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Chapter 140 - 134: We Won’t Do Business at a Loss!

Chapter 140: Chapter 134: We Won’t Do Business at a Loss!

Ward’s body stiffened, and his eyes were filled with terror and disbelief.

"I...I...this..."

"Stop freaking blabbering! Stay like this, go! Get rid of that eye-watering stench!"

Aizhi had a grim face outside.

Thinking back to how this blond muscular man was energetically pole dancing just yesterday.

Could he not do it today?

Moreover, those little subconscious buttock-covering movements he made in the kitchen were also very suspicious...

So.

This fool is likely trying to hurt himself to deal with me.

Stuff like "Hell’s Gate perianal abscess" must be self-inflicted!

Damn it.

If it weren’t self-made, how come there are green and red chili peppers, chicken essence, Sichuan pepper, light and dark soy sauce, and a garlic aroma in there?

Don’t want to lose out but still want to freeload my information, huh?

Sorry, I, Aizhi, am as cunning as a monkey, it’s definitely impossible for me to lose out!

Facing difficulties head-on has always been Aizhi’s style as a tough guy.

Very soon, in less than two minutes.

Ward came out.

Aizhi questioned him, dissatisfied.

"That quick? You managed to clean it all up?"

"This dirt on my body is natural, can’t be cleaned, no way."

Ward was pretty self-aware, he directly sprawled onto the bed, ready to be at your service.

Aizhi squinted, feeling frightened and daring to look at Ward again...

Huh?

It did seem considerably cleaner?

Hiss!

That’s not right!

But a closer look revealed something was off.

Still like a cursed abyss...

I am a freak, but coming across such tricks is extremely unsettling!

"Get back in! Watch me clean you up thoroughly with my own hands today!"

Seeing him come out, Aizhi made such a statement with great determination.

The direct consequence of continuing...

Yes.

Ward’s complexion changed.

Even though I had absorbed a lot of the essence from the chili peppers, being forcefully cleaned like this.

The effect would definitely be greatly reduced!

"Dude, dude! You can’t clean this by hand! It’s contagious!"

"Contagious my ass! Ward, I’ve got you today, not even Jesus can stop me! My word!"

The skinny Aizhi single-handedly lifted the muscular Ward and carried him into the bathroom and began personally scrubbing him.

...

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Aizhi sneaked up to Jiang Xiao’s room door.

If it weren’t a last resort, he really didn’t want to mess with this calamity star!

But if he didn’t seek him...

Thinking of Broken Tongue’s room full of props, Aizhi felt a chilly fear from the depths of his heart.

Having messed up the mute to such a state, if he didn’t do something for him, life would be worse than death.

Taking a deep breath, Aizhi knocked on Jiang Xiao’s door.

’Knock, knock, knock~’

After three to five seconds of silence.

There was no response inside.

"Dude, it’s me, Aizhi, I need to talk to you about something."

Still no response from inside.

"Dude, are you asleep? Make a sound if you are asleep."

This time, there was soon noise coming from inside the room.

"Squeak-squeak-squeak~"

Alright.

This guy went on to squeak three times; he must be dead asleep.

Aizhi sighed helplessly, deciding to come back tomorrow.

Mainly because he was worried about Jiang Xiao’s morning temper.

What if he woke him up and then forced him to dance on a pole all night long?

Hiss?

That’s not right either?

It’s only a little past eight in the evening. Why sleep so early?

But, after all, he did squeak at me...

What the heck?

Aizhi’s stroke and heart attack moves of the past decades indeed stunned the live stream audience.

Especially those who thought they were going to enjoy a drama, were now displeasedly grumbling.

[Are you kidding me? Is there genuinely someone in the world easier to fool than Jiang God?]

"I seriously suspect there’s something majorly wrong with this guy in the wire-rim glasses."

"Do you think his brain might have been infected by Jiang Xiao?"

But the following words only added confusion to confusion.

"Right, at least go in and check if Jiang Xiao is pretending to sleep?"

"I mean, if he isn’t asleep, great, and if he is, we can just leave, right?"

"At the very least, couldn’t he knock a few more times? At this time, even if he’s asleep, it’d definitely be a light sleep."

"Ah, I thought there was going to be a good show, but it turns out Jiang Xiao was actually sleeping. What a pity."

"I think it’s just that A-Zhi isn’t persistent enough. Would knocking a few more times kill him?"

Comments went silent...

They felt their intelligence was insulted to varying degrees.

After a long while, someone posted a math question.

"The guys above? What’s 0.5 x 0.8?"

"Nonsense, 0.04 of course! Even my son knows that."

"My grandson knows! The guy on the first floor must be retarded to ask that."

"Definitely not very bright, maybe some primary school kid who can’t do their homework and came here to ask."

"Am I the only one who thinks the answer is 0.4?"

"???"

"No way, it’s 2023. How could someone still say that?"

"What? 0.4? I think buddy, you’re missing a few screws, huh?"

"Let me give an example, 0.1 x 0.1 equals 0.01, right? So 0.5 x 0.8 equals 0.04!"

"Laughing to death. It’s a question even primary schoolers can solve, and he got it wrong?"

"0.4? Are you stupid? Since you say 0.5 x 0.8 equals 0.4, then how come 0.2 x 0.3 equals 0.06?"

The first-floor guy was completely silenced.

He didn’t even know how to retaliate.

Okay then.

If that’s the way it is, there’s really nothing more to argue about.

We can only say that many people in the live chat room really need to improve their IQ.

And they have ample reason to suspect.

The general decrease in intelligence, it seems awfully tied to this kid Jiang Xiao.

...

A-Zhi, who had just gone to his room to turn off the lights and sleep, jumped out of bed with a livid face.

Damn it!

What’s this squeaking?

Is this moderator treating me like an idiot to mess with?

He immediately rolled out of bed and went back to knock on Jiang Xiao’s door.

A-Zhi: (ꐦÒ‸Ó)۶ ’Knock Knock Knock!’

"Bro, are you really asleep?"

"Asleep! If you don’t believe me, listen, squeak, squeak, squeak!"

I’ll squeak your grandma’s legs squeaking!

Feeling his intelligence severely insulted, A-Zhi directly twisted the doorknob and walked in.

The first thing that struck his eye was Jiang Xiao’s expressionless, pale, and frozen face!

Just staring straight at him from behind the door!

Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ Damn!

A-Zhi shuddered with fear and couldn’t help but step back two or three steps before stopping.

"Bro, cough, still, you know, haven’t slept yet."

"Yeah, can’t sleep. Because although I seem carefree on the surface, I actually have worries too."

Alright, alright...

You stand at the door in the middle of the night giving me a scare, and now you’re bringing up worries?

"Sheesh, life, huh, shouldn’t be so full of worries. I have some fun stuff here we could do together..."

"No, you don’t understand me, just like the rogue boss doesn’t understand why Puff wants to be a teacher, like Sandy doesn’t understand why Mr. Krabs loves his money so much, or like Einstein can’t understand why Pai Daxing wants to ’mi li mi li giaogiao’!"

Jiang Xiao sighed, his brow seemingly filled with endless worries...

It’s over.

A-Zhi felt a sinking feeling in his heart.

He thought he could fool this admin into room ten like cheating a fool.

Now that he’s suddenly gone deep, what should I do?

Should I pretend to be deep too?

"I, I think there’s something not quite right about what you said, actually..."

"Actually, I’ve seen it all along. You just wanted to cozy up to me, right! I’ve noticed from the beginning that something was off about you!"

!!!

A-Zhi’s face turned pale in an instant!

Damn it, I haven’t even said anything yet!

Could this kid actually read minds?

"Hey! Exactly, someone without dreams like you, how could you ever be friends with someone like Pai Daxing!"

Jiang Xiao’s eyes drooped lifelessly, his face expressionless, staring intently at A-Zhi with a wise gaze.

A-Zhi’s legs were trembling.

Done for, this guy must really have mind-reading powers!

He already wanted to run away...

Whatever about cutting tongues or room ten, to hell with them!

He just wanted to get away from this lunatic!

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