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Chapter 141 - 135: Catching Jellyfish with SpongeBob

Chapter 141: Chapter 135: Catching Jellyfish with SpongeBob

He wanted to run.

But he feared provoking the administrator.

He certainly didn’t have the confidence to escape from Jiang Xiao’s clutches.

He swallowed to moisten his dry throat.

With trembling fear, A-Zhi followed up on Jiang Xiao’s words.

"Dreams, I, I have dreams, you, you, believe me, I really do."

"No! You don’t! If you do, then loudly tell me what your dream is! Lean next to my ear and say it three times! Hurry up and say it!"

Me... mention a dream?!

Can I tell you my dream is to be embraced by a multitude of naked men?

Dance passionately with them?

And then go enroll in the Fencing Club together?

Obviously not!

A-Zhi’s silence resulted in Jiang Xiao’s "Pai-style" educational method!

"Let me tell you, buddy, what a dream is! A dream actually is life, you understand! Oh! Life is like a big bowl of jellybeans, all sorts of dreams, no need to clean or scrub or tidy up!"

"Do you know, SpongeBob! This world is like a game, it’s no big deal! Let’s go catch jellyfish! Because then, we won’t have to do anything else, my best buddy SpongeBob! You must be thinking the same as me, right?"

After finishing his speech, Jiang Xiao pressed his so-called wise head close to A-Zhi.

The latter was so scared he didn’t dare say a word.

(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)

He even felt like he might pee himself.

What kind of person is this?!

Scaring people to death in the middle of the night, what on earth does he want?

"What are you dazing for, do you not want to go catch jellyfish with me?"

"Ah? Me, no, I want to! Of course, I want to!"

A-Zhi didn’t dare refuse, yet he was puzzled.

Was this administrator’s IQ doing the cha-cha slide?

If that was the case...

"Pai Daxing! I know a field of jellyfish, tons of them there!"

"You mean the kind where you, me, we all go now, catch some and even more later?"

What the hell is this?

He complained inwardly, but A-Zhi outwardly agreed.

"Yes, exactly, just like you’re imagining!"

"Alright! Then let’s get going, SpongeBob, I also know a spot that should be pretty good."

Jiang Xiao led the way out the door.

A-Zhi grit his teeth and chose to follow!

Better to die boldly than live forever without risk!

Besides, he might not necessarily die!

"SpongeBob, hurry, bring this! Pick up this net! Tonight we’ll catch plenty, because we are the best jellyfish hunters on Bikini Beach!"

Under A-Zhi’s bewildered expression,

Jiang Xiao handed him a spatula, while he himself grabbed his trusty big iron ladle.

"Don’t zone out! With so many jellyfish around don’t you want to catch them? This doesn’t sound like you, SpongeBob, are you an imposter? Oh! You know, Pai Daxing hates deception!"

Ah?

A-Zhi was close to crying faced with the empty hall.

What kind of person are you?

You’re the one treating me like SpongeBob, now you’re blaming me for being an imposter?!

"Hey! It flew away from the top right corner of your head! Catch it! Hurry up and catch it, why do you look so stunned? If you keep standing there dumb, I’ll turn you into a specimen!"

Turn me into a specimen?

A-Zhi didn’t care anymore!

He picked up the spatula and swung it towards his head!

"I caught it!"

"That’s right! Bullseye, I knew you could do it, SpongeBob, that’s fantastic! Just like that! Nicely caught! Let’s keep going!"

...

Meanwhile, the three people upstairs were also getting ready to set off.

First was the man with the severed tongue.

His face was still pale, staggering as he walked.

First day fried crispy, then clobbered all night by a pipe.

Not having eaten is one thing.

But today he was beaten with a serving of fatty pork, vomiting till tears flowed.

My mouth still has that sour, deathly taste!

Especially when SpongeBob bleeds...

Shit!

A gentleman always seeks revenge!

Next is Yao Han.

Cough, actually she didn’t really want to go...

Just thinking about Jiang Xiao’s expressionless face and his unemotional, intelligent tone of voice.

Yao Han would feel a headache brewing...

At this moment, her hair was disheveled, her complexion haggard.

Where was the refined queen’s demeanor of before?

Jiang Xiao had turned her into a housewife who seemed somewhat mentally disturbed.

"Duanshe, maybe, maybe we should just forget it?"

Looking at the hesitant Yao Han, Duanshe firmly signed with his hands.

Suggesting they could at least go take a look.

After all, with A-Zhi leading the way, if anything went wrong they could always just pull back and retreat!

Lastly, there was Old Wang.

The moment the door to Old Wang’s room opened.

A-Zhi and Yao Han were flabbergasted.

Old Wang’s eyes were bloodshot.

His expression of pain and struggle was almost on par with Duanshe when being force-fed fatty pork.

Duanshe signed asking what was up with Old Wang.

"I... I’m about to explode! Mi’ke, my Mi’ke! And Hashimoto! I can’t live without them for a day! I need to watch the teacher and housewife versions! I can’t hold it in for another moment!"

Ever since he lost his phone.

Old Wang felt like there were countless ants crawling all over his body.

He wanted to go down the imaginary route and power through.

But found his brain had already been fried.

Let alone whether he could actually conjure any images.

The main issue was that whatever he imagined just didn’t meet his psychological threshold!

This was torturing him.

He was so desperate he could have fought with Yao Han for eight hundred rounds right there and then!

However, a single cold look from Yao Han immediately killed that idea in Old Wang’s mind.

But...

Staring at the cold, disgusted look Yao Han gave him, Old Wang suddenly felt it.

"Oh! Yao Han! Yes, that’s right! Continue! Look at me with that trash-disdainful gaze, yes, that’s it! Crush me, I only deserve to live beneath your trampling!"

Everyone: ???

"Ew~ Spit!"

Yao Han grimaced in disgust, and immediately spat on the ground.

!!!

Old Wang treasured it like a priceless gem!

Old Wang: !(*⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)=͟͟͞͞➳Ohhh!!!

Holy shit!!!

=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

Yao Han almost vomited.

Who would have thought... she had indirectly "rewarded" Old Wang?

Even Duanshe didn’t expect Old Wang to be so perverted to this extent!

It’s too damn eye-searing!

If it had been saliva, Duanshe wouldn’t have been so shocked.

But this was phlegm!!

The live chat was also filled with question marks.

[???]

All kinds of comments flooded in.

[Damn it! Can that even work?]

[Where are the big names from the bizarre and heavy-taste district? What do you make of this move?]

[Uh, if we delve into the details, the live stream might get shut down...]

[DM me, thanks!]

While everyone was messing around.

Yao Han and the other two were already heading down the stairs.

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