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Chapter 139 - 133 - Dominating the Trending Searches

Chapter 139: Chapter 133 - Dominating the Trending Searches

"Heh, I knew something was off about that guy with the gold-rimmed glasses the moment he appeared!"

"No, you initially guessed he was a defense-type Soul Master, but it turns out he’s all about offense. Guess you were totally off the mark, huh?"

"I have to say, Ward’s got some brains, knowing to set things up in advance."

"Right, if he hadn’t made it clear beforehand, Achi might have chickened out after seeing Ward cursed by that demonic abyss."

"Not necessarily, who says men with powerful glasses don’t like to challenge themselves?"

Would Achi really dare to venture into an abyss cursed by demons?

In a cursed state, Ward was beyond just ’bad’.

He was a total disaster, an utter mess...

If Glasses Dude could handle that, they’d all have to take their hats off to him!

...

At that moment, Achi stood like a Great General who had been through countless battles, towering with pride!

"Heh, I still prefer your untamed look from last night~"

Huh?

Σ(ﾟдﾟlll)

What???

F*ck!

d(ŐдŐ๑)

What the hell is this?!!

"Heh, I am one who has received a blessing from the demon itself!"

Blessed by the freaking demon?

Not giving up, Achi went on to touch the domain that had been blessed...

Just like getting an electric shock, Achi quickly retracted his hand the moment he touched the demonic eye.

Hiss!

Was he really blessed?

That damned Eye of the Demon is so irritating to the touch and sticky!

The worst thing was, Achi could actually smell the scent of Sichuan peppercorn and garlic from it!

What the heck?

Did the demon fancy Sichuan cuisine or something?

Dammit!

Just by gazing into the demonic eye for a second, Achi’s tears started to flow uncontrollably.

Truly: spicy eyes!

Startled, Achi did a carp flip and bounced off the bed.

"I step on! You this... I just, this motherf*cker, sh*t, not, that... I this..."

After babbling incoherently for a while, Achi managed to calm his emotions.

But he still didn’t dare to look directly at Ward’s butt!

"What on earth is going on! You never mentioned your... your... rotting? Ulcerating? Garlic-scented? Spicy? Forgive my poor education, I don’t even know which word to use to describe it!"

Seeing Achi who had retreated three feet away from him.

Ward tried his best to hide his overwhelming joy, making his voice sound as innocent as possible.

"You never asked, did you? I told you, this could be a path to Hell’s Gate."

He couldn’t show any hint of happiness; otherwise, he might get beaten up!

Now it’s his turn to have the upper hand!

Before, you tricked me with a pun, now I’m getting you back with Hell’s Gate. Fair is fair!

Achi was so angry he was going crazy!

If he fired now, what then?

Even his Fangtian halberd could possibly corrode away by this Hell’s Gate!

"Tell me! Did you do this on purpose... Make it like this just now?"

Ward spread his hands, an expression of pure innocence on his face.

╮(･´～･｀)╭

"Not at all, this is a severe case of late-stage perianal abscess, hereditary, I’ve had it since I was little."

Had it since you were little my ass?

You must have been cursed by a demon, right?

Achi: ???

Live broadcast viewers: ????

Wang Defa?!!!

Fine, fine, fine!

That’s a fantastic excuse!

[I suppose perianal abscess itself never thought it could inherit such a skill.]

[Just asking out of curiosity, I know perianal abscess isn’t hereditary, but is it as disgusting as Ward’s butt?]

[Of course not! His case is so extreme it’s off the charts!]

[Achi: Ghosts frightened me but never harmed me; it’s humans that scared me to the bone.]

[This round, the perianal abscess is taking the blame.]

[Perianal abscess has met its biggest critic in a lifetime.]

[No, I’ve never seen a perianal abscess, but now whatever it is, I’ll imagine it to be just like what’s on Ward’s butt right now.]

[...]

It’s over.

Because of Ward’s butt-demonstrating incident.

The fear factor of a perianal abscess in the public’s mind soared drastically.

Many people who felt discomfort behind started to strip off their pants in front of the mirror...

Well, but... taking a peek isn’t really a bad thing, it’s always good to prevent things before they arise.

Even many very healthy people were scared into a paranoid frenzy.

Why not check out the symptoms of an abscess in its early stages?

On that very day, "perianal abscess" shot up to the top of the search trends like a rocket.

It quickly spread like wildfire, taking over the entire hot search list.

Including but not limited to:

"Photos of perianal abscess"

"Early symptoms and treatment of perianal abscess"

"Is there hope for late-stage perianal abscess?"

"Is perianal abscess contagious?"

These were all okay, people could accept them.

But some styles of searches were a bit... abstract.

"What’s a perianal abscess? Can it be eaten?"

"What’s the efficacy of the pus from a perianal abscess? If you were to eat it, should it be ingested or applied topically?"

The website operators were freaking out.

The operators couldn’t have dreamt of it.

They couldn’t lower the search trend fast enough to keep up with everyone’s searching frequency!

Even the "website" would never have imagined that one day it would be overrun by perianal abscess searches.

In the end, it was the website’s operating big BOSS who made a sweeping decision!

"What are you doing? Stop trying to suppress it! Push all these hot searches to the top! What are you even getting paid for?"

"Ah?"

Push it to the top?

Many operators were bewildered.

Their site usually promoted young popular stars, rising starlets, and a variety of edgy videos.

Now they were supposed to not just stop lowering the trend for "perianal abscess," but to push it?!

Seeing these baffled faces, the BOSS scolded them with disappointment!

"What ’ah’? Start promoting a special medicine for preventing and curing perianal abscesses! Right, not only do we need links to the medicine under each hot search, we also need a separate express link directing to a big pharmacy, offering ’Line-Up for Regular Consultation’ and ’Fast-Track VIP Consultation’ services!"

Holy crap!

(´◑д◐｀)

Many operators had a sudden epiphany!

That’s why he’s the BOSS, huh?

Look at that!

Just this little move was enough to give them a lesson!

Following the BOSS’s plan, this move was bound to grind like a peppermill... and they were going to earn a hefty spice!

At this moment, A Zhi’s face looked as ugly as if he had eaten a dead child.

Ward didn’t speak, nor did he pull up his pants, just standing there with his back to A Zhi.

Come on, this is the show!

Continuously disgusting this bespectacled man with his back turned and butt facing him.

"Enough, enough! Pull up your pants, I’m telling you to pull up your pants! That stench is blinding my eyes!"

Damn it!

The stench was so pungent, anyone would think they had entered some Sichuan restaurant!

Ward pulled up his pants leisurely and unhurriedly.

"Alright, then isn’t it time for you to keep your promise?"

Ah, this...

A Zhi was conflicted.

Based on what was just discussed, he really had to agree.

But for sure he was feeling annoyed, not having gotten any advantage himself, totally a loss-making deal!

A Zhi bit his lip, pondering whether there was a way to break through the situation.

"What you just said, don’t tell me you’re thinking of going back on your word? If you’re not playing anymore, then keep your promise and tell me the information. I need to rush back to sleep."

Ward urged, although he was trying to hide it, a momentary look of triumph on his face was caught by A Zhi.

Wait a minute?

Something’s off!

There was something very wrong with the way Ward was acting while cooking...

Damn it, is this guy playing me?

"Wait! I’m not done here! Are you saying you’re giving up?!"

What?

Ward was dumbfounded.

He was going to continue the game?

Wasn’t he just wearing an expression of surrender?

"Blond muscly man, let me tell you, I, A Zhi, don’t do business at a loss. Don’t think just because you have an abscess I can’t cure you! My family has been in traditional medicine for nine generations!"

At this declaration, the world was shocked!

The comments exploded.

No way, A Zhi, Great General?

Even with Ward looking like that, are you still going to pick up your halberd and keep fighting?

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