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Chapter 138 - 132 The Gate to "Hell

Chapter 138: Chapter 132 The Gate to "Hell

He Menghan took a deep breath and kept comforting herself in her mind.

"He’s an idiot he’s an idiot he’s an idiot...."

"Don’t get angry, don’t get angry, don’t get angry..."

How could a normal person possibly get angry with an idiot?

Jiang Xiao’s nonsense had even the usually composed Aunt Xiu struggling to hold it together.

The muscles on her face twitched for a long time before finally stopping.

"Forget it, little Meng, let’s eat. Negotiating with him is just a waste of time."

A waste of time? It was simply inviting discomfort for herself!

He Menghan felt as if there were ants crawling all over her, and she guessed she wouldn’t sleep well that night.

"Let’s eat, let’s eat, Xiao Ran, stop staring at that idiot and eat!"

"Oh~"

Xiao Ran weakly agreed and started to eat quietly.

The situation now was this.

There wasn’t much to say about the unlucky duo, A Zhi and Lao Mu.

They were afraid of Jiang Xiao.

He Menghan and Aunt Xiu absolutely loathed Jiang Xiao the lunatic.

If it weren’t for the fear that Jiang Xiao had some secret, they would have taken action without hesitation despite the cost.

Xiao Qing still seemed neutral, showing no particular stance.

But Xiao Ran’s gaze toward Jiang Xiao was filled with admiration.

She didn’t know if this administrator was really an idiot or not.

Xiao Ran only knew that the words from Uncle Administrator about Ocean Wanderer, Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob were incredibly attractive to her.

Especially that magic conch that could answer any question!

It really made this naive little girl yearn for more.

That’s it?

"What a pity, I thought I’d get to see Jiang tackle a big fight."

"Mainly because Aunt Xiu and the rest didn’t have much hostility, they couldn’t start anything..."

"I really like that little girl, Xiao Ran~"

"She looks so well-behaved, especially with those bright, admiring eyes, it’s killing me."

"Speaking of which, I can’t help but look at the rebel in my own home, this little wretch not only doesn’t eat his food, but he also splashed congee on my face and cursed at me. I really want to give him a beating!"

"Now that you mention it, I kind of feel like hitting my son too, he threw one of my good neckties into the washing machine."

"You’re hitting? Then I’ll have to hit mine too! He completely ruined all my makeup! A thousand bucks worth!"

"If you all are hitting... then I guess I have to teach that rebel a lesson as well."

"I’ve already started, no more nonsense, here’s a picture! (Image JPG)"

...

After finishing washing the dishes, Ward adjusted his mentality and ultimately arrived at the door of the perverted, gold-rimmed glasses man.

After hesitating for a moment, he carefully took out a small bottle.

Seemingly grinding his teeth as he made up his mind.

He threw his head back and swallowed all the pills inside before he started knocking on the door.

’Knock knock knock~’

’Creak~’

Just as Ward finished knocking, A Zhi immediately opened the door from inside.

Obviously, the latter, wearing a sly grin, had been waiting for a while.

And A Zhi had even taken his bath in advance, donning only... a bathrobe.

Plus, with his steps so wide as he walked, the long trunk of the elephant was occasionally peeking out.

Inevitably, the elephant’s trunk was seen by Ward.

It was as if he had been contaminated mentally the moment he entered.

"He he he, buddy, you know what’s good? Tsk, believe me, only I can give you a way to survive in this villa."

A Zhi immediately fired off a sugary cannonball.

A way for me to survive?

Ward was dismissive, for he knew for certain that he couldn’t trust everything A Zhi said.

"Maybe, I should take a shower first?"

"Nah, no need, I like the natural scent! That’s the real deal!"

Sheesh!

So freaking twisted?

You gotta know Ward had just finished working and eating.

His body not only stunk of kitchen fumes but also grease and sour, sticky sweat.

Done for.

Does A-Zhi really have such heavy tastes?

Ward started to worry that his "preparation" might turn out to be useless.

Who knows, maybe this gold-rimmed glasses guy is into this eye-watering spiciness?

If that’s the case.

Then all his previous actions were like squatting to watch the sky...completely blind, right?

"Wait! Stop for a second, holy crap!"’

Ward interrupted A-Zhi’s spellcasting.

"Oh my God, do you have anything else to say?"

"Damn right I do! Isn’t this a pants-on-fire, crotch-burning situation?"

Ward wouldn’t fall in the same hole twice, of course, he had to ask!

"I have a few questions."

"OK, go ahead! Ask away! And make it quick, I’m pretty anxious."

A-Zhi lifted his head from within his chest hair, signaling Ward to ask anything.

Ward clenched his teeth, his face painted with the expression of being hugely ripped off.

"First, what can you give me? There’s no free lunch in this world!"

Yo?

Getting smarter?

"First off, I’ll tell you who in this villa harbors less murderous intentions towards you."

"That’s it? You’ve already tricked me with this last time!"

A-Zhi smirked devilishly, ready to throw in more.

"At the same time, I’ll throw in a secret about one of them for you~"

"Just two conditions? Anything else?"

It was clear Ward was still not satisfied.

And the more he was like this, the more it stirred A-Zhi’s desire to dominate, so he upped the ante.

"Of course not, it mainly depends on how good you perform tonight. If you’re as excellent inside as out, I’ll definitely offer help within my capabilities...and might even save your life if necessary."

"Anything else?"

Ward grew more demanding, and A-Zhi’s face slowly darkened.

"Manager, have you ever heard of ’greed will swallow you whole’? The more you want, the more you’ll choke yourself! I’ve already given you plenty!"

According to A-Zhi’s words.

Besides excluding those who currently didn’t want to kill Ward.

He could also learn someone’s secret.

Clearly, this secret could provide significant assistance to Ward.

As for the last one, A-Zhi’s help, he had no hope for that.

Excellence inside and out?

Ward wasn’t sure if A-Zhi meant good in bed or good in form.

But anyway, he probably wouldn’t meet the standard on either count.

"Alright, my treasure~ Let’s get down to business now!"

"Wait!"

Ward held back the bespectacled man’s head that was lurching forward, once again interrupting the pre-spell motion.

"I’ve still got something!"

"Speak! Better spill it all at once!"

A-Zhi was also getting impatient being interrupted twice when he was hot to trot.

"Am I to understand that as long as I let you do whatever you want, the conditions you agreed to will count?"

"Of course! But there’s one thing: if you perform poorly, I might not be willing to protect you in the coming days!"

"What if you were to face a road to hell?"

Gradually coaxing him, Ward finally voiced his biggest concern.

"Cut the crap! Busy baby! Hell, I ain’t afraid of it!"

Good, that’s exactly what I’ve been waiting for you to say!

At his limit, A-Zhi could no longer hold back a fraction!

He forced Ward down onto the bed with a reverse grip, yanking off his big underpants fiercely.

Seeing such an eager A-Zhi, the lighthouse’s live chat also began to stir into discussion.

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