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Chapter 143 - 137: The Group Leader’s Freestyle Rap

Chapter 143: Chapter 137: The Group Leader’s Freestyle Rap

Three unlucky fellows’ bodies went stiff on the spot...

Just moments ago, Jiang Xiao was lounging on the sofa, attempting to catch a blue jellyfish named "Friend."

The next second, a backflip followed by a full Thomas spin landed right in front of the trio.

Yao Han and her two companions didn’t even have the chance to run.

And just like that, the four came face to face.

Those dull eyes, expressionless large face, and the drooping eyelids.

Every aspect seemed to interpret that the mood of this administrator might not be too great...

Old Wang was still okay.

Although his beard was trembling, he managed to maintain an awkward, forced smile.

After all, he didn’t have much of a grudge with this administrator.

But Yao Han and Pu Daogui were both shocked to the core.

Especially Queen Yao Han, who turned on her heels to run, flinging off one of her crystal slippers, queenly demeanor be damned!

"Halt! Stop right there!"

Screech!

A single sentence from Jiang Xiao was enough to freeze Yao Han in place.

"You need to come back, Sandy!"

Although she had no idea what Sandy was, Yao Han knew that this lunatic was most likely referring to herself.

Swallowing her saliva.

Slowly, Yao Han turned around.

Shuffling her feet, she returned to Jiang Xiao’s side, standing obediently with her head down, subconsciously clasping her hands.

Where was the arrogance and confidence from when she was thrashing Pu Daogui?

She now looked like the very image of a well-behaved child who had made a mistake.

"Hey! I say, Mr. Krabs, when did you also become interested in jellyfish?"

Mr. Krabs?

Old Wang looked around, confirming that the "Mr. Krabs" the administrator was referring to was himself.

"What are you two doing up this late, sneaking around watching me and SpongeBob hunt jellyfish?"

Cough...

Speaking of that~

Old Wang and Yao Han both sneakily glanced at Pu Daogui.

That’s right.

Betrayed by their own teammate.

Again, the saying goes,

Better to betray a friend than to perish oneself!

Pu Daogui, who had previously been wailing, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat...

Being force-fed oil... steel bar clenched between cheeks... memories of exquisite torment were vivid in his mind.

’Plop~’

＿|￣|○

Pu Daogui, the toughest among them, embarrassingly knelt down.

"Abba, abba~ abba abba~~"

You can’t blame him for being cowardly.

Otherwise, if Jiang Xiao’s interest escalated, he wouldn’t even have a chance to kneel!

Previous experiences of torture were living proof!

The live streaming audience was baffled.

Was this mute really so spineless?

[This... Can someone explain this déjà vu scene?]

[Daguang? Is that you, Daguang?]

[Guang, do you see this? I’m not alone in my way!]

[In this world, there were no Daguang, but perhaps everyone is a Daguang.]

[Pu Daogui: Brother, there were too many people outside just now, but now I kneel before you.]

[Hahaha, dude, how come you even come with a translator for the mute?]

"Abba, abba! Abbababa~~"

Everyone might not understand what Pu Daogui was saying.

But through his pitiful "abba" and his ’I-appeal-to-your-sympathy’ expression, it wasn’t hard to deduce that he was pleading for mercy.

"Who? Who’s speaking!"

Jiang Xiao looked around left and right, and after a while, his wise gaze finally met Pu Daogui’s.

"So it’s you, Hoodlum Boss. If you weren’t speaking out, I wouldn’t even notice you."

The indifferent words stabbed cruelly into Pu Daogui’s heart.

Pu Daogui: ...

You didn’t see me just now?

Damn, my mental state is about to crumble!

So, if I hadn’t "made a sound," could I have just left?

Pu Daogui: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃

I just~%?...;#*’☆&℃$︿★? gibberish!

[Hahaha! Saying what shouldn’t be said, Jiang Xiao has really mastered messing with people’s heads!]

[It’s just that I don’t know if he does it on purpose or by accident?]

[Wild guess here, but I bet Jiang Xiao does it deliberately unintentionally.]

[This has just begun, and Pu Daogui’s tears are already swirling around in aggrievement.]

[This is really some next-level stuff...]

"Since you’re here, then let’s all stay and hunt jellyfish together!"

The three: ???

Before long, Jiang Xiao had distributed a net to each of them.

Yao Han was given a broom.

Old Wang was armed with a mop.

And Pu Daogui got a bright yellow plunger...

Watching the three line up like babies, being escorted out from the stair doorway by Jiang Xiao.

Kuku, still hunting jellyfish in the living room, stiffened, then his eyes lit up.

Yo!

You guys are joining in too?

No kidding, catching jellyfish in the void is hardly less embarrassing than taking down your pants and pooping on the street.

Especially since just now, Ah Zhi got too into character...

However, he soon let it go~

Because these three poor suckers were about to join him in catching jellyfish.

"What are you standing there for! Catch them! Catch them! This might be the most important day of your lives!"

Okay, okay, okay!

We’ll catch, we’ll catch!

"What are you doing, buddy! Sandy! Oh my God, I can’t believe it, you’ve got to run! Like SpongeBob! Stretch your legs, make your screams louder, more flamboyant!"

Like him?

Yao Han frowned as she saw Ah Zhi acting all crazy.

She didn’t want to become that kind of person, it’s so humiliating!

And making noises more flamboyantly?!

What do they think she, Yao Han, is?

"I won’t!"

Yao Han firmly refused!

Then her tone immediately softened just a bit...

"I, I can catch jellyfish, but, but I can’t run! And I definitely can’t scream and shout."

Not running or making flamboyant shouts was Yao Han’s final act of defiance!

Mainly because it’s just too embarrassing, too awkward!

Waving a broom and screaming at jellyfish in the air, what kind of situation was that?

"Listen to me, if you don’t want to run, then Pi Boss is definitely going to be in big trouble today."

As he finished speaking, Jiang Xiao’s big ladle was hovering over the head of Duanshe.

Duanshe: ??

It’s me again?

Why am I the one who’s going to be unlucky if she doesn’t obey?

Can you stop picking just on me to fleece?

Duanshe looked at Yao Han desperately, babbling nonstop.

Heaven knows what kind of torment he would face if Yao Han refused this administrator.

Seeing Duanshe’s almost pleading look.

Yao Han chose to turn her head away, pretending not to see.

"No, I, Pi Boss... Whatever, anyway, I need to maintain a ladylike image."

As she said this.

Even Ah Zhi and Old Wang were stunned staring at Yao Han.

No, seriously...

With your hair all greasy and disheveled, where is that ladylike image you’re talking about?

"Ladylike?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha~"

"You actually call yourself ladylike?"

In the quiet that followed.

Jiang Xiao’s sage-like laughter was particularly grating.

"Pai Daxing doesn’t think you’re a lady right now, you kinda look like a venomous snake green pepper or something."

???

Venomous snake green pepper, what sort of shitty joke is that?

Yao Han’s face flushed with embarrassment from Jiang Xiao’s mockery, and her anger was rapidly rising.

"You! It’s all because of you, you made me not have time to get ready!"

"My goodness, you’re just a dumb and stupid squirrel, and I’m a highly intelligent starfish, me and you? That’s laughable, we’re not from the same world! I’m not SpongeBob, Pai Daxing hasn’t really come into contact with you."

Yao Han’s body was trembling, as she stared at the administrator with her chest heaving violently.

This was just too much for her to bear!

Faced with Yao Han’s fierce look.

Jiang Xiao held his ladle and faced her with a blank stare.

His demeanor not showing the slightest bit of fear!

Ah Zhi and Old Wang saw that the two seemed to be on the verge of a showdown, so they quietly moved to the corner of the hall.

Just hoping to avoid any collateral damage.

Duanshe wanted to run away too.

But he was right under Jiang Xiao’s gaze, and dared not make a single move!

"I don’t care if you’re Jiang Xiao or Pai Daxing or even an administrator, just stop it! I, Yao Han, have my limits! My pride, it won’t allow you to trample over my dignity time and time again! No matter who you are!"

Crap!

I’m a mysterious being for heaven’s sake!

How can I keep being pushed around by an administrator?!

Confronted with Yao Han’s strong stance, Jiang Xiao’s tone remained as simple as ever.

"You’re asking who I am?"

Then he broke into an impromptu Pai-style rap on the spot!

ᕦ(･ˇдˇ･♪)

"I am me, he is me, you are me, then who am I!"

٩(♫͡°д͡°)☛

"I am him, I am you, you are me, then who are you"

ᕦ(♫°д°)

"Who am I! Who am I! Who am I!!!"

Yao Han: ??

Everyone: Respect! Crab!

[Shit! Is this sense of tearing too strong or what?]

[Err, hasn’t Jiang Xiao always been like this? I’m used to it now.]

[I’m laying it out today: Jiang Xiao is Wang Leting’s brother’s die-hard fan, no problem there, right?]

[He’s really killing me, I’m going to cry.]

[Awesome rap! Without Jiang Xiao, I just can’t recognize Dragon Country’s rap scene.]

[I admit the ’Who am I’ bit is awesome, but how would you all deal with a song like ’Big Target’ if I pulled it out?]

[Sorry, I’ll only say this: In this cold weather, you are so far from me~]

[Damn it, a huge wave of dead memories is attacking me.]

[Yao Han bewildered: No way, even this is a meme?!!]

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