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Chapter 129 - 123 Yao Han: Asking me some thrilling questions?

Chapter 129: Chapter 123 Yao Han: Asking me some thrilling questions?

Huh?

"You’re underestimating me, you little fool, aren’t you?"

Yao Han circled to Jiang Xiao’s front and pretended to stagger, falling right into Jiang Xiao’s arms.

Her hands naturally pressed against Jiang Xiao’s chest, her tone becoming humble and pitiful.

"It’s all this servant’s fault for not being careful while walking. Did I hurt you~?"

As she spoke, Yao Han’s gaze became tender and seductive, fixed on Jiang Xiao.

Furthermore, since her Hanfu was quite loose, her position lying there directly targeted a man’s heart.

And those flawless jade legs were naturally wrapping around Jiang Xiao...

Yao Han nestled her petite body completely in Jiang Xiao’s arms, constantly rubbing against him.

She was like a cat,

eager to please her master~

"Is master satisfied with this servant’s performance? If you don’t like it this way~"

The shyness on Yao Han’s face quickly vanished.

She instantly turned into a commanding queen.

The originally flirtatious smile had disappeared, replaced by a haughty arrogance.

Lifting her chin proudly, Yao Han looked at Jiang Xiao with eyes full of disdain and arrogance.

"If you like, this queen won’t trouble you, her servant. You only need to kneel down, undress me, and wash my feet."

After saying this, Yao Han forcefully pushed Jiang Xiao down.

Then she kicked off the embroidered shoes she was wearing today.

Revealing her little feet, wrapped in white silk stockings, and her tight, smooth, jade-like calves.

’Slap~’

Sitting on a chair, Yao Han stepped on Jiang Xiao’s chest.

The pair of feet, wrapped in prison guard stockings, wriggled restlessly...

"Kneel obediently and submit to this queen!"

Jiang Xiao hadn’t reacted yet, but this caused the audience in the live stream to climax.

The screen was flooded with comments!

[Hiss! She... she just called herself ’this servant,’ did you guys hear that? This servant!]

[I never expected that besides being a seductress and a playful sister, Yao Han could even show a submissive side...]

[Sorry, my spirits, I love a queen. I want to be ruthlessly ravaged by Queen Yao Han! Trample me!!]

[Such a contrast, that look in her eyes, my god, my god, hang in there, the real highlight is yet to come!]

[Hang in there? I’ve already surrendered...]

[???]

[Wash her feet! Hurry and help Madam Yao Han take off her stockings and wash her feet! God Jiang, I beg you, just be a servant once!]

[It’s all falling apart~]

[Oh! Her cute yet domineering little feet keep moving, I can’t stand it...]

[Prison guard? I’m here again, yes, it’s still me, Vortex Mouth, Naruto Uzumaki’s brother, thank you!]

[You’re flipping unbelievable, have some shame, will you?]

[Exactly, exactly, Yao Han’s prison guard isn’t something you can flaunt? I’d be content just to sip on some prison guard soup.]

Damn!

[Hold back, hold back!! Stop commenting, I’m recording this!]

The restless horde of viewers then quieted down, indeed, nothing is more important than recording.

Jiang Xiao, who had been pushed down, unhappily shoved Yao Han away and stood up.

"You’re wrong, this isn’t fun at all."

The people in the live stream were dumbfounded.

This isn’t fun?

Damn, I’m so down for it!

Dude, are you alright?

Need to crank up your tolerance that high?

Yao Han was also stunned, but then her playful smile returned.

"Is there something Han Bao’er did wrong? You just need to point it out, brother. Is it the posture, tone, personal charisma, or the extent? Perhaps Han Bao’er is too fierce? Bao’er can change all that..."

Massive respect!

How could Jiang deserve such treatment by Yao Han!

Jealous rage distorted the faces of many viewers, and Kuku was smashing his keyboard!

As Yao Han kept apologizing, Jiang Xiao seriously started to give her pointers.

"It’s not thrilling enough, and we should proceed step by step, this approach of yours..."

"Oh! Han Bao’er understands, brother doesn’t like this direct approach of Bao’er?"

"Yes, you could say that."

"But at the same time, you like something more exciting?"

"Exactly, it’s like that, something exciting isn’t boring."

It’s just a slow rhythm then.

She’ll start from other aspects first, letting Jiang Xiao gain mental satisfaction~

And then, step by step, bring him to the peak of excitement~

Yao Han was all too familiar with this.

Because mental satisfaction is much more exhilarating than physical~

Moreover, Yao Han was best at conditioning those chosen ones to a mental climax before delivering the final blow!

Of course, dealing with Jiang Xiao might not go this way.

First, she couldn’t just cut off Jiang Xiao, and secondly...

Yao Han had realized that Jiang Xiao seemed to prefer control, didn’t he?

Otherwise, why was he still unbothered by her initiative just now?

Obviously, he wasn’t too into her being proactive.

A dominant man likes a passive woman!

Passive seduction? Yao Han was an expert at that, a real pro at teasing and enticing!

Thinking this, the disheveled Yao Han obediently got up from the ground and kneeled beside Jiang Xiao.

"Then, Han Bao’er will reward you... You can ask me three questions, and you can ask anything, no matter what it is~"

Truth or Dare!

The best and simplest mode.

It transformed "active" into "passive" effortlessly.

Jiang Xiao, given this opportunity to ask questions, would surely touch upon his favorite "points."

Then she could tailor her responses perfectly and pander to his preferences~

What he liked, she would simply perform, right?

Pure romance, adultery, threesomes, being broken in, getting drunk, outdoor adventures, or even minotaur fantasies, etc...

Yao Han could claim expertise in all!

No matter what Jiang Xiao liked, she could precisely stimulate him~

She couldn’t help but admire her own genius!

"I ask, and you’ll definitely answer? I’m worried you might not be able to respond due to a lack of knowledge."

Jiang Xiao still wore his naive expression, even his intelligent tone seemed unchanged.

But Yao Han wasn’t worried at all; as long as Jiang Xiao asked, she was confident she could win him over!

"Yep! Han Bao’er knows everything, you can ask something bolder, more thrilling, like your first time, experiences of being forced, the most number of people or sessions you’ve had, what you like the most, um... No matter how bizarre or twisted, it’s all good for Han Bao’er."

"Hmm~ Thrilling questions?"

"Exactly! Whatever you like, Han Bao’er is up for it!"

Yao Han, kneeling on the ground, mischievously twisted her body, trying to let her clothes slip down a bit more.

"Alright... but the questions I want to ask might be kind of sensitive, might not pass the censor..."

Yao Han’s face feigned the nervous look that boys liked to see, but eventually, she bit her lip and nodded.

Playing hard to get, most boys probably liked that, right?

Only through such subtle details could Yao Han’s masterful skills be truly displayed.

The question is a bit sensitive?

Joking~

I’m just afraid your question isn’t sensitive enough!

Here we go!

The men in the livestream were sweating in their palms.

They hadn’t noticed it before?

They used to think Jiang Xiao was clueless about romance!

But now, it seemed entirely otherwise!

"Okay, then I’ll ask, what do you think about the ongoing conflict in Ukraine?"

Huh?

Audience:

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The viewers in the livestream were also instantly stunned.

Yao Han’s twisting body stiffened on the spot.

Yao Han: ╭(°▿°๑)╮Uh...

This... that’s not, I... that, I was mentally preparing how to answer your "sensitive" question.

And you just pulled the rug out from under me?

"Hiss..."

It hurt, Yao Han felt like she was going to have a heart attack.

Damn it, am I brain-dead?

What was I thinking?

Actually trying to seduce this big ol’ lunatic, Spirit?

"This question is difficult? Then, what do you think about the custom of not using the toilet properly for peeing and defecating everywhere, even into the sea?"

Yao Han: ???

"Why would you ask that? Is it sensitive?"

Jiang Xiao glanced at her, not only is it sensitive, but it’s also thought-provoking, alright!

"Think about it, even cats and dogs know to relieve themselves in specific places, why can’t those others do the same?"

Yao Han pondered for a moment, doubtful yet replied.

"Could it be that they are even worse than animals?"

Finally, a smile appeared on Jiang Xiao’s face.

"Bingo! You’re right! They are indeed worse than pigs and dogs~ Didn’t see that coming, huh? You’re not that dumb after all."

Yao Han smirked proudly: "How could I be? Ever since I was young, my neighbors have always praised me..."

What’s happening?

How did things suddenly turn out this way?

[Family love action ethics film turned into a news broadcast?]

[Seriously, I was all set and then you play this move.]

[I don’t expect Jiang God to hit a home run or anything, but at least take the opportunity to ask the sensitive questions!]

[Yeah, I’m about to explode! If it were me in there, Yao Han would be done tonight!]

[No offense, but how sensitive are Jiang God’s questions, right?]

...

True: That was too sensitive!

Especially when Jiang Xiao slapped those people in the face in front of so many countries streaming live.

Their faces red, necks thickened, but they really had no comeback.

They just hoped that next time Jiang Xiao criticized them, he wouldn’t involve everyone, just criticize those at the top!

It’s not like they’re the ones peeing and pooping everywhere, after all, they don’t want to drink sewage every day either!