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Chapter 137 - 131 You Kidnapped Jiang Daxing!

Chapter 137: Chapter 131 You Kidnapped Jiang Daxing!

Seeing such an obedient Ward, A zhi laughed.

Looking at the smug A zhi, Ward also laughed.

Both with ulterior motives were waiting to fiercely fool each other later!

Xiao Qing glanced at the two displaying "intimacy" in the kitchen and couldn’t help but smirk.

One wouldn’t know he was pre-celebrating for A zhi.

...

On the other hand, Naizi did as Xiao Qing had instructed after dinner.

She delivered the food to the door of the room upstairs, knocked, and left without lingering.

Seeing Naizi’s actions,

the group downstairs, including Aunt Xiu, scoffed again.

If one might say Naizi figuring out the rules by swapping the room number plate of Room 10 with her own was her guess,

what then explains the food delivery "according to rules"?

Downstairs, there was certainly an informant telling Naizi about the loophole in the rules!

But they were still puzzled.

Why would this informant make such a foolish move?

It couldn’t save Naizi and might even risk exposing his own ’ghostly’ identity.

Who would make such a losing deal?

Involuntarily, everyone’s eyes locked onto Lao Mu...

That’s right.

Only an honest person would make such a foolish, no-reward good deed.

Lao Mu immediately raised his hand to declare his absolute innocence.

To backtrack, even if he genuinely wanted to help the girl, he wouldn’t use such a foolhardy method, right?

Isn’t that just inviting unnecessary suspicion!

"And besides! Of all the good people here, why suspect just me, the honest one?"

A zhi didn’t take a stance, his gaze flickering as he lowered his head to eat.

He Menghan innocently shrugged, put down her bowl, and went straight back to her room.

Watching He Menghan’s departing figure, Aunt Xiu huffed coldly.

"Hmph, no matter who it is, you better not let me catch you!"

Then she lowered her head and continued eating her unfinished meal.

"Mom, I’m going to play with Aunt Menghan."

Xiao Ran wanted to leave his bowl and follow He Menghan, but Aunt Xiu scolded him.

"Keep eating! Eat more so you can grow faster!"

"But, but there’s too much leftover food today, I didn’t notice and ate too much, now I feel so full..."

"There are no buts! You must finish your food, not a single grain left!"

Xiao Ran fell silent, then silently sat back at the dining table, holding his small bowl gloomily.

Lao Mu and A zhi didn’t plead for him.

They knew Aunt Xiu was always strict with Xiao Ran.

Anyone daring to speak for Xiao Ran now would surely face Aunt Xiu’s furious tirade.

The atmosphere at the dining table became increasingly oppressive.

Xiao Qing moved his lips, but ultimately chose silence, not breaking the awkwardness like before.

The meal was uncomfortable for everyone.

...

Emperor Jiang Xiao, however, was well attended to.

After all, those on the first floor had temporarily given up on their special designs for him.

Especially A zhi and Lao Mu, who, till now, dared not meet Jiang Xiao’s gaze.

While others felt just a slight apprehension.

These two unfortunate souls huddled in a corner, as if comparing who was more pathetic.

A zhi was eating in the corner.

Purely because Xiao Ran had earlier seen him soaked and thought he was eating poop.

Thus, A zhi still hadn’t earned the right to eat at the table.

"Lao Mu, what brings you here too?"

A zhi playfully glanced at the old man, unable to resist teasing.

"Oh, well, I, I thought I’d change my posture, it aids digestion."

Haha~

Digestion my ass!

I think you’re purely scared by that psychotic manager and now can’t dare to eat at the table, right?

No worries, it’s not shameful, I understand you, Lao Mu.

"Lao Mu, you’re really not going to eat at the table?"

Aunt Xiu called out to Lao Mu in the corner from the dining table.

"Sat down, sat down, I’m sitting on the floor to eat, my teeth hurt if I eat at the table."

Teeth hurt?

Aunt Xiu gave Lao Mu a weird look and let it go, let him sit on the floor if he likes.

Maybe Lao Mu was trying to keep the lonely A zhi company in the corner.

Though she disliked A zhi, after all, having been together for so long, it was normal to develop feelings.

"Jiang Xiao, Aunt Xiu wants to talk to you for a bit, you don’t mind, do you?"

After a reflective afternoon with He Menghan, Aunt Xiu decided it was time to be blunt.

This manager seemed strange at every turn.

Despite looking like an early grave type with no brains, he was still alive and kicking.

To be cautious, Aunt Xiu planned to turn a blind eye.

As long as this manager didn’t provoke them, they would maintain a truce.

Let him pass the level!

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s vacant look, He Menghan couldn’t help but speak up to remind him.

"Manager, Aunt Xiu is speaking to you."

"Ah? What did she eat?"

"Not eat, she has something to say to you."

He Menghan patiently translated for Jiang Xiao.

"Right, Jiang Xiao, Aunt Xiu wants to talk to you about something. For the next few days, don’t cause any trouble. We won’t mess with you, okay?"

Jiang Xiao’s eyes lit up, disbelieving, he asked back.

"Really?"

Aunt Xiu smiled gently, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.

"Of course it’s true, that’s why I came to ask for your opinion, isn’t it?"

Aunt Xiu’s attitude was simple.

If you agree, great, then everyone’s happy.

If you refuse, no problem, then let’s see whose tactics are stronger!

If all else fails, just go upstairs and ask those three big shots to come out of hiding and help suppress this weird administrator!

Although those upstairs are crazier, Aunt Xiu was confident that the three would still show her some respect.

By then, with the three people from upstairs and the four from downstairs taking action together, who could stop them?

Even if Jiang Xiao was strong, he’d still end up skinned and boned!

Trio: ???

Should I thank your whole family or something?

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiao still looked dazed.

"What do you mean by that? I...I don’t quite understand."

Tsk!

How can this guy be so dumb?

Translator He Menghan helplessly explained again.

"Miss Xiu means, if you’re willing to be friends with everyone, then everything is negotiable. If not, we might need to take some action."

"Um~"

Jiang Xiao frowned, pondering. The conversation was too much for his brain to handle at once.

He Menghan and Aunt Xiu thought he was seriously considering the pros and cons of the situation.

After a long while, Jiang Xiao finally nodded.

"So, have you thought it through?"

"Yes, Jiang Daxing has thought it through. If you won’t be my friend, then I’ll turn you into a specimen."

Dumb?

Specimen?!

Is that the conclusion you came up with after all this thinking?

The two women fell silent.

Xiao Qing and Xiao Ran were scared silly.

Ah Zhi and Old Mu in the corner were dumbstruck.

Not trying to shock people, are we?

Good lord, they were discussing things nicely with you, and you talk about turning people into specimens? Isn’t that a bit too arrogant?

He Menghan wanted to explode. She was already quick-tempered, but Aunt Xiu quietly calmed her down.

"Can’t you see he’s an idiot? He didn’t understand any of the implications we were talking about!"

He Menghan managed to suppress her anger for the moment.

Right.

This kid just didn’t get it.

The communication between the two sides wasn’t on the same wavelength at all.

"Jiang Xiao, let me cut to the chase. Do you want to make friends with us, or do you want to be our enemy?"

"Friends? I have SpongeBob, why would I need any more friends? Only thing is, I don’t know where he is now. As you can see, he might have lost me, or maybe, I got lost myself, I don’t really understand."

"Eh?" Jiang Xiao blinked, looking around in disbelief.

"Where is this! Oh my god! And who are you guys! You’ve kidnapped me, god! Ocean Wanderer, I need the help of Ocean Wanderer now! Someone has kidnapped Pai Daxing! Help!"

My god...

What is this kid going on about?

Especially the two poor saps in the corner, a thousand curses raced through their minds.

You’re bringing up more nonsense?

Playing the victim, huh?

Stop pretending, you weren’t like this when you were tormenting us, right!

"Shut up! No one kidnapped you here!"

He Menghan’s voice was nearly a roar.

"I just want to know, do you freaking want to make peace with us or not! From now on, let’s go our separate ways!"

Her high-pitched voice acted like a sedative for the frantic Jiang Xiao.

"Ah, you mean, from now on, we should mind our own business?"

Phew~

His mother, one really has to wonder if his brain is malfunctioning.

But thankfully, he finally got it.

"Yes, that’s right, that’s what we mean, so we came to ask what you think."

"Why are you asking me?"

Everyone: ...

"This matter doesn’t have much to do with me at the outset. I think you might try asking the Magic Conch. It should answer your questions."

Everyone’s faces were filled with befuddled question marks.

What the hell?

What is this Magic Conch?

One moment you seem normal, the next you’re acting up?

Eff it, isn’t this matter related to you?

If it’s unrelated to you, why would we be asking you, at all?!

Unsure if He Menghan was furious or simply baffled by Jiang Xiao, she blurted out instinctively.

"Where is this Magic Conch you mentioned?"

Jiang Xiao stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"It’s in an open area on Baker Street in Bikini Castle at Bikini Beach. The Magic Conch is a token in the ’Magic Conch Club’ that SpongeBob, Brother Octopus, and I formed. Also, you should trust the Magic Conch for any matter, just like I trust SpongeBob always!"

Damn it...

He Menghan was staggered on the spot.

Why on earth did I follow up with this fool’s nonsense?

Waste of breath asking this lunatic!