I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 127 - 121 Yao Han Wants You to Watch a Movie

Chapter 127: Chapter 121 Yao Han Wants You to Watch a Movie

Wait, wait, wait...

As if cursed by an evil spirit, the intense pain made Ward grit his teeth.

Wait, wait, wait!

It has to be done gradually...

Oh my goodness!

The audience in the lighthouse’s live room were screaming their eyes were burning!

They figured it out, the operator of "Analog Horror" is a female creature!

Damn it, from Meichuan Neiku to Ward.

No matter how extreme or perverted the two were, Kaidan didn’t say they would censor the live broadcast.

And how about her attitude towards girls?

From bathing Shi Shi when she was four or five...

To an adult woman bathing.

Everything was censored tightly, not a single hair could be seen!

[Damn! Why use filthy stuff like Ward to burn my eyes!]

[Fuck you squid! How come I see the shadow of Meichuan Neiku on Ward!]

[Well, not exactly, at least, he’s more of a man than Meichuan Neiku.]

[Top, let’s be honest, your Ward is indeed very manly, tough on himself without needing anyone else, can’t be criticized for that!]

Motherfucka squid!!!

This kind of "tough guy" the lighthouse would rather not have!

This Ward even stuck out his butt and took a provocative mirror shot!

Fuck!

At this moment, Ward was somewhat unfamiliar with the mirror move, missing the target several times.

"Shit, now would be the perfect time for one of Aunt Marilyn’s funnel!"

Everyone: ???

So you’re not satisfied and want to pour something in with a funnel?

Dude, can you have some decency?

After much trial and error, Ward finally got a hang of it.

First, he used some peanut oil for his own SAP.

Right, he brought out a whole set of kitchen items.

Ward nodded satisfactorily at his reflection in the mirror.

"Hehehe, worthy of the great move passed down by Evil God Birus, it would be tricky for most people, wouldn’t it?"

The chat had gone silent.

How to put it, this... it’s hard to comment.

It was seasoning with raw peanut oil and soy sauce, looking insanely twisted.

Dripping down the sauce.

Holy shit!

What the heck is this idiot planning to do now?!!

Under everyone’s gaze, Ward picked up a bottle of Sichuan pepper oil with a serious expression.

"Heh, with this weapon of the Evil God, watch how I’ll fucking numb him to death!"

Everyone: ???

[Idiot! Who said numbing definitely won’t work?]

[Fuck you, squid, so stupid! My uncle Pete would definitely whip Ward’s ass with his belt if he saw this, oh I swear, my uncle Pete would definitely do that!]

[Shit! It might have been over in five minutes, but with this numbing, you’ve just delayed the bespectacled man!]

Ward looked at himself in the mirror, satisfied.

At the moment, he felt slippery all over, as if diarrhea was trickling through his pockets.

While everyone was furiously denouncing Ward’s brain-dead operation,

The chat suddenly stopped.

Ward’s gaze locked onto the chili pepper essence he had grabbed from the kitchen...

Not mad, not alive!

I’m not only going to numb him, I’m going to spice him into agony!

The chat was dumbfounded...

What the hell is this guy holding?

The words on the bottle were tiny, but the drawing of explosive chili peppers said it all.

Damn!

(´◑д◐｀)? Ah?

He... he wouldn’t really do that, would he?

That’s chili essence!

"Fuck, I’m going all in!"

Seemingly resolute, Ward hardened his heart and clenched his teeth, pushing it all in!

Because of the peanut and Sichuan pepper oil previously poured, Ward did not initially feel pain.

Until he shoved the whole bottle in...

Sizzling hot...

Scorching hot!

It was as if he had been cut and axed from the inside out and then blasted with a flamethrower!

Pain made Ward instantly kneel and curl into a ball on the ground.

Σ_(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇」∠)_"Ow ow ow ow! Ah! I~%?...;#*’☆&℃$! It’s burning! The back must be on fire!"

Even though steaming sweat was dripping and his veins were bulging from the spiciness!

Ward still resisted the urge to wash it off!

"Shit! I must endure! Washing it off now would waste all the effort! If anyone dares to mess with me, I must make them doubt their life!!"

[...]

[???]

[I really find it hard to comment...]

[Tough guy! Ward is definitely someone who will achieve great things!]

[Although the way he’s tough is a bit off, you gotta say he’s damn tough!]

He had no choice!

Just dealing with a glasses-wearing guy made him give it his all.

Not to mention things like the secret Room 10 and hanging ghosts.

He was out of time, tonight he had to make a choice.

Today’s pain could be traded for tonight’s relaxation.

Maybe glasses guy, seeing him cursed by an Evil God, might just take pity and let him off just this once?

...

While Ward was degrading himself,

Jiang Xiao and Old Wang were staring each other down, wide-eyed to narrow-eyed.

"Do you really have a disease?"

"I really do have a disease! Go bother someone else, I’m begging you, just go!"

Old Wang was desperate...

This manager just wouldn’t leave.

What on earth about a dirty, smelly old man like himself could possibly attract him?

Wasn’t the stunning beauty next door Yao Han more appealing?

"I don’t buy it, what disease do you have? You look perfectly normal to me."

"Brain thrombosis! I have severe brain thrombosis, been suffering for over a decade now!"

Huh?

Jiang Xiao was shocked and hurriedly got up, beginning to search frantically for something.

???

Although Jiang Xiao made many moves that Old Wang couldn’t understand, Old Wang couldn’t help but ask.

"Bro, what are you looking for? Want me to help?"

Jiang Xiao, with a dark face, looked like he’d been deceived.

"I’m looking for your brain! Are you lying to me? Didn’t you say you had a brain thrombosis? Where did your brain get blocked? I can’t find it! You know, dude, I totally don’t understand this."

Old Wang: ...

What are you searching for?

If you can spout such nonsense about brain thrombosis, why search for it?

If brain thrombosis could really block something, the first thing it would block would be your brain!

Old Wang patiently explained for a long time, finally getting Jiang Xiao to understand that brain thrombosis was something tied up in the brain.

It’s something you can neither see nor touch.

When he saw Jiang Xiao finally understood and nodded thoughtfully,

Old Wang finally breathed a sigh of relief, now you can go torment someone else...

"No wait, if brain thrombosis ties up in the brain, then for Nezha with his three heads and six arms, if one of his heads has a thrombosis, do the other two heads get tied up together or just that one head?"

Old Wang’s expression instantly froze.

No way!

Are you out of your mind?

"Bro, I’m begging you, please leave, okay? If not, I’ll even kneel for you."

"I’m not leaving, I want to watch a movie."

Could’ve said so earlier, why torment me this long?

"Take it, take it!"

Old Wang handed over his cherished phone to Jiang Xiao, admonishing him.

"Watch all you want! Just remember to return it when they bring dinner!"

Thinking that handing over his phone would finally ease his burden,

Old Wang never expected this manager to just sit down and still not plan to leave.

"Why aren’t you leaving?"

"I never said I was going to leave!"

Old Wang: ...

Thinking it over...

Damn!

He really didn’t say he was leaving!

Old Wang was on the brink of despair.

"Bro, what’s so interesting about this place that you just have to stick around?"

"Um..."

Jiang Xiao tilted his head, thinking.

"Watching movies, maybe it’s about having more people, makes it livelier?"

???

That line would definitely sit well with the ladies.

Who in their right mind watches movies with an eighty-something-year-old man!

Hey?

A lightbulb went off in Old Wang’s head!

"That’s right, Yao Han mentioned she’s always wanted to watch movies with you, if you want liveliness, why not watch together with her?"

Huh?

Jiang Xiao stroked his chin thoughtfully.

Well, I should say unhesitatingly, as a manager, I should fulfill these people’s requests as much as possible.

Since Yao Han wants to watch with me, it wouldn’t hurt to join her.

Seeing that Jiang Xiao was finally willing to leave him be and go bother Yao Han,

Old Wang felt a tear welling up for the first time in decades, almost couldn’t contain the surge.

Not easy at all, he finally left.

Otherwise, Old Wang seriously feared he’d come up with some twisted antics like making him watch the news and answer questions.

Alright, alright...

As long as I can get rid of this nutcase, anything’s negotiable.

Yao Han: Should I thank your whole family?

PS: Today’s sacrifice!

"Alright alright, this is how you want to play?"

Handled by a fellow cute editor girl of mine,