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Chapter 128 - 122: Awei Eighteen Forms

Chapter 128: Chapter 122: Awei Eighteen Forms

Old Wang just wanted to get rid of him as fast as possible.

So he gobbled down a few bites until he was full, and then hurriedly urged Jiang Xiao to go find Yao Han to watch videos.

Very soon.

With a blank expression, Jiang Xiao knocked on Yao Han’s door.

Inside, Yao Han dressed in a luxurious white Hanfu, was charmingly applying her makeup.

’Dong dong dong~’

"Who is it?"

No response came from outside.

This made Yao Han unintentionally furrow her brows.

It’s mealtime, could it be that man who has come?

’Dong dong dong~’

The knocking stirred again.

"Who is it exactly? Are you here to deliver food?"

Still, no answer came from the other side.

But her instincts told her that the person hadn’t left and was just standing there, waiting for her to come out.

’Dong dong dong~’

Persistent knocking, followed by someone who delivers food and refuses to leave?

Damn it!

Yao Han’s face instantly fell.

Yao Han: (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Right, it had to be him, the blockhead.

Who else would have such audacity?

And intentionally remain silent?

Trying to trick me into opening the door, huh?

Hoping I’ll listen to your Hou Yi shooting down nine suns or maybe a month’s worth of stories?

Pfft, pfft, pfft!

(ﾉꐦ๑´益`๑)ﾉ彡┻━┻

Humph, there’s no way I’ll make things go your way.

This meal...

I might as well not eat today!

"Stop knocking, I’m not eating today, you can leave!"

Ah, this...

The people in the Dragon Country live room no longer knew what to say.

In the eyes of others, the three rooms upstairs were "Hell’s Gate."

Anyone who enters has an almost certain chance of dying.

Chosen ones from other nations would at most knock on the door, drop off food at the entrance, and be done with it.

They run away as if chased by a damn dog, almost lamenting not being born with an extra pair of legs.

Why does it change style when it comes to Jiang Xiao?

Forcing the big weirdo inside to even lose their appetite...

And looking at Jiang Xiao’s clueless, simpleton face,

It’s clear he’s telling Yao Han that even if she doesn’t open the door, he’s not planning on leaving.

’Dong dong dong~’

Oh my ancestors, I already said I’m not eating, why won’t you leave!

Yao Han paced restlessly inside the room.

Many people find the sound of knocking annoying, and Yao Han was no exception.

It’s like a death knell, ’dong dong dong,’ and Jiang Xiao isn’t just continually knocking, but keeping up a weird rhythm.

’Dong dong dong~’

Argh!

୧(๑▼皿▼๑)୨

Yao Han frantically ran her hands through her hair.

She thought to herself that it truly was him; you don’t even have to see his face, his knocking alone could torment you.

If I don’t open the door, the dumbass outside wouldn’t just keep on knocking, would he?

No, no, no...

There’s no way that could be.

Aside from lickspittle lovefools like Pleasing Sheep, what normal person would incessantly knock on a "door" they know won’t open?

’Dong dong dong~’

Tsk!

Any normal person would take a hint and leave, but the issue is this idiot isn’t normal...

"Hey! Stop freaking knocking, I’m coming out! Damn!"

Yao Han stormed over and flung the door open.

Outside, Jiang Xiao’s hand, ready to knock again, froze mid-air.

"Are you sick or something? Why keep knocking on my damn door? I’m not eating this food, okay? Real damn bad luck this is!"

"I..."

"What ’I’? What’s with all the knocking?!"

"I was playing a door-knocking game, I just got to the sixth knock before you interrupted."

Oh, for the love of door-knocking games!

Sure enough, if I hadn’t opened the door, this idiot would’ve just kept going!

"What do you want? Speak up if you have something to say, and then get lost!"

Looking at the irate Yao Han in front of him, Jiang Xiao instinctively took two steps back.

"Why have you become so fierce? Last night, when you were telling me stories, you were quite gentle."

Gentle my grandma’s leg!

Pfft!

Only one of us can be happy between us.

If I don’t act a bit fiercer, I’ll be the one to suffer in a moment!

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiao, uncharacteristically, didn’t argue back, but showed no intention of leaving either.

He just stood there at Yao Han’s doorway, his gaze... odd, somewhere between intelligent and painful.

Perhaps, even Pai Daxing has its unhappy moments, huh~

Suddenly, Yao Han noticed Jiang Xiao’s face slowly turning pale, and then gradually darkening to a purplish hue...

What does this mean?

Is the food poisoned?

"I said, what’s wrong with you?"

"Hu~"

Jiang Xiao exhaled a deep breath of stale air, then began taking deep breaths of fresh air.

"I, I think I just forgot something again; I forgot to breathe!"

Yao Han: ...

Can you not act so brainless?

That comment just rendered Yao Han pretty speechless.

Looking at Jiang Xiao standing in front of her door like a telephone pole, not planning to leave at all.

Yao Han had a flash of inspiration and came up with a devilish plan to divert the trouble!

Since he’s a fool, there’s probably no harm in treating him like one, right?

"Ahem, well, Mr. Manager, since you want to play a knocking game, well, knock on that one then."

Yao Han: "That one right there!"

Following the direction she pointed, Jiang Xiao slowly shook his head.

"I just came from Old Wang’s place; he said you wanted to watch a movie with me..."

I want to watch a movie?!!

Yao Han went silent, as if struck by lightning, her body instantly stiffened.

With my stunning beauty, if I want to see something, all I need is a mirror; what need have I for movies?

Damn Old Wang, I just @#%*￥... Ah!

Wait a second?

Was it that pervert Old Wang who sent this lunatic to my doorstep?

In that instant.

Yao Han’s hatred for Old Wang even surpassed that for Jiang Xiao.

To get rid of this nutcase’s nagging, he sent him to me?

Yao Han’s proud chest heaved with indignation.

At the same time, she came up with a plan!

"Mr. Manager, do you like watching movies?"

"I quite like them. To come see you, I even deliberately learned a couple of moves."

What are you talking about?

Can these things really be learned on the spot?

"What did you learn?" Yao Han asked with a peculiar look on her face.

Jiang Xiao: •̀.̫•́✧)╭☞（°） "Well, look at my hand gestures~"

Yao Han: ...

Seriously?

Is... is this the legendary ’Boa’s Finger’ used by Sister Boa?!

Jiang Xiao: "And now, look at this move, ’Crystal Love’!"

Yao Han: ? ? ?

Wow!

(ʃƪ⁰̷̴)꒨(⁰̷̴)

Didn’t expect it, huh?

This fool actually knows so much?!

"Ts, ts, ts~"

Yao Han smacked her lips, scrutinizing Jiang Xiao seriously for the first time.

Let’s be real.

Although this manager might be a fool, there’s nothing to complain about regarding his looks...

Right.

And they say fools have great strength; I wonder if that’s true or not?

Upon further thought... it’s not like I couldn’t accept it, right?

It has been a long time since I’ve truly been with a man...

Maybe getting close, I could uncover the secrets of this manager?

To take a step back.

Having such a powerful man as my devoted minion, captivated by my beauty, Yao Han...

Wouldn’t be a bad thing, would it?

With these thoughts, Yao Han’s face once again donned a gentle big sister’s smile.

"How about it? Shall we go inside and talk it over?"

"Okay!"

’Click~’

As soon as Jiang Xiao entered the room, a joyous Yao Han locked the door behind him.

For the time ahead, she intended to properly educate this fool.

Let him find out how joyful it can be to be a man!

Preferably, to make him unable to leave her~

With this thought, Yao Han subconsciously displayed her charms, unable to help but lick her enchanting red lips.

As everyone knows.

The frequency of bullet comments in the live stream only dwindles under two circumstances.

One is when the atmosphere is tense and needs to be recorded, the other is when it’s *tense* and needs to be recorded.

"Come on, let me pour you a cup of tea~"

"Thank you, but as a deep man, I’d like a glass of juice."

"Fine fine fine, whatever you want to drink is fine~"

After pouring the juice, Yao Han moved behind Jiang Xiao and began to massage him to relax.

Her slender hands gently caressed Jiang Xiao’s shoulders.

"So, what kind of movie do you want to watch with your sister?"

"After I finish this glass, you’ll find out soon enough."

"Hehe, actually, we don’t have to watch a movie; your sister knows how to do everything, I can teach you~"

Perhaps to prove she was an old hand at this, Yao Han intentionally bent over to massage Jiang Xiao.

The silk ribbons falling from her Hanfu, carrying her unique gardenia scent, draped over Jiang Xiao’s face.

"Teach what?"

"Hehe, there’s no technique your sister doesn’t know, you just need to let me handle everything and enjoy my full-autopilot mode."

"Hu~"

Yao Han leaned down so close that her soft lips nearly touched Jiang Xiao’s ear.

With her movements, the silken fabric of her Hanfu brushed Jiang Xiao’s face with scents of fragrance.

With his back to her, Jiang Xiao couldn’t see the spectacle.

But the viewers in the live stream room were feasting their eyes.

The angle at which Yao Han bent over was quite steep...

Although the white bellyband was somewhat in the way.

But the chasm that it couldn’t contain made countless viewers’ mouths parched and tongues dry.

[I take my words back; Miss Nazhi is not the fiercest!]

[Bear in mind, bellybands have a great effect on binding the chest; which means...]

Which means, the true magnificence of Yao Han is even grander than what everyone’s seeing now?

[Jiang God... damn, I wish I could take his place!]

[That’s right, not only is this femme fatale throwing herself at him, she’s offering full-auto to Jiang Xiao too?!]

[Damn! I’m so jealous it’s making Jier turn purple!]

Just when everyone thought they were in for a treat.

A snicker from Jiang Xiao shattered the intimate atmosphere Yao Han had created.

"Ha ha, you teaching me? You talk as if you really know everything."