmured from her lips, Jiang Xiao had become her mental demon by now.
"Alright, I’ll satisfy you!"
Huh???
The crowd, who had thought the battle was about to end, all perked up again!
They hadn’t expected that at the last moment, Jiang Xiao would still decide to bring about a climax?
Even Yao Han was taken aback.
She herself was in such a state, or rather, she had already lost "disastrously."
Why was this manager coming at her head-on again?
Wait!
Almost subconsciously.
Yao Han blindly guessed that this jerk surely had some ruthless move to use against her.
So instead of advancing, she squatted down and scooted back a few meters.
Her eyes were filled with undisguised vigilance and distrust!
Indeed, she was a bit afraid...
Although, but, at the very least, it seemed like... ahem, this Jiang Xiao didn’t have to die...
Yao Han’s unashamed conceding made the live stream audience sigh even more.
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