Dungeon? This Tree? Why Don't You Join Me for Lunch? (Dungeon Core)
Chapter 98: Bribes A Plenty!

Chapter 98: Chapter 98: Bribes A Plenty!

Now, I didn’t know exactly what I was supposed to do. There was this thing called conscience, which didn’t factor in with my decisions often.

Not only that, but it almost never did so.

But now... these poor humans had been leached off their mana, then starved, then overfed, and now they simply... I don’t know.

I thought the golems, which had been used for compost production up to now, were mindless. But as I saw them, mingling with the humans, I thought that something might come off it!

I didn’t want any golems rotting in the earth! I wanted them to have friends! To be happy!

"Ok," I said to myself, as the humans began to look at my system screen in wonder. "Greetings, humans!"

"Yo, Sylvan!" They all chorused. The golems waved at me as well.

"Hi! Name’s Maxime!" There was this lovely woman who stepped from the crowd. She was holding her belly! I could feel as there was another mana signature in there!

Oh... the woman was pregnant!

"I couldn’t conceive for years! The healers said I will never be able to!"

She was shining! Blinding! Had Belladonna been the same with Pan?

I got the system screen from that fairy that she never carried to term, but I choose to ignore it.

She had, he was her baby, and I had wanted him into this world!

It was as simple as that!

"Pay child support, then!" She roared through the link of the Nymph Union.

I waved my hand, and a rune activated. Now that Nick was back, I had all the runes in the world!

Nick was getting to know Amdis!

They bake cookies together!

Perverts! For shame! How did you think that the Foodie Harem bonded?

The thing you were thinking about happens at night, I’ll let you know! Behind closed doors!

"There, ex-wife! If you need more healing mushrooms, just give me a call!"

And that was that!

"We would like for your Bed and Breakfast to become a clinic for the sick!" I blinked, oh, yes, Maxime was still speaking.

"My leg regrew!"

Wait... what did I do to these mushrooms?

"My cancer is gone!"

Good for that poor woman, but everything has a price in our world. And apparently, I had been doing miracles without even realizing it!

Oh, no! I was going to get a visit from something nasty! There was no way around it!

But...

Why not? Why not heal the sick, feed the hungry, and be a protector?

Well, I wasn’t going to be doing much fighting. No, it was my family and Belladonna who were going to fight!

"Wait here, you!" She screamed, but I already sent her the system invite into the Nymph Union.

"This is not about us," I told her. Well, If I could forgive Wrath and Drusilla for their stunt, why not Bella? "This is about the living!"

"And vampires!" She yelled, getting into the mood. "Most of them are my mobs!"

"Sure," I agreed because Aron had been a vampire, once. He still drank blood, but I thought that it was more of a comfort food kind of thing. "And vampires."

There it was, the contract to seal it all. I knew that Belladonna had used not one, not two, but at least four auto-texts!

But that was beside the point! If she didn’t want to use my contract, then we were using hers!

It was as simple as that.

"Yes, let us join forces!" It was her joining her army with me contributing with the magical mushrooms, but that was not important!

"Hey, Sylvan," I shuddered, looking behind me.

Titan was there. My dungeon master. I couldn’t do much without him giving me the say-so.

"Please," I was ready to do fun things with him. Nick had sat me down and given me a stern talking to that none of them, these lovely husbands of mine, were to be considered as a dirty secret.

That... wasn’t to say that he was not ok with Titan pretending to be one in the bedroom!

"What for? Look, I think that the idea has merit, but there are at least fifty Archdemons who are waiting to get the mandate to move into this world and start a war with you," which was to be expected.

My mushrooms bring all the boys to the yard!

"All of them are women," he continued.

Huh, so I was never going to be getting to know an Archdemon carnally. Good to know.

"But, hey," he continued with a smirk. "I think that the harem is big enough already, don’t you?"

He began to count. Saying names.

He licked his lip, when he said: "Nick."

That was the man who should have been first but was one of the last ones.

"Lovely Nate, daring Desmond, and, of course, sweet Amdis," he continued so, as if those three were a trio.

Which was strange. Even if they liked to get into a threesome after they were done with me, it was strange to me.

Did Titan know something I didn’t?

When didn’t he ever, I asked myself.

"Aron and I," he looked at his fingers, humming.

"Dearest Sylvan," he waved his fingers at me so, as if I was going to argue.

But I wasn’t! Wrath didn’t count! Alexios didn’t count!

Both had not gotten lucky! What was more, both were jerks! And Alexios was even dead!

"What are you going to do with six sexy men?"

That was his invitation. I looked out of the system screen, looking at the opening of the cave of sin.

I sighed. Taking his dungeon core status away, for he had changed it so much that he had ended up just being a client dungeon, I brought him into my arms.

"Well," it was a purr, that sound which came out of my mouth couldn’t be described as anything but. "Feed you!"

I didn’t know what else he had expected, but I was certain that it wasn’t it.

Still, he chuckled and clicked on the yes for the human contract.

Using my finger, which he stuck in his mouth seconds later. Showing me just what he wanted me to do with my 6 sexy men...

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